Thursday, April 16, 2009

Everyone's a critic . . .

"Her face not so cantik la, I have seen prettier examples." - Madam O

"Her body out of shape a bit la." - Fat Boy Georgie

And who were they talking about? None other than Salman Rushdie's ex-paramour, Padma effing Laxmi!!!

Fer fook's sake, everyone's a critic these days . . .

ps: Yer cordially invoted to post yer comments (after wiping away drool) . . .

27 comments:

Victor Liew said...

B,

You interested in Canteena? Email me...

Or whatever, email me so I have your email address.

vjl

Les Malais said...

Who is this girl?

anfield devotee said...

victor: okey doke. Will do so soon. Have put the word out fer you but me is not interested meself. Tiring la.

Les Malais: As the blog says ex-paramour of Sir Salman Rushdie & sometime model.

Jon-C said...

How the fook she end up with a dork like Salman Rushdie is a freaking mystery. He still got a price on his head right?

.ani said...

Uncle seeing as I look a bit like my favourite Oink, I should have nothing to say ... but she has a very masculine look despite the assets or whatever ... just me humble opinion :) dontcha go calling me sour grapes ... I already am aware am fooking ugly heehehhee

anfield devotee said...

JonC: Respect is due to that uncle me supposes fer snaring such a hot babe (with lotsa brains as well).

akuani: me thinks the term is 'athletic'. And like me said, EVERYONE IS A FOOKING CRITIC!!!

Anba said...

Balaji:- Perfecto...

Marsha M said...

me likee.....even when I am a girl. what's wrong with her????

anfield devotee said...

anba: Yup . . . yup.

Marsha: Hi long time no see. What's wrong with her? Absolutely nothing, me thinks but as me posting said, one or two people (plus ani/akuani) wanna nit pick . . . Like it sez, everyone's a critic . . .

j or ji said...

her hair is too long.maybe extension.i dunno.but me,no-no for long hair.

senorita.. said...

eleh, i also have what she has! :P



ahhhaha

.ani said...

Uncle as usual ... you take what I fooking say and twist ...

**withering look**

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

salman has turned gay. thats the only reason i can think of for not making much effort to reconcile with a Goddess wife like Padma. i mean, look at her. she's perfect in every single sense i can think of; steamy hot, smart and she cooks well too. i'd have her for dessert any time of the day.

Kopite78 said...

In the words of Eddie Murphy.... hamana hamana hamana hamana ....

Azer Mantessa said...

oh baby

come to daddy

anfield devotee said...

j or ji: Me thinks the long extensions were there fer artful cover up la . . .

ani/akuani: erm, don't see how me twisted yer words. Just another example of akuani paranoia-syndrome. Say something & then claim she was misqouted. Typical BN . . . hee hee! (All me did was give an aletrnative term - athletic. Why ye getting ye knickers in a knot?)

senorita: If you say so . . .

Kerp: Me sees you have a sweet tooth.

kopite78: She's great cook as well . . .

Azer: Song time?

.ani said...

Uncle: you are so going to get it when I see next ... and nothing not even that long promised paandi curry is going to save you!!!!

BN my arse!!! YOU ARE SO DEAD now ... (was refering to the nit pick reply to Marsha)

anyways keep drooling boys - as close as it will for ya'll ehehhhe - enjoy the weekend.

premo said...

She's both beauty and brains... but wonder why she doesn't return my calls no more. Guess its over!

Hehe

anfield devotee said...

premo: Coz she's talking to me . . . hee hee

ani: Ah ha ha!

premo said...

Talking to you? Yeah la - in your wet dreams bals! Hehe

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Anba said...

Here' some info regarding Padma's ...taken frm Wiki

what a coincidence...5 years ago...

On April 17, 2004, in New York City, Lakshmi married the novelist Salman Rushdie, to whom she was introduced at a party hosted by the journalist and editor Tina Brown.[3] On July 2, 2007, the couple filed for divorce, shortly after Rushdie was granted a knighthood.[23] She is the model for one of the central characters — and love interests — in Rushdie's novel, Fury (a novel dedicated to her as well).

When questioned about Rushdie's age (he is only seven years younger than her father) and her long estrangement from her father (whom she has described as "the most sexy, manic, in-shape, lean, tall, handsome man I have ever met"), Lakshmi has said that there may be a correlation: “I think that we are attracted to what we feel we need."

so guys she needs an older dude...anyone born bf 1970...
she's 39 bro...dasyhat still in shape..
so any FFS reader who is above 40,tall, lean and handsome...ada chance...

Balaji nxt time post lah some gals in kerp n meself punya range...
Lucy pinder ka, Keely hazzell,Kitty lea ka..Sophie howard ka.. baru kami pun ada chance...heheheh

.

anfield devotee said...

premo: And yers too . . .

anba: Padma Laxmi is concrete evidence that Rushdie is in league with da devil!!!

Tinesh said...

fuck la. she likes older guys.

anfield devotee said...

tinesh: sorry but she's old enough to be yer mum . . .

theALBERTUS said...

If y'all think that Salman has got it all. Try being Jack Nicholson!

Whassups fellas!

anfield devotee said...

albertus: Hey hey, how goes it in Middle Earth? Ada bagus?

Jack Nicholson? That dude memang lothario habis la. Canna say the smae bout ole Slama here can you?

Handshake with Lucifer . . . & (*poof*) hot babe, fame & knighthood promptly arrive.