Fooking Awesome Grind! (Neuropathia: Satan is a cunt)

Not quite sure if any of you took the trouble to check out this awesome Polish grind n roll outfit's latest album in the earlier posting, but here is one of the earlier LPs fer yer weekend's listening pleasure anyway.

Funky, heavy & fooking demented are the best adjectives me can rustle up to describe this manic trio. If you didn't download their latest album Satan Owns Your Stereo (see below), me fooking urges you to give these guys a chance. me is pretty fooking sure you'll be blown away by this whirlwind of noise.

To download Neuropathia's Satan Is A Cunt, please go to: http://rapidshare.com/files/122145495/Neuropathia_-_2005_-_Satan_Is_A_Cunt.rar.html

Fer a sample, here's a short & sub-2 minute vid to tempt yer senses!


Have a fooking great weekend & do let me know what you think of this album!

Palin's new fame

Was put on the scent of this by the other porn-aficionado (besides Kerp), Moz the Rambler. Apparently Larry Flynt of Hustler has made a porn film - Nailin Paylin - caricaturing Alaskan governor Sarah Palin.

A quick google showed up a lot of interesting debate on this porn flick. To read a lady who champions Flynt (don't forget this porn baron has had many run ins with the courts over the First Amendment) & the right to satirise political figures via porn, please click: http://www.blogher.com/nailin-palin.

Another blog had numerous comments ranging from the tickled to the seriously offended. One slightly outraged commentator said she was sickened as to why Pailin's character was attacked in this way i.e. based on her gender & her looks. Answer from another commentator - coz she was fooking selected based on her gender & her looks! Touche! To read the on-going verbal spats, please go to: http://www.boingboing.net/2008/10/02/hustler-producing-sa.html .

Me thought this posting is a light-hearted way to round off the US elections. And the pix of the porn actress as Sarah Pailin was far nicer than a pix of Barak Obama (after months of campaigning cukup la dey with his jug-eared mug) . . .

ps: In US, porn is satire. In Malaysia, its a campaign tool fer a party's VP post . . . hee hee.

pps: anyone remember DPP Vijendran?

Bend over, taxpayer . . .

Read the following article (from yesterday's papers) & tell me what you think:

Authorities Bust 'Sex Parties' in Malaysia, 70 Arrested

Malaysia's The Star reports: "Police busted four male sex parties in progress on Saturday, rounding up more than 70 customers and male sex workers. Some of them could not put on their clothing in time when police stormed the various premises during the 5.30pm incident. (the party had a 'towel' theme as the revellers were only clad in a micro small towel) Used condoms were found strewn all over the floor of the premises. Police also seized some pornography DVDs, gay magazines, lubrication jelly and boxes of condoms at the scene. A team from the anti-vice, gaming and secret societies division (D7) conducted the raids at four separate locations -- two on the mainland as well as a traditional massage parlour and a fitness centre on the island. George Town Deputy OCPD Supt Gan Kong Meng said 28 local men and a man from China, in their 20s to 40s, were arrested at the scene. Some of the customers were from Europe and the United States."

FFS says: No matter how distasteful straight people view this story, the homosexual community has the right to lead their lives free from persecution.

And before anyone turns around & say its against the law here & that is against nature, well, me says the antiquated laws should be changed & let God be the judge of their actions. It most certainly isn't any of the authorities concern.

Am sorry, but the police should be looking to reduce the spiralling crime wave - burglary, robberies, kidnappings, snatch theft, rapes, C4 murders. Not busy itself with what gay men are doing at a private party.

Fer fook's sake, the only ones getting bum fooked from all this "useful" police activity is the taxpayer. (The said club has been raided on four previous occasions with scores of personnel involved. Imagine if the cops were as diligent in actual crime prevention . . . sigh).

Are we the new Blackburn?

Saturday afternoon - went to petrol kiosk fer ciggies. Noticed an Indian guy with his family at the fuel pump. His wifey & three daughters were all clad in LFC jerseys (Grannie was spared). Me thought fooking hardcore!

Drove me car to the air pumps to check tyre pressure. There was another car at the next pump. Driver gets out of car . . . clad in a pristine away LFC jersey. Eh, ramai pulak.

As me drives out of the kiosk, me is stuck behind a Pajero in the exit queue. And lo & behold, there's a brand new-looking LFC sticker stuck on the rear windscreen (me says brand new as the sticker didn't look like it has been sitting there fer years where the colours are faded from over exposure to our panas terik).

