Monday, September 6, 2010

Poor career choices

She admits to having a comfy life with an elite private education & all the nice, fluffy stuff a girl of a successful actor could ask fer.

Yet, upon turning 18, she feels the best way to "launch" her career is to do a porn film. At the risk of sounding fooking judgemental, me thinks this young lady has been talking to the wrong career counsellors!

She thanks Miss Kardashian fer this having seen her leaked sex tape do no harm to her career. Wot is the world coming to when teens cannae tell the diff between "leaked tape" & bona fide hardcore porn?

Is she mentally unsound or just a product iof our times when people like Paris Hilton are celebrated fer their sexploits?

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Sad, but true . . .

ps: When dear old dad was 18, he was shooting classic scenes like these (see vid below)

10 comments:

Tinesh said...

As much as I love watching porn, I'm refraining from watching this one. One, it's because she looks too much like her dad and two, because Laurence Fishburne doesnt deserve shit like this.

Bernard said...

Tinesh - yeah sure you're avoiding it like the plague! (snigger)

So where's the link to download? Kerp - your unparalleled expertise in this area is much required at this juncture...

anfield devotee said...

tinesh: Yup, she does look a lot like her dad. As one unkind comment in cyberspace noted that her dad's bad skin prob shows up on her arse! Oh dear . . .

Bernard: Apparently, Fishburne senior even offered cold hard cash to the tune of US$1m to production house to stop distributing the film. But alas, it was too late . . .

premo said...

Tsk tsk tsk... what a disgrace to such a fine thespian dad. Now as bernard put it, wheres the download link hehe?!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Sorry Bernard, its ramadan la dei. I managed to live without porn for close to a month now. Even if the run comes to an end (which seems inevitable), i'd look up for Keeley Hazell's leaked vid instead...hahaha

.ani said...

Hmmmmmm ... it might do a hell of a good if 2012 just wiped out humankind completely and just let plants and animals rule :)

Society is sick to the core. There is really no help for any of these maladies!

Having said that, just want to take a moment to wish FFS reader Eid Mubarak

Tinesh said...

Haha Bernard, no way in hell I'm watching the video la.

anfield devotee said...

kerp: Respect. One month . . .

ani: maybe should just wipeout sad creatures like montana?

premo: Please do share with the rest here if ye find the link . . .

anfield devotee said...

Laurence Fishburne @ 18 :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cibTuYa6kpU&feature=related

Shame daughter couldn't follow suit . . .

Achilles said...

AD: unbelievable. i'm with Tinesh.. she look too much like the dad-lah... can't get his face off when i look at her. kekekekeke

Kerp: Betul ke 1 month can tahan? wow. respect. hehehehehehee