Patriot Games

The vid above & the pix below says it all really . . .

Booster shot

Sigh . . . Monday . . . Dreary . . . Rain soaked . . . Double fooking sigh.

If any of ye are having problems with yer inner ignition, here's a much needed shot of humour which will hopefully jump start yer day.

ps: The above comic is possibly me fave piece from Gary Larson's impressive canon of work. Genius.

pps: Yes, yes, me inhales too . . .

Spelling Bee

Was sent this by me colleague & canna tell you whether its genuine. But listening to me foul-mouthed colleagues recount their experiences as their "innocent" children pick up on their colourful language, there is every fooking chance the pix above is the real deal.

Funny as fook & me though this was a good way to lift jaded spirits returning to the grind after a long weekend . . .

Go Away Monday Blues!

Me knows a lot of you will be down & depressed on this bleak as fook Monday morning. Not least due to the news reports of PAS donning its best hooker get-up & engaging in some kerbside action with UMNO (more on this later).

So me dear colleague, the infamous Szu Pau, has kindly "donated" this pix of her in a similarly compromising position with her mate, Madam Scarfei. Me believes this will cheer you guys up as you are cordially invited to caption the above photo.

ps: Let's try to keep it respectable, ok?

pps: Winner of this caption competition will win a framed copy of the pix signed by the models themselves.

Say Wot?!?

Got these as part of a series of hilarious examples of misuse (abuse?) of the English language in China (TQ Premo!). The above three were some of me faves. The one in the middle had me in fooking stitches. Bet a lot of women would wish the male species would apply the "grape" cream & leave them the fook alone!

If you had already seen em, am sure they still raised a smile on yer mug. If you haven't, hope it allowed you a chuckle or two in the middle of your work week.

Also, it should alert you to the fact that there must be a great need fer translators & English teachers in China. Either that, or the translators in the examples above were taking the fooking piss!!!

Welcome to Puchong!

Here's a little something to lighten up the mood. This salon was spotted in the new neighbourhood of Bandar Putri Puchong's commercial area. Me & wifey did a double take when we first saw it & wondered what sort of dubious "services" were being offered in this establishment. And who says Puchong is the fooking boondocks with fook all entertainment eh?

If any of you have been there, please feel free to share yer experiences here. Those of you who would like to check it out, well . . . he he

ps: pix courtesy of the Nanyang Siew Pau.

pps: Believe me, this is fer real, no fooking digital tricks here.