Thursday, February 10, 2011

A Crying Shame



Well, Nando, the pix above shows ye wot kinda club ye just fooking joined. One which has fans blindly copy our banner without even bothering to remove the Shankly Gates motif from the design . . . wtf??!!??

When ye was playing shite, we said, "give the lad a break, he's been playing non-stop fer two fooking years."

When ye sulked on the pitch, we said, "rafa/roy didnae know how best to use ye & the tactics put too much strain on yer frail shoulders."

When ye fell on yer arse against piss poor defenders, we said, "Leave it out, he's recovering from injury."

One game in & already yer being compared to that doyen of crap & expensive strikers - Adriyv Schvenko . . . Hope ye likes it down there.

20 comments:

senorita.. said...

blue is not his colour, period.

JonW said...

Thanks for the the goals and happy times but that's it. PERIOD.

The boy's gotta do what the boy's gotta do. Money in the pocket first, then trophies in the cabinet. Didn't kiss no badge eh? Bastard. Hope you rot in that (c)hel hole.

Bernard said...

Continuing with the theme...hope ladyboy has a lifelong period, PERIOD!

anfield devotee said...

senorita: wot's the colour fer lying, sulking, backstabbing turncoat?

JonW: Would have thought he would've opted fer Barca if medals is owt he's after.

senorita.. said...

purple? i dont know. seems gay, seems abt rite

William said...

El Ninny now has perpetual PMS look on his fookin face + it matches the fookin looks of his rent boy team-mates perfectly!!!

Anba said...

PERIOD colour is not blue either...Period..
Well balaji you have ur Nando Chicken...
We have our Cashley Cole...

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Well said Mr Anbarasan!

There was a comment by a Liverpool fella the day after the showdown which i thought was right on the spot. Chelsi may have all the money in the world but they cant buy team spirit.

Bernard said...

@ Kerp - no amount of money will buy you class. Deluded Chelshit fans are still unclear of the concept.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

I think unlike many other clubs, Chelsi's one of those that do not have a rich history and tradition they can be proud of. They will always be remembered as the club that buys success. I can imagine their fans wouldnt hesitate to jump ship if the club miss out on even the champions league spot.

anfield devotee said...

anba & kerp: One thing's fer sure, chelsea sure as hell ain't half as entertaining as yer lot were @ St James . . . Fooking hell la, ye guys really DON'T want the title or wot?!!?

mozHASturnedINTOaMartian said...

no...they are probably wondering..whether it's high time to give up being the ADUN/MP/Wakil rakyat of north london to the ubiquitiuos, fragileasglass 'other' club off the seven sisters stop.

and here's a toast to 'awesome' dawson. cheers for all the stop-start semi gamma ray mutated cardiac arrests and arterial hermorrhage that you have provided over the years, with yu oooppses and crafty backpasses/headers. yu da mannn.

mozHASturnedINTOaMartian said...

kerp. agreed. point taken on tradition. i know of 5 chelsea 'fans' who were ex-something else. unfortunately 3/5 were ex-united *cough!cough*. i bet the next club they'll clingfilm to is probably city. but then again...city does have the odd diehards since time immemorium. also, had a neighbourhood uncle - check this out, till today, rotten to the core - the man's a bad-arse wolves fans. his thanni buddy friend? STOKE city macha. dun play-play. oh we also some celebrity hammers fan in the mix i heard. good luck to them and their olympic stadium though. guess the G.S.H have lost that one sanctimonious place sto rummbbbllleeeeeee. :)

mozHASturnedINTOaMartian said...

conversations with a chelsea convert herein referred to as CC (true account - some years ago):

moz: why la mike, what happened suddenly change flavour?

CC (alias mike): ..er..no la dei, mourinho he's the mon. visionary. the chosen one. i love him man.

moz: nodding, chomp, chomp, burrp..chomp..chomp..

CC (alias mike): have you seen them play ah. look at the passes and touches. damn tight. neat. every football fans wet dream.

moz: wet dream? chomp chomp burrppp..nod nod..chomp chomp burrpp..

cc (alias mike): and we need a positive mental attitude ("PMA") and outlook on life bro. we must be tell ourselves to be winners. to be positive, you must do all things positive. support the positive club. feel the pleasure of winning.

moz: burrppp?

CC: mourinho is (was) such a positive guy. you feel so elated watching him do his thang (thing) that you feel so inspired to achieve - know what i mean?

moz: dei, i need another beer. burrp, badly.

end of farkin convo.

Anba said...

Balaji..this is exactly what i said to a student of mine who said the same thing...
"apa nak buat..Arsenal main mcm bangang...kena lah 4 biji..sama mcm main ngan spurs hari tu...leading 2 kosong..last last kena 3 biji padan muka...
The year before lost exactly like that to Wigan!!!!
blew up their fighting chance when they lost to spurs and blackburn

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Well said again Mr Anbarasan!

Ahh yes, THAT game. You just need a strong heart to be a Gooner. Sure we produce some brilliant stuff on the field but if anyone's looking for surprising results, Emirates is the place! Newcastle, WBA, Wigan, West ham they've all done it!

Mozz, I've got an uncle exactly like Mr CC there. I remember some years back he was a Geordie. Now very much a chelshit dude and claimed to have been a fan for a few years. And i was like, thought so, as it has also been "a few years" since Roman took over the club.

theALBERTUS said...

Thanks for the reminder, man!

Thanks for the goals and the memories! Anything else, all the best and may the ghost of Andriy Shivchenko forever screw you in Chelsea.

Your'e piece of shit! For anything else, I will love the elbow on your face that you got from Daniel Agger rather than the first goal you scored against Chelsea.

All the best you fookin' shite!

anfield devotee said...

Albertus: Agger claims he still "likes Torres as a person". Nice way of showing it . . .

Afif said...

Dude, how can I find you on Facebook?

anfield devotee said...

afif: Balachandran Rajasaharan (Though me hardly ever uses it)