Thursday, December 6, 2007

Pimps R Us



He he . . . can't fooking help this. Me colleague (pix above) is an impish, young ciku who is a bit of a camera whore. Her computer is fooking full of shots of herself in various poses and yet she "pretends" to be some fooking "shy and demure" small-town gal.

Well, me thinks deep down she's a frustrated model (yup, she's only 155cm tall) & is a closet attention deficit syndrome sufferer! But seriously, just fer yer info, she's young, free & single. So if anyone would like further details, please feel free to fooking BRIBE me. Preferred currency would be BEER or LIQUOR.

I feel like a real Mack Daddy Pimp, dude! He he, got them pimped out wheels & now I just need a fedora hat & a swanky cane fer that Snoop Dogg Fab Pimpin' vibe.

PS: Please deposit bribes in comments box . . .

PPS: She makes damn fooking fab Siew Pau! So all you pandi lovers out there, start ordering them roses & sharpening them chat up lines.

43 comments:

JonC said...

Unker!!!! So much free time to pimp around eh? Hehehe, i knew someday my 1l bottle of Bombay at home will come in handy! ;0)

ISA said...

nice one...so what's been happening lah? i just came back from a short break after a fooking hectic two weeks of court dates...and the fooking mail box is still flooding as i type this...

so, this friend of yours...hmmm nice...hahaha show us ur titties sheila!!! (must adopt thick aussie slang when u read this aloud...)

nick m said...

so that's your motivation to go into work on saturdays!!! well the cat's out of the bag now! one question? does she know of and read your blog? LOL!!!

anfield devotee said...

jonc: Nice one! Bombay is one of me faves. Will pass you details upon receipt of said bottle.

isa: Fooker relek la with the "show us yer tit" comments. tsk tsk, educayed gentleman lawyer pun degenerate into hooligan scum when around pretty young things.

nick: no la, we take turns doing sat shift. Now if only I could post pix of them students without getting into trouble with wifey . . .

Szu Lin said...

nick m: Yes,am reading it now.

jonc: why dun u just cut out the middle man and pass me the bottle instead?!?

isa: bala tells me that you're married with two kids and a well-known lawyer in town. That probably explains it.

nick m said...

szu lin,
so what's your response to bala's post. has he crossed the line of good taste? i know isa has. LOL!!!

Bernard said...

Bager Bala, you degenerate Dirty Old Man....& you can't fooking drink anymore remember? & Isa, gentleman?? You never see him on the footie pitch before-ah?

jonc: 1l Bombay more than enuff for 2. Mind if we share?? Otherwise you'll have a bunch of Unker at the next table making all sorts of unseemly comments about you whilst you're on your...ahem, "date".

Mark said...

Bala, I'm not going to have people think that you're a greedy git that needs to be rewarded for every good deed done. I know you'll be nice to me because we're buddies.

mozisgod said...

*slurpslurpslurp*
*drool.drool..drool*
slurpdrool slurpdrool
swallow
droolslurrp
*gringrinsalivarooling*

p.s. btw..are you talkin crates or single divisible units?

p.s.2 at this juncture of perconomics...*personal economics*...i can afford
good
dengkil brewed
kalle.
taken from one-tree (tadak campur-campur)
with some wild-boar
curry on the side & other miscellanous improptu.. on-the-
spot deep fried
catches of the day.
as appetizers..erh..
would that suffice?
p.s.3. would you willing to barter trade..something of mine..for something of yours?
*AD-stares-with-dilated-pupils-of shock,horror&fear*

p.s.3 pass me those pix chief...i can help..erh..post them for yu..
*AD stares with dilating pupils of fear*
p.s.4 btw..what happend to those..uhm..uzbek..or kazakh..or tadjik..central asian..uhm..nurses..yu were talkin about..yu did mention it correct?
p.s.5. chief am very curious & would like to here..in your words..on venom..the band

Szu Lin said...

nick_m: my response? Go check out the red marks Bala has on his back and arms.

anfield devotee said...

bernard: just mucking about lar!

