Me have in the past posted about some of me colleague's less-than-razor-sharp moments. Long-time readers of this blog may recall how one colleague Miss AA thought that Fiat was a Taiwanese marque & that Ferrari made station wagons & MPVs. And of course there was that gem "What does 'cunnilingus' mean?" quip which set the comments section here on fire!
Then there was Madam Szu Pau's inability to understand the workings of a simple tape recorder.
Well, all that pales in comparison to our new colleague - Miss Tan. After hearing that she doesn't know where Sri Lanka is, we proded her (puny) mind with a few more general questions. We asked her where was Palestine.
Guess what her answer was?
In fooking PAKISTAN!!!
So me asked her whether she thought Jesus was a hockey player. (She didn't get it).
Me then tried something closer to her heritage - who is Mao Tze Tung?
"No. Who he?"
Fooking hell . . . so we shamed her into googling fer the right info.
ps: To her credit, Miss Tan makes a killer apple pie but just don't ask her where the ingredients came from . . .
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Hee hee.
And I thought me not knowing what a New Orleans-style funeral parade looked like was bad enough.
*notices astounded look on yer face*
"What?!"
*palm face*
AD Dude: If your friend is anything like this,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII
....pleaselah introduce or send me her number. Anyway a good apple pie would be something to die for!!!
cheers, M.
Madcat: New levels of ignorance doesn't excuse yer own . . .
Tinesh: eh?
Mohan: Sorry mate, she swings the other way . . .
lol
where do these ppl come from? Utterly jaw dropping in this day and age
palm face is hitting your forehead in the "aiyo" moment hahahah. dunno why they call it palm face tho.
kah kahhh...ask her if she has any idea what cunnilingus is all about.
kerp...
Hope balaji doesn;t get a pie on the face fer askin wats cunnilingus...
But if anyone ask me me answer is
a very cunning lingering fungus...
Anba: Real tongue twister la ye (pun fully intended) . . .
Kerp: Probably says its some sountry in Africa . . .
tinesh: Oh, I see. Yes, ye could say that.
premo: And we are supposedly living in the @information@ age . . . Fooking hell la.
First question: got blonde her?
Second question: She likes plawwns or prawns?
Third question: She likes preens or plints?
And a last comment, if its not for women like these, we would not have playa boys out there! Keep the dumb factory machine moving fellas! Them female activists are not giving any to them playas out there!.....ahahhahahahha!
"Skinny" Albert: Got blonde highlights . . . (*snigger*).
As fer playas & what not, as me told Mohan, Miss Tan swings the other way.
AD: Why-lah your company hiring people like this? And these are people in the education industry... fooking hell...buat malu-lah.
PS: Please leave comment on me latest posting. me thinks you will appreciate it.
chief,
would be interesting to hear the response if yu did ask her..
"so..ms so and so..do yu really erhmm.."swing the other way".."
a multitude of answers tempt the acidic wit of all and sundry within FFS herein...
i could think of a few off the cuff, forgive me for i am weak and fallible..
1)"which way..yu mean LDP or KESAS?";
2)"..swing..? no no i prefer mambo or cha-cha"...or
3) "..swing?...eh hello...i'm too old to play swing some more la..maybe see-saw kot.."
as the jambul king one said...
OH BEH-BEHH
"DON'T BE CRUEL...UH-HUHH. UH-HUHHH...THANKYAVERRYMOOCHHH"
moz, yu're too too cruel. :)))
moz.
Anba, based on the info Bala let us in on, i believe she's quite an expert practically regardless of whether she knows what the word means...hehehe....
**shakes head** ... and she works in an institution of higher learning????
I hope she's not teaching faculty la wei ... adoi! but if you think about it, she's the product of our very 'world standard' education .... kah kah kah
I am just simply appalled!
p/s: Congratulations Uncle ...on the arrival of Seth Arjuna.
PPS: we got a wedding coming up ehehheeheh - shall we together-gether head up to make merry in Stone Elephant?? another congratulations in the pipeline :))
batu gajah?
Anba, apa crita ni bro? apsal gua tak dapat invitation wei?
Kerp bro...
M just starting to distribute send the cars bro...
So m starting out alphabetically from my wedding guest list book...
So Ani akka...Balaji... n so on..
No worries mate will post the cards or give it ..
Me weddin on the 27th Nov (Hari Raya Haji nite...
Balaji...
Dedicatin' Boney M's Daddy Cool song 2 u bro...Congrats...
nama gua ahmad bro, starts with A...hahaha...no la anba, just joking la...no worries bro.
Anba,ye know,its not toolate to back out . . .
Hee hee, just teasing mate.
Moz: LDP or Kesas. Coming from Tok Sesat like ye . . . bit rich me thinks.
Kerp: Not everyone is a sexpert like ye la.
Ani: Will have to play by ear seeing that me don't call me own tune anymore . . .
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