Wednesday, July 7, 2010

When's the next flight to Ascuncion?


(Lifted from the online reports)
Introducing: Paraguay’s ‘biggest’ fan
Larissa Riquelme gives the thousands of heartbroken Paraguayan fans something to cheer about despite their national team’s exit from the World Cup.

It's a troubling time for Paraguayans across the globe. Up to 50% of its population lives in poverty. An ever worsening economic recession continues to devastate the nation's wealth. Job opportunities and household income carry on worsening with every waking moment. And more recently, its national football team suffered an exit from the 2010 World Cup by the hands of the Spanish.

However, amidst the prevalence of this madness, one loyal Paraguayan stands out amongst a crowd of chaos as a voice of reason. One woman, benevolent of her nation's happiness and well-being sets out to accomplish what her national football team could not, to lift her nation's spirits, even if it means 'taking it all off' in the most literal sense of the phrase.


Larissa Riquelme, 25 year-old lingerie model, made a promise to her nation's people, that she would match Diego Maradona's promise to run naked through the streets of Buenos Aires if Argentina had won the World Cup.

Instead, Larissa would do it in Asunción, the capital of Paraguay, at the cost of simply reaching the semi-finals. However, Paraguay failed to make it pass Spain and the hearts of the nation slumped into an abyss of devastation. But the benevolent Larissa would not let this be.

Larissa has said that she's still going to carry out her promise, despite the Paraguayan team's premature exit from the 2010 World Cup. Such is the dedication and compassion of one Larissa Riquelme, citizen of Paraguay, our hero.


FFS says: And yet some people say this edition of the Copa Mondial has been dull . . .

ps: Sour grape aunties in me dept say them globes are fooking fake . . .

13 comments:

nanda666 said...

Hahahaha!!! googled her yesterday after the write-up in the Sun pull-out....DAMN!!!! she is one seriously hot chick!!!!....Why doesn't MAXIS "commit to the game" with models like this rather than Lampard, Messi, chin aun, etc.....i guess it will cause some serious traffic problems with the billboards!! hehehehehe!!

anfield devotee said...

nanda: Hot is an understatement . . .

kevo said...

would love to be her phone!!!

anfield devotee said...

kevo: Smothered in a cushion of love . . . etc etc.

mozHASturnedINTOaMartian said...

just a tad short of soundin' like a halfbaked vodka slurpee droned pervert psychosomatic sicko...

and

to corrupt a line of that pure gem of an
EL RAMO-NESSSS number

"heyyyy litttleee gayirrrllllll....i wannaaaa beeee youurrrr
boyyyeeefrienddddd.....yeahhhh...

to...

"heeeeyyyyyy titttty gayirrrlll...i wannnaaa be
yerrrr
er..vibrator?"..

yes, replete with complete pouty leer..


too crude no?
vulgar display of
imbecillity.

appreciatively,
mozinlefthandmode.

p.s. the term.."break a leg, robben" takes a new meaning in the literal sense. *sigh*

鄭湘定 said...

It takes all kinds to make a world.............................................................

Tinesh said...

Im imagining her phone ringing and her boobies vibrating along.

溫緯李娟王季 said...

快樂與滿足的秘訣,就在全心全意投注於現在的每一分,每一秒上..................................................

Anba said...

now that the circus just ended..overall it has been a tepid affair...
A dissapointing final the 3-4th Match for some world cup is more exciting than the Fookin final itself...
The only thing memorable bout this world cup is that pussy tith 8 testicles i mean tentacles named Paul getting all his prediction..thank god...
bout the lady from ascuncion just tryin to get her 15 minutes of fame...

芳容222許林堅林芳容儀 said...

加油-不論如何都支持你............................................................

anfield devotee said...

Tinesh: Steady boy . . .

Anba: Me says thank fook fer the tits from Ascuncion which were a far sight nicer distraction than most of the footie played.

Life's Like That said...

You perverts. I read she's an intelligent girl and I would like her just for that and nothing else........

senorita.. said...

LOL at the comments.