Thursday, July 17, 2008
Words, don't come so easy . . .
To break the tension of all the political bullshit that has engulfed us lately (Btw, Anwar was released on bail at 9.45am today), let me recount this little gem of an incident that occurred this morning. As some of you many already know, me is the only fooking bloke in me department.
There I was minding me own business when an email arrived from me HOD. It contained just this solitary line: "watz cunnilingus" (!!!!????!!!). Yes, that's right. So me gets up & goes over to Madam AA's office & me gives her a puzzled look - as in what's the joke, rite? She looks at me straight faced, says no joke, what does this word mean. She saw the word on Kerp's profile page (where else?).
Unable to bring meself to say anything me looks to Madam O & Szu Pau fer assistance. Nothing was forthcoming & they also were in the dark. So me had to put it as politely & delicately as me possibly could. (No, me didn't say getting "tongue fooked"!, ok).
There was a burst of girly giggles before madam AA & Szu Pau dropped another bomb-fooking-shell. "Er, what's a cunt ah?" . . . Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
ps: This is NOT a fictionalised account or some sick joke. This happened. Today. For real.
pps: From the Merriam-Webster online dictionary:
also cun·ni·linc·tus \-ˈliŋ(k)-təs\
cunnilingus, New Latin, from Latin, one who licks the vulva, from cunnus vulva + lingere to lick; cunnilinctus, New Latin, from Latin cunnus + linctus, act of licking, from lingere — more at lick
: oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris
pps: The ladies' protestations that they are "innocent-minded" don't fooking wash with me la. What's yer take on this? Please post comment.