Showing posts with label statistics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label statistics. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Good statistics

January is a busy time at me workplace. Its fresh intake of students at the College & I meself have been busy checking out the talent. Helping pretty young things is a invigorating reason to come to work every day.

The nursing dept is one of the bigger faculties at the College & have noticed a few guys in the white uniforms spoiling me vista. Call me old fashioned but as far as I is concerned, nurses should always be sweet young things in flimsy uniforms! Not blokes! What would possess guys to take up nursing? Let's face it, guys are not disposed to a maternal instinct & are usually an uncaring lot.

Then it hit me - eureka! The stats are abso-fooking-lutely staggering - 120 gals to 5 guys? Fooking hell, there is NO FOOKING WAY these fookers NOT get laid!!! Shit, with those numbers even Quasimodo (or Luke Chadwick) would be a playah lah.

So, if your a young, pimply male ubërnerd with no sex life - JOIN A NURSING SCHOOL!