Monday, December 7, 2009

A wise man's words (PtII) . . .

As a wise man once said, "No matter how hot a lady is, someone somewhere is sick of her shite . . . "

ps: This blog in no way applauds The Tiger's indescretions but is merely pointing out how stunning good looks is no guarantee of fidelity.

pps: Look forward to reading yer comments on this accident which has made headlines everywhere . . . but apparently NOT in one of me colleague's insular world as she doesn't know who Tiger Woods is!!!

ppps: In case, anyone else is similarly katak under tempurung, please click here fer details: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/golf/article6939787.ece

26 comments:

Anba said...

aiyah bro i dont think so it's the ladies fault it's more of tiger's inability to control his ding dongs..

anfield devotee said...

Eh, Anba, me didn't say it was her fault la.

Am just pointing out the fact that even if ye looks THIS FOOKING HOT, nay guarantee her dog ain't gonna behave like a mongrel.

So how goes it? Life with a ball & chain around yer ankle (*snigger*) . . .

Anba said...

balaji...
how goes it...
hmmm...you can sya i'm happily singing iggy Pop's...
I'm gonna be your dog everyday...
Didnt you know i'm a bad doggie 2

Achilles said...

AD: Macha... where-lah your office find these people to work for them-lah. It really surprises me.

Agree witht the wise man's words... BTW, who is this wise man? You is it?

anfield devotee said...

anba: Enjoy the bliss while it lasts . . . The nagging will start soon, they just cannae help it. Its in the DNA . . .

achilles: Ah ha ha! Incredible but true macha. And no, as much as me would like to take credit fer that quote, me read it somewhere else . . .

Biren said...

like the age old saying if he thinks he can get away with it the man will do it......kinda shocked with tiger thou as so clean cut....like another saying still water runs deep......

anfield devotee said...

biren: expert opinion, eh?

premo said...

Sigh... if only these lovely ladies had my no. then all their woes would be gone and their, ahem, needs fullfilled. Alas... :P

anfield devotee said...

premo: So are ye the Shaggy version of Loverman or the Barry White version? Ha ha!

nanda666 said...

been some time since me got on the blog but seems like the same boyz talking the same shite!!!! hahahahaha!!!!
Tiger is a "Pulli" (Tamil la..) la....AARRRWW!!!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

bro, dont tell me the same bimbo is still working in your office?

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Anba,

amacam, best?

muahahahaha...

anfield devotee said...

kerp: Nope. New one. But dude, they are all consumate professionals at work, just the general knowledge bit needs a little polishing . . .

Nanda: We are nothing if not consistent . . .

premo said...

AD: Hahaha i'm neither mate! I'm Premo!

Nanda: LOL :)

Hey what do you reckon the odds are with all these hotties coming out in public declaring their lusty affairs with Mr Hole in One here that a X rated homemade video might 'surface' eh?

If it did lemme just get the first dibs that it'll be named 'Tiger's Wood' HAHAHA!!!

nanda666 said...

Just saw a Sat Nite live clip on youtube of the tiger woods story!!! really funny!!

Anba said...

kerp...
hmm how should i put it...kesedapan sehingga menjilat jari

Tinesh said...

Now got some porntstar claiming she slept with him too.shit la i cant wait till the day i get this much chicks saying they fucked me hehhe

anba: jilat jari je bang? :P:P

anfield devotee said...

anba: Blood Sugar Sex Magik? Hee hee . . . Caya la bro.

Tinesh: If fame or infamy is what yer after, ye can always claim ye've slept with Anwar. Can guarantee ye the press will give plenty of column inches.

nanda: Eh? Fooking share the link la pundek. Gelak sendiri buat apo?

Premo: Sure? Had ye down fer a Walrus of Love meself . . .

mozHASturnedINTOaMartian said...

damn, marriages sounds scary la woii..

and finger lickin' good..

:)))

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

i'll be looking forward to my big day then bros. cant wait to get some taste of those fishy-fingers...

muahahaha...

taking the cue from premo's, i'll name it Woody woods' Pecker.

hehehehhehhheheheeeeeeeeeee..............

anfield devotee said...

kerp: Me hopes yer fiance doesn't read this blog!!!

moz: No pain, no gain . . . (*snigger*)

Achilles said...

I think the media throwing this entire thing way out of proportion... but i guess that's what they do best.... it sells.

I was watching the e-channel last night and some people are saying he is a sex addict.

anfield devotee said...

achilles: Yes, sex sells. Fer me, the curiosity is down to the fact that Tiger's carefully cultivated image has suffered serious damage. Lest we forget, it is that image that has made him the planet's first & only Billion Dollar athelete.

Anba said...

achilles: i thot that all true blood male are sex addicts...hehehe

senorita.. said...

the only difference is that he is Tiger Woods. =)

anfield devotee said...

senorita: Only diff is his $US1billion bank account . . .

Eh, no comment on the Dead LP?