Friday, April 3, 2009

The Dark Age is finally here . . .

What is me talking about?

Today, our dear country takes its first step into the abyss.

It will be oily . . . sweaty . . . & fooking STINK of BOTOX!!!


Ladies & gents, you are invited to post yer thoughts on our country's first ever female PM . . .

12 comments:

Jon-C said...

And so the darkness begins. The future unknown and bleak. If i may say so, the only thing that will shine in our darkest our are 2 botox filled faces of whom i am sure everyone of the FFS readers know. It's a sad day indeed.

anfield devotee said...

JonC: As the former chairman of watford once sang,"So sad . . . so saaaaad . . . . such a sad, saaad situation . . ."

Jon-C said...

Damn it! It's so fooking dark i can't even see my keyboard and had a typo - "hour" ended up as "our." Blind me!

Anba said...

dunno y bro..everytime you post something abt plotics...slayer comes to mind....
Everyone now 1..2...3...scream....

" Hell Awaits...
hehehehe...

Life's Like That said...

One phrase for us all, "Out of the frying pan into the fire!"

akuani said...

Well our little Gedong Lalang girl has made it big time now ... when she set those wheels in motion when she snatched him away from his first wife and got her talak-ed out the way ... she must have had a crystal ball.

Now as darkness descends, it will be but a slow painful skewering of meats who offend her excellence the PM of Malaysia ...

I dunno to feel proud my late jawi teacher's daughter made it that far putting my tiny town on the map or to cry buckets for a nation that has lost all hope of any justice and sense to prevail.

.ani(kin) struggles with the call of the dark side and the quest for good to prevail but wait the dark side won anikin over kan kan?? Chis ... doomed!!!!!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

its all over now because finally the fat lady gets to sing.

Tinesh said...

yippe kay fucking yi. at least Malaysia will be leading for the next Earth Hour

mozHASturnedINTOaMartian said...

hey-ho chief...

yep, its the no life moz humpin back at it again...

wwwHOOOAAAAAA...MAYYYJORRR icecream freeze to the head like rush...

a tipsy mind seems to weed out greener pastures in pensive mood....what am on i about..that gem of a song...

that nuggety everyone-can-singalong-with-stilletto-heel-thigh-high-leatherboots kickin' leg actin...damn

damn..now i get it...why i..or rather ANYYYone would turn into a
martian..erh...
given the current circumstances
we're shitepiled in..the pertinent question being..

wouldn't you? *sigh*

oh btw, they released the ISA-13..and oooo wait wait..the ban on them "friendly" oppo mouthpieces have been lifted...
oh goody goody golly bitchslap me silly and call
me molly...
oh what fun..is it to run..on a one horse open sleigh...
come on all you anti-establishment poofs...throw yer undies in...hop over to the good guys; light a candle and lead a sinless life..can't yu see..it's like choosin' to spend RM 200 bucks a pop on a replacements CD than compared to splurgin it on rabidly raunchy posters of KKK-inspired BSboys...vote Beeeeee NNNNNNNNNN now..and yu might just not
go to hell..
nerake..
naragam....

who would not want to turn
into a freakin martian?
i rest me case

on an absolutely obtuse angle turnabout chief...regarding that series the shield..a quick trivia or two if yu mind the ramblin' mind:
1. that dude, the lead..he used to act in a series called the commish too right?...some years back?..one of them series that was so-so..not enough to inspire some serious
tvglue sniffin' i presume;
2. what's that dudes name...as in real name - ok la i will wiki it la; and
3. the shields' theme song...sniffed more than a line of HC punk nuances in it...not so much badreligion's singalong melodic types...more like the flag's later stuff..i.e. during them era they actually sounded more structured..hheee..who actually played it?

cheers. thanks. good night.

rest well. for it's gonna be another tumultous
four years or so.
*sigh*

appreciatively,
moz.

anfield devotee said...

moz: Sorry, don't have the info you seek.

anba: Coz its Live Evil?

JonC: Different sorta of Darkness this, nos pandex, high pitched falsettos & most def no sense of fooking humour!

akuani: A Queen Balki of our own to rival Imelda Marcos . . .

LLT: Fight fire with fire? SHould the leading Opposition members also get their other halves to behave like Quenn Bs?

Kerp: Spot on dude . . .

Life's Like That said...

Rosmah looks like someone little kidswould be afraid of in the nite, doesn't she? Haha!

anfield devotee said...

LLT: Nevermind lil kids, she fooking scares me!

In fact even her hubby lives in fear of her!