Then it struck me. Shit, this is the first time in years that me beloved Reds has been touted as serious title contenders. Could this sudden appearance of Red paraphernalia be genuine Kopites coming out of the woodwork or typical Malaysian lalang syndrome? Remember how we used to see Blackburn jerseys everywhere after they fooking won the league? Or the sudden injection of Chelsea Blue on our streets in the last few years?

Wonder if they were still wearing them shirts on Sunday morning after the seriously painful defeat to Spurs? Lalang would normally put their shirts away. But then again, many lalang would have found a 1.30 am kick off a little to late fer their liking & would've been fooking oblivious.

So are we the new Blackburn?

ps: Sorry bout this posting, just venting after a shite weekend. No offence meant to any Kopites . . . genuine or otherwise.

pps: Congrats to Moz, Anand the Silent Obeserver & all other Spurs fans who are having a great week after disastrous start.

Devil's Music PtI (Neuropathia: Devil Owns Your Stereo)

The devil's music indeed. . . from Poland no less. Brutal grindcore with just the right blend of self-depreciating humour (eg Worst Band In The World) & super sonic speed, Neuropathia have managed to take the genre forward with their quirky and irreverent sound.

Their earlier LPs were a fooking blast & me will try to post the download links here soon. Key to them making grindcore a little less like a fooking drill to the head is by adding lotsa of sound effects & snippets of movie dialogue in between the tunes. Fact is these fookers make grindcore seriously groovy!

To download Neuropathia's Satan Owns Your Stereo (2008), please go to: http://www.mediafire.com/?qmj0mjomyxz .
1. Face The Obliteration
2. Mysterious man with to newspaper
3. Satan Owns Your Stereo
4. High On Nicotine
5. Unpleasant Mournings
6. On Your Knees
7. Burnt Out
8. Brain Damage9
9. Ścieżka
10. Transsexual Worshipers Of satan
11. Iron Midget Buster Of Elephants
12. We're Abused Of her Majesty
13. Your last Hope
14. We Are Local
15. Fuck You Asshole
16. Worst Band In The World
17. Skulls For My Bride
18. Prosac Generation

As usual, look forward to yer comments on the album. Enjoy yer weekend!

ps: Am sure lotsa of you have folks who definitely thought satan did indeed own yer stereo & with this album you can pretty much confirm their suspicions! Mine gave up a long time ago . . .

WTF?!!?

Since we're on the topic of fatwas & hot on the heels of their war on tomboys; let's have a look at the latest outburst of "wisdom" from the National Fatwa Council.

Fatwa on yoga out soon
PENANG, Oct 29 - The National Fatwa Council will come out with a ruling relating to yoga exercise soon.

The announcement would be made by the council's chairman, Prof Datuk Dr Abdul Shukor Husin, said Deputy Director-General (Operations) of the Department of Islamic Development Malaysia (Jakim) Othman Mustapha.

He told reporters this after opening the two-day seminar on Islamic Jurisprudence and Eternal Islamic Thinking at Universiti Sains Malaysia jointly organised by the Islamic Studies Division of the university's Human Knowledge Study Centre and Jakim here today.Yesterday, lecturer Prof Zakaria Stapa of Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia's Islamic Studies Centre advised Muslims who have taken up yoga to stop practising it for fear that it could deviate their belief. - Bernama

Now some will see such a posting as an exercise in Islam-bashing. But one cannot but feel such pronouncements lead to the kind of myopia that divides people. And while it only applies to Muslims, me feels that such insularity and exclusiveness will only be a breeding ground fer IGNORANCE.

Its an exercise la fer fook's sake. The fact that such complaints were heard in many rural American towns a few years back ("un-Christian practices") only show where our religious authorities are heading . . . down that road with the GREAT SATAN AMERIKA SYARIKAT!

Fooking Bodoh!

ps: WTF?!!? = What the Fatwa?!!? (Pls note this is not an anti-Islam posting rather tis an anti-stupidity posting).

pps: Perhaps they are afraid Muslims practising Yoga might turn into Hindraf sympathisers . . .

"Tomboys" beware!

This here was reported in most (if not all) the papers last Friday.

Fatwa on tomboys

KOTA BARU: The National Fatwa Council has ruled that tomboyism, where a girl behaves or dresses in a boyish manner, is forbidden in Islam.

Its chairman Datuk Dr Abdul Shukor Husin said the decision was prompted by recent developments as there had been cases of young women inclined to behave like men and indulging in homosexuality.

Parents must stop their children from indulging in disruptive activities that are against Islamic teachings, he told reporters here yesterday. Bernama

So FFS demands to know, what about her?

