Wednesday, March 10, 2010

People are strange . . .

Woman crashes car while shaving pubes (From the Malaysian Insider)

MIAMI, March 9 — Taking multi-tasking to a new level, a Florida woman allegedly caused a crash as she was shaving her privates while behind the wheel, the Florida Highway Patrol reported today.

37-year-old Megan Mariah Barnes was driving her 1995 Ford Thunderbird and reportedly rammed into a pick-up truck with four occupants at an estimated 70kph, injuring two women who were in the other vehicle.

“She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit,” Trooper Gary Dunick said. “If I wasn’t there, I wouldn’t have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, ‘Nothing will ever beat this.’ Well, this takes it.”

To make matters worse, Barnes had only been yesterday been convicted of driving while intoxicated and with a suspended licence, according to Monroe County Assistant State Attorney Colleen Dunne. The judge in the case had ordered Barnes’ vehicle impounded and her licence revoked for five years.

Police said that Barnes and her passenger, ex-husband Charles Judy, reportedly fled the scene of the accident, travelling nearly a kilometre away before swapping positions. When approached by police, Judy claimed to have been behind the wheel during the accident.

“She jumps in the back seat and he moves over,” Dunick said. “It was like the old comedy bit, ‘Who’s on first?’”

Burn marks from the passenger-side airbag found on Judy’s torso, however, disproved the duo’s claims, as the steering wheel airbag failed to deploy.
Barnes was charged with reckless driving, driving without a valid licence and insurance, and leaving the scene of an accident.


Fook me silly . . . wonders will never cease will they?

17 comments:

senorita.. said...

a dose of this early in the morning?

well, one can never be too ready aint it? =)

Tinesh said...

hahahaha!!! reminds me of the story where this woman in singapore bites the dick off her boyfriend when a truck reverses into them. at a park in singapore hahaha

Bernard said...

She must have had a real steady hand...but questionable driving skills.

anfield devotee said...

senorita: Ini macam punya article ada cepat comment ah . . .

Tinesh: Yes, remember that article. Boss & secretary hanky panky in car park.

Bernard: Ripley's Believe it or not . . .

Anba said...

gila punya orang... what was the ex husband doing... could have asked that dunggu to dive in the 1st place...
hard to believe

premo said...

Am just glad the razor didnt end up youknowwhere. Then you could call the driver a real cunt
LOL

anfield devotee said...

Anba: Me thinks the ex-hubby was in the previous conviction.

premo: Living on the razor's edge . . . literally.

senorita.. said...

AD: hahaha... you know me! =P

Kopite78 said...

Hahaha!!!!! Whoa!!! Hold the phone!!!! She was grooming herself while driving to meet her boyfriend with her ex-hubby in the car??????

WTF!!!!!!

Life's Like That said...

Don't we love stories about women and driving!

.ani said...

I read this and rolled all over laughing ... and I thought packing on the foundation and drawing eyes whilst driving was bad news ... (seeing as I wear no make-up i cannot be tried for this crime!)

But shaving pubes in preparation to meet boyfriend - GAWD! in the car of all place and while driving.

ON ANOTHER MORE IMPORTANT NOTE THOUGH:
Sat 13th March Kerp's kenduri in Kelana Jaya - 12noon before the Perak Royalties arrive - shall we all turn up then??

Me and Achilles are there by noon, so the rest of you slackers be on time la :))

Thambi Kerp - heehhe we are coming to make your special day extra special ehehehhe

senorita.. said...

oh my goodness, thanks Ani for the reminder.

Kerp told me abt the invitation card he passed to Mark, for me. by the way, it's 13th is it? feed me details please?

Achilles said...

AD: Un-fooking Believable. What was she thinking....

Ani: Yes... 12 pm is on. Anyone else coming. I need to chow by 1:30 though. Hope to see you guys there.

Bernard said...

Auntie Karen - have sent you an e-mail with the wedding details.

Just spoke to Bala. He's probably coming after 2pm as he has to wait for H.E. The Lord Mayor Of Puchong, Gavin. We may come around that time also to escape all the Royal Shenanigans. I may end up saying something inappropriate.

.ani said...

Bernard - aiya .. you all mai so lambat ... what the rest of us going to do???

Nevermind - I got Rajan :)) and Mrs. and Riddzy and his daughter probably at noon too - since Riddzy mau main mata with Nazrin's wifey in the absence of his wife - ahahahahahahahaha.

Anyhows will stay as long as I can since considering how bloody sweltering KJ is today I might be ready to kill ppl by 2pm ahahahha

See you all at Kerpie's besok ...

Teng Hock said...

thank you thank you for this!!!!!hahahahhahaha

senorita.. said...

thanks a lot Bernard! cool.. should see you people there at abt noon then