Mark: U fooker! Of course am not a greedy git la, that's why you got FIRST priority rite!?!

moz: venom - classic band which influenced a whole generation of bands.

anfield devotee said...

szu lin: wrong thing to say lar. What people will think about you giving me red marks on me arms & back? Haiyo, the rumour mill will be in overdrive lar.

Szu Lin said...

Bala: Aww...you get me into this shit,I will make sure you get one too!!Love you too colleague!

JonC said...

Unker Bernard..... for you and friend special case lar.... i go hunt for another bottle. On? ;0)

Red marks? Aiyah simple lar Unker AD, tell Unty AD, a liverbird bit you!!! Wahahahahaha! :0P

Nice pics there szu lin, and nice meeting you. :0)

premo said...

Bals: Nice one u pervy ol git. So where and how do I make the trade in? Btw is she one of those indie rock dance kids? If she is - I'll give you 2 bottles! Hehe!!

Damn! Feels like i'm whoring out here! Wrong.. just wrong...

Mandeep Gill said...

Uncle(?) Anfield! :D you PIMP!
this is so hilarious! but my goodness you might have a breakthrough in the payment system for your 'services'.

Eh eh. I have an AWESOME proposal.

When i'm older and graduate and back home and stuff, what WE can do ISSSS we make a deal k? 60-40. Before those aunties and uncles catch hold of me(yea, 20-something, single, they'll grab me by arms and legs saying 'HAH! Caught you, you unmarried child! Lets find u a turban to be tied down to FOREVERRR *laughs in sadist tone together*) WEEE can do the SAAAME thing, only i'll spare you any massochism on your back, and we can share the liquor. in fact what we do is instead of finding me a real potential man since you know, all the mofos who actually trade liquor for a girl aren't worth the time of my day, we gather all the liquor k, and once we have enough to party with for at least 6 months (u's a drinker and i'm a punjabi girl so yes that means a LOOOT) we lari far far away and drink drink DRINK!

once ur liver starts acting up, don't worry, i'll finish your part it for you. :D

Ain't i just brilliant?

Tinesh said...

Uncle B!!! I'll treat you to a crate of thanni la..Im goin Langkawi soon..haha

anfield devotee said...

mandeep: sound like a fine idea but I have to warn you that I have a few Punjabi friends as well. Am sure they would not take too kindly to such an arrangement. You know la how your clan can get when its a Punjabi gal hanging out with non-bayi guys.

tinesh: Langkawi? Better make it a 21-year old bottle of Glenlivet.

premo: Old Skool? Tonite? Might even ask Miss Frustrated Model to come along!

kiaq said...

mmmmmm ... gimme more! gimme more!

Mandeep Gill said...

my dear i'm a malaysian to the core. i got friends from all races. my CLAN it seem... lol! sorryla im nt onna those ppl some clan can dictate upon. im very out of that scene. and think about the liquorrr! <3

Szu Lin said...

BALA,AM NOT A FRUSTRATED MODEL!!! but ...i admit that am a camera whore...so what?

anfield devotee said...

mandeep: Eh, we all M'sian to the core lar. But you know precisely what I am talking about when it comes to yer people. Punjab First, all else a very distant second . . .

Kiaq: see response below

szu lin: There have been requests fer more pix of yer goodself. So since you admit to being a camera whore, will you oblige yer new found fans (eg Kiaq)?

Szu Lin said...

Do what you did - steal the pictures from my pc while am away... (if you can still find one)

JonC said...

Unker!!!! U're a law abiding citizen.... how could you steal? However, commandeering is an all together different proposition. Agreed? :0D

Mark said...

Bala, no offence but if you plan to ask her out more often, you may want to avoid pubs. Have you noticed how many women hung out at Broadwalk? Ever wondered why? :)

premo said...

Mark: Right you are Becks. Couldn't agree with ya more. Anyways AD what happened to the alcohol ban bro? Driven to drink by women and swine (pandi in yer case mate) hehe...

Kopite78 said...

Hahahaha!!!! Sad perverts the lot of you.