Judging by her sluggish showing in the UMNO nominations, the members have already decided to adhere to the fatwa in another fashion. By fooking booting her out . . . hee hee!

ps: What a beautiful pix . . . no wonder she insisted that all 'Visit Malaysia' banners carry her beautiful image. Tourists who want to catch a glimpse of this "Malaysian beauty" better hurry up as her tenure as minister looks set to end soon . . . what a shame . . .

pps: Fer those who don't geddit, this posting is not a slur on gay lifestyles. Nor is it accusing Azalina of being gay. Its just to highlight the absurdity & hypocrisy that is so inherent in Malaysia. The innuendo directed at Azalina is similar to jokes regarding Najib & dead Mongolian models, Chua Soi Lek & viagra, Badahwi & Oz nasi kandar shops; all based on perceived assumptions.

Happy Diwali to All!

To all me Hindu brothers & sisters, please let me wish you a very Happy Diwali. To rest of the gang, happy holidays.

During this period where racial tensions are on the rise in this country, might me plead with everyone to do their bit fer the spirit of muhibah by joining in the festivities.

Peace!

A suitable soundtrack to our times (Brutal Truth: Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses)

Hey, hey, look what me found today! Its the download link to seminal deathgrind band Brutal Truth's debut LP Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses. Older longhairs will remember that this band was formed by ex-Nuclear Assault bassist Dan Lilker in 1990 as he sought to emulate his heroes Napalm Death & Carcass. Brutal Truth marries the extreme ferocity of grindcore with the technical melody of death metal & burns a mighty fooking hole in yer eardrums with its sheer bombast.

Heavy as fook even after all these years. Do take the trouble to check this out as it is one of the best albums to have come out of the genre. Fer those who need a sample, vid is posted below.

To download Brutal Truth's Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses (1990), please click: http://www.turboupload.com/files/get/bmaFS9TtGhfG (password: strigoi)



ps: Me was lucky enough to catch Brutal Truth supporting Fear Factory many moons ago & remembers us jakun Malaysian thrashers forming a little mosh altar in front of Dan Lilker's bass monitor. He looked amused but was less than impressed by the constant flash of our camera!

What a load of fooking bollocks

Am sure many of you have come across those who spout bollocks such as:

1) "Online media is pro-opposition & is not unanswerable to anybody so it spreads lies. You cannot belive the online media . . . (blah blah ad nauseum)."

FFS retorts: Malaysiakini reporter has resigned over an erroneous report regarding Najib's alleged manifesto. That's accountability isn't it? Compare with the hate-fulled reports & "short stories" which regularly appear in Utusan. No apology & fook all remorse. It functions as nothing more than UMNO's hate propaganda machine. And the cheek of some well known bloggers to say it is wrong fer DAP to sue Utusan as it contravenes freedom of the press. FOOKING FOOK OFF!
(Fer full report, please click on: http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/index.php/malaysia/10898-malaysiakini-journalist-shows-the-way-in-standards)

2) "Anwar is a chameleon & will say the right thing to the right audience. He is not to be trusted . . . (blah blah ad nauseum)."

FFS retorts: Khairy fooking J no less has based his campaign fer UMNO Youth chief on a platform of multiracialism and government reforms. One of the biggest issues at the moment, he says, is the pro-Malay affirmative action programmes of the New Economic Policy (NEP).
"I've said from the beginning that although the NEP-type policy is still necessary, we have to reform it so that it does not enrich just a very small segment of the Malay population." That's almost akin to Hitler saying he loves Jews or Ronald Reagan saying he believes in socialism? Fooking hell, does this right-wing extremist think just coz the rest of us commoners aren't Oxford-educated, we are fooking morons who are gonna swallow his shite?
(Fer full report, please go to: http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/index.php/malaysia/10924-son-in-law-who-rose-too-fast-too-soon)

3) "Pity la Pak Lah, he is a decent man who is trying to reform the government . . . blah blah ad nauseum."

FFS retorts: Ah yes, he says he will push thru his reforms now that he is no longer beholden to the party warlords. So today he appointed Court of Appeal President Tan Sri Zaki Tun Azmi as the Chief Justice of the Federal Court. Problem? Well, apart from the fact that Zaki is a well-known UMNO activist & that he pole-vaulted his way thru the higher courts (he was appointed Federal Court judge in September last year and elevated to Court of Appeal president two months later) - no, not really. Independent judiciary my fooking foot!
(Fer full report, please click: http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/index.php/malaysia/10915-king-appoints-zaki-as-chief-justice)

Who is going to save us from the continued bollocks of UMNO? Suggestions, people?