Comedy Metal

If yer having an absolutely shite day, please watch this . . . Fooking hilarious.

Spelling Bee

Was sent this by me colleague & canna tell you whether its genuine. But listening to me foul-mouthed colleagues recount their experiences as their "innocent" children pick up on their colourful language, there is every fooking chance the pix above is the real deal.

Funny as fook & me though this was a good way to lift jaded spirits returning to the grind after a long weekend . . .

The Great American Tragedy

Be afraid, be very afraid people. This short clip is but one of many which highlights the incredible ignorance that cloud the average American. And to all me Hindu brethren, be ready fer some serious Yankee persecution seeing that we were responsible fer 9/11.

Fooking hell!

Enjoy yer weekend & look forward to yer comments on this great American tragedy.

Fooking Miracle Diet!!!

Me knows a lot of you/us are down in the fooking dumps this Monday, so as usual me has a little something to cheer you up. Everton Segar sent me this daft video (TQ!) & me hopes i't'll help chase away them fooking Monday blues.

In the meantime, head over to yer fridge, grab a tall, cool one & chug it down as fast as you can. If not fer anything, do it fer a better waistline as the video above suggests. Crack . . . glug, glug, glug . . . buuuuuuuurrrrp!!! Enjoy!

Say Wot?!?

Got these as part of a series of hilarious examples of misuse (abuse?) of the English language in China (TQ Premo!). The above three were some of me faves. The one in the middle had me in fooking stitches. Bet a lot of women would wish the male species would apply the "grape" cream & leave them the fook alone!

If you had already seen em, am sure they still raised a smile on yer mug. If you haven't, hope it allowed you a chuckle or two in the middle of your work week.

Also, it should alert you to the fact that there must be a great need fer translators & English teachers in China. Either that, or the translators in the examples above were taking the fooking piss!!!

What The Fook?!?

After a hard day's toil . . . You are fooking parched . . . Last thing you want to see is this fooking sign!!!
Am sure it has happened to you before, as you walk up to yer favourite watering hole only to find it shut. Ooooh . . . the agony!

ps: However, credit must be given to the management fer the fine art of stating the fooking obvious!

Contemporary Chinese Art

Some of you may have already received this in yer email (how the Beijing Olympic Logo was created) but lest we forget from all the smirking & laughter, this does represent the horrible truth of modern day China. In spite of the incredible economic growth that threatens to dwarf even the American's; them bad old draconian commie habits die hard.

We have laughed at fooking silly Malaysians clutching at straws when they proclaim incredible pride at our recent sojourn into space. Similarly, I have heard many Chinese locals say how fab it is that China finally gets to host a global sporting event. "This will show the world the ability of the Chinese people", "This coming Olympics is an event for all Chinese people to be proud of"etc etc.

What they forget to mention is that the Chinese authorities are also murdering bastards who got away with Tianamen Square & thousands of other atrocities since. Its easy to turn a blind eye when everyone's busy counting the mullah eh . . .?

PS: TQ Kevo fer another gem.