Becky, the reason why there were ahrdly any girls at broadwalk was because there was this group of chinamen who did nothing but play that silly hand game and bottoms uo their booze. Then came the dart board and they bet on that as well.

Szu Lin, hmmmm!!! Sweet young thing stuck with Bala 8 hours a day 5 days a week. Lets see how long you survive!! ;)

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

whoaa...at first i thought i must have clicked on a wrong link or something.

hey bala, we've been buddies for what? 1 looong month already now arent we? sayyy...do you happen to have some of her private collections to share with? tell her its for charity...haha..

Tinesh said...

Glenlivet it is then..Make sure Im the only one who gets her number orait?? And trust me when I say this, Mandeep here doesn't conform to shit man..She can actually sing Godsmack's I stand Alone and mean it haha

anfield devotee said...

kerp: he he, nice try brudder. But me thinks Kopites get first dibs before gooners eh?

tinesh & mandeep: Am sure mandeep is a free spririted individual. Just teasing there. I happen to know quite a few free spirited punjabis as well but had their free will squashed out of em by the community!!!

Godsmack eh, hmmmm, perhaps you can dress as a Santarina & we have a download of mandeep singing as well. Am sure we can double, no make that, triple the amount of alcohol we can swindle!!!

kopite78: yes, we are the perverts, eh. Unlike you St Kopite78. . .
And what are you implying. She adores me, rite, szu?

premo: This no drinking gig os no fooking fun la . . .

Marsha M said...

siew pau? did you just say she make siew pau? dang! she dont like girls, rite??? Man.....

Mandeep Gill said...

sounds like a PLAN!

I think Santarina is so gonna happen. I gots some 3rd year medical students into it.

We're singing them themes like carols in the background.

...poor szu lin...i've made her pimping foundation for a sad conjob. Sorry you pretty thing :D

anfield devotee said...

mandeep: Look forward to seeing yer santarina pix!!!

marsha: Welcome to Fer Fook's Sake. No, no, her siew pau is the real deal, perfectly crusted with a juicy pork filling. Very nice if I may say so meself.

Kopite78 said...

Fer Fook's Sake, when are we going to taste of Szu Lin's wonderful buns...er...i mean... siew pau??

anfield devotee said...

yes, St kopite78, and WE are the "sad fooking perverts" . . .

But jokes aside, she REALLY does make a damn fine siew pau.

Anyone wishing to place a bulk order can do so rite here or at her blog!

Mark said...

Eh kopite78, at least there were times where we would bring some woman to Broadwalk lah. What have you done to contribute???? :)

JonC said...

So any Kopites coming for this weekend's clash with the "scums" down M62? Got lotsa prizes to give away..... like Rushie autographed pics, 2 bottles of wine, premiums from Bacardi Martini, Carlsberg premiums and..... maybe even some Chanel stuff if one of our fellow MyRAWKite manages to sponsor something.

weiyin69 said...

my goodness, so many comments here! well, she's cute. and did you say beer? i thought you're off alcohol these days!?

anfield devotee said...

wei yin: good to see you back. Yup, second highest number just behind the "I Miss Broadwalk" post.

Why beer? Cannot tahan lar this sobriety gig.

Haiyo, say she cute, she lagi perasaan lar . . .

ISA said...

HAHAHAHAHA! Us lawyers are straight to the point..no point beating around the bush (no pun intended, if there ever was one)

bernard, lu cemar nama baik aku ahh??? jumpa kat padanglah...!!!

senorita.. said...

i've not been reading yr blog for about a week now and you've changed profession to be a pimp? my oh my............

anfield devotee said...

senorita: he he, cari makan mah, actuallu in this case, cari minum!

Actually its coz me colleague kept daring me to post her pix here. So I did . . .

theALBERTUS said...

damn oi but got any good close ups or not. damn lucky me wife's coming back from NZ today if not..did i tell you i was your best customer back at the Broadwalk days?.

So much for the afterglow. How about another dare? Ask Ms. Camera Whoe to come for the MyRAWK event!

Ok waa...!