Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Ignorance is fooking bliss . . .

A student walks into me office to hand me a report. Small talk ensues. Me makes a remark about some teacher being as evil as Darth Vader.

"Who's Darth Vader?" she asks to abso-fooking-lutely stunned silenced.

This was quite a few months ago. Why didn't me blog about it earlier? Coz me hasn't quite fooking recovered from the mental shock yet.

So much fer the fooking "INFORMATION" age, eh?

23 comments:

Afif said...

Sounds like a new heavy-metal band this Darth Vader har har!

Kopite78 said...

Was she hot?

.ani said...

ahahahahahahahha aiya this would be like if she said to you Jonas Brothers rocked - you'd be likely to think she was talking about Jonah swallowed by the whale (in the Bible) ehehheeh ok ok maybe anyone prior to 1975 is well informed - KBSR killed the students' brains ... they stopped thinking and the govt just kept passing everyone right thru to University ... and you wonder why we deal with morons everyday ....

Who is Darth Vader ... aiyoooooooo!!! even my kids know I make it a point to drop information here and there ... or else they also be blur sotongs that our education system churns out ...

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

hahaha...surin brother, exactly what i had in mind. great minds...

now tell us boss, she must be one fine looking bimbo.

Tinesh said...

Tsk tsk tsk. Maybe she knows " I AM YOUR FATHER". Kerp might say "who's your daddy" to her :P

Life's Like That said...

AD, i have one too. I have this fren's sister who's 22 and she thot the the original singer for Uptown Girl was Westlife!(Whom I thot did an absolute bad cover of the song!)

But she was hot......

Life's Like That said...

Really hot......Damn hot......

anfield devotee said...

LLT: Aaaah . . . Behold, the Mighty LLT makes some snide remark about another person's LACK of musical pedigree . . . Now ye knows how me feels. (To paraphrase ye, "maybe she doesn't share yer passion fer Billy Joel . . ." *snigger* ).

Afif: Actually, there is a Polish death metal band called Vader . . . seriously.

Kerp & Surin: No.

Ani: Private education?

Tinesh: Please don't encourage him.

Achilles said...

AD: Hahahahaha..... it still amazes me there are so many "katak di bawah Tempurung" in our country. Unbelievable.

I have one friend who is even better. She is 34, and did not know what kryptonite is. i mean come on lah... I actually had to explain.... good thing she knew who superman was... or else i would not know where to begin.

Mmmm....I dunno which one is worse.... your friend or mine. hehehehehe

Ani: Auntie... i downloaded all the Oathbound stuff... now what do i do with it? i can seem to play it.

PS to all: Check out latest posting on me blog. TQ

Life's Like That said...

AD, It's different. She doesn't know who Billy Joel is!

anfield devotee said...
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anfield devotee said...

achilles: And ye know this student looked miffed when me made me shock known! She was like 'Whateveeeer . . .'

LLT: Sorry, yer point being . . .?

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

yes tman, being an ugly moron she may just yell her dad's name out loud.

so it'd be like,

me- who's your daddy, bitch?

girl- oohh ahh fuck me RICHARD, fuck me...ahhhhh...

then came cristiano ronaldo into the picture and fucked her. then she snubs him. feeling heart broken he went for a ride and wrecked his ferrari.

anfield devotee said...

kerp: Nice one. Manage to sneak a sly dig @ the scum in there. Way to go hombre!

.ani said...

**phew thank God that diva heading off** - what's scarier is he's on his way out to Real ... and he may have a chihuahua called Paris Hilton to show off in his Real boots bag :))

** Kerp/AD : 27 looks iffy ... keep ya both posted!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

oh yeah...completely oblivious to the fact that Tinesh is actually a scu...i mean, a red devil. sorry Tman. but cheer up bro, he's now a madrinista...

heheheheeeeeeee...

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

akka, 27 is still a long way to go. still plenty of time to recover. you better be there, or...

be somewhere else.

Achilles said...

AD: fook her lah.... i dunno how people can be so shallow and then still pretend like they are right.

premo said...

lol. lucky she didn't ask what a light saber was... hehe

anfield devotee said...

ye dirty bugger ye, premo.

achilles: Biasa la.

Kerp & ani: Like that me also don't want to come la.

.ani said...

woi!! you and Kerp host ma how can no go AD???

me the one driver in the house sat day full, sun also full, not confirmed sat evening if going pahang or not ... that's why la :))

Anba said...

Darth Vader has entered the public consciousness as the quintessential villain. His powerful bass voice and imposing image, coupled with his heavy mechanized breathing, is easily recognizable. The American Film Institute's list of the greatest movie villains placed him third, beating the Wicked Witch of the West and the Terminator and coming just after Hannibal Lecter and Norman Bates...

obviously this doesnt not hold true ..in malaysia ..
malaysia boleh rite fer all the wrong reason..


Balaji..if you told the student dark Vader is one of the topic coming for exam...
that sure would have made her go study abt the subject...
If i sure buat like that hehehee...

anfield devotee said...

Anba: Ha ha! Exam subject! Good one!