Ye ate & ate & ate till ye were round enough to show yer displeasure at the menu.
Ye had a BO that was . . . errrmmmm . . . . . 'strong' to say the least.
Ye was wild & couldnae be let off the leash.
But we loved ye & ye loved us back.
We are sorry if ye felt neglected the last few months.
We will always remember ye fer how ye brightened up our little corner of the world.
Austin - passed on today peacefully due to old age . . .