Me have in the past posted about some of me colleague's less-than-razor-sharp moments. Long-time readers of this blog may recall how one colleague Miss AA thought that Fiat was a Taiwanese marque & that Ferrari made station wagons & MPVs. And of course there was that gem "What does 'cunnilingus' mean?" quip which set the comments section here on fire!
Then there was Madam Szu Pau's inability to understand the workings of a simple tape recorder.
Well, all that pales in comparison to our new colleague - Miss Tan. After hearing that she doesn't know where Sri Lanka is, we proded her (puny) mind with a few more general questions. We asked her where was Palestine.
Guess what her answer was?
In fooking PAKISTAN!!!
So me asked her whether she thought Jesus was a hockey player. (She didn't get it).
Me then tried something closer to her heritage - who is Mao Tze Tung?
"No. Who he?"
Fooking hell . . . so we shamed her into googling fer the right info.
ps: To her credit, Miss Tan makes a killer apple pie but just don't ask her where the ingredients came from . . .