Tuesday, June 16, 2009

"Break" Dance



Am sorry but no dance craze is surely worth breaking yer knob over . . . . Ouch & double fooking ouch!

Jamaica bans organ-breaking dance craze
KINGSTON (Jamaica), June 14 – A popular dance in Jamaica faces restriction by the government after being blamed for a spate of broken penises, said media reports on Wednesday.
The erotic dance style known as “daggering”, features couples simulating dry sex in various positions to the beat of the music. The steps generally include extreme gyrating, heavy pelvis-thrusting and daredevil leaps.


According to media reports, couples have taken the dance moves to the bedroom with disastrous results.

The warning against the dance came from Jamaican doctors, prompted by being presented with a range of fractured penises caused by rough intercourse. The number of cases have tripled in the last year, the UK’s Sun reported.

Jamaica's government, concerned about the dance's growing popularity and public protests, has now banned ban songs and videos with blatantly sexual content, reported news.com.au.
Jamaica's Broadcasting Commission, which defines daggering as a “colloquial term used in dancehall culture as a reference to hardcore sex or what is popularly referred to as ‘dry sex’ or the activities of persons engaged in the public simulation of various sexual acts and positions”, enforced the ban in February.


“There shall not be transmitted through radio or television or cable services, any recording, live song or music video which promotes the act of ‘daggering’, or which makes reference to, or is otherwise suggestive of ‘daggering’,” the Jamaican Broadcasting Commission's official statement said.

According to The Sun, “daggering” is just a new name for an older dance style that has existed for a number of years in the Jamaican dancehall music scene. Jamaicans are apparently divided over the dance and the subsequent banning of the style – with some musicians saying it restricts free speech – but others support the government ban. – Straits Times

17 comments:

j or ji said...

3 minit je aku mampu melayan video tu.


bersyukur sebab tak terlibat dgn dancefloor :P

terus headbanging-nak kasi kepala otak normal balik!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

i think the jamaicans should stick to reggae.

anfield devotee said...

j or ji: Ah ha ha ha! Hot stuff!

kerp: Why? Porn King don't approve? Am shocked . . .

Anba said...

Random thots that invaede me mind after watching 6 min of the video...sorry bro office connection very slow after 20++ mins baru download sampai 6 min...

1... Me really hopes the Mat Rempits...minah rempits do see thi coz me can imagine them doin this friggin dance..act on the bike to push up the ante far into the jamaican arse...
Malaysia Boleh Mah...hehehe

2....One scene really reminded me of the ending in Cannibal Holocaust...I thot they might quarter the girl alive..
and the guay was flyin like jimmy snuka..
right on to her ...siap loncat dari tangga..gal tu mesti ada steel body
Silap hari bulan...mampui gal itu

But me really respect them gals...coz havin to take this shit form the guys...

3rd What would Bob Marley say...hmmmm

Last thing that came to me mind... sooner or later samada CSI or House must feature some dead cases or broken penis frome them Daggerin...

anfield devotee said...

Anba: Da ladies seem to be willing participants though. Them flying stunts really take the cake. Yer right, silap trajectory . . . more than penis will be broken . . .

Kopite78 said...

Hahahahah!!!! Bala, you never fail to provide us with the scoop!!!

Anba: Mat Rempits trying this would have some really hilarious consequences I bet. I will not be suprised if some of them have already tried this.

Kerp: I think these Jamaicans are smoking a new type of ganja. That is why they are not interested in reggae anymore. Give me Bob anytime.

Looking forward to seeing all you guys on the 27th!!!

Jon-C said...

Whadda !@#$? I'll refrain myself from this style of dance..... better i save the energy and do the real deal! ;0)

anfield devotee said...

Kopite78: Dirty Dancing eh?

JonC: Yeah yeah, am pretty fooking sure kalau ada willing partner shaking some booty in yer face, ye'll be the first to be ahem, daggering away . . .

ps: Know we know how our Daniel Agger got his nickname & why the fook he's always bloody injured!

Tinesh said...

Whatthefark??? From a country where they take the meaning of chill out pretty seriously, this is ganassssssss siaaaal.

dont think the dance is gonna be here anytime soon.

anfield devotee said...

tinesh: you can demo fer us on the 27th . . . (*snigger*)

Life's Like That said...

Dance? What dance? It was more like a drug-fuelled orgy! Or a cattle branding exercise!

Life's Like That said...

AD, so this is what u do in your free time! Scouring the net to bring us gems like this!

anfield devotee said...

LLT: Er . . . yes. But in me defence, the news item really did leap out at you amidst all the doom & gloom of the daily news . . . hee hee.

ps: Me thought you'd be able to give us an impromptu demonstration on 27th given yer professional dancer status.

.ani said...

O-H-M-Y-G-O-D .... that is insane .. but if you fellas are doing that sorta bedroom dancing - errrr pls don't tell us when you end up with the errmmm broken member ok ... too much info ..

**give Bala the hmmmmmmmm look**

anfield devotee said...

eh aunty ani, me is merely highlighthing a newspaper report.

Thought ye guys would appreciate some visuals to go with the article . . . he he!

Sega Blues said...

loooool.....freakin hell!! What happened to just chillin to some weed? For a moment it looked like a cheap x-rated movie. Can,t stop laughing la.

anfield devotee said...

segar: Yo bro, finally recovered from FA Cup final eh?

Cheap X-rated flick? More like stuntman demonstration la.