Thursday, May 14, 2009

Fooking Dream Job . . .




Spotted a headline a few days ago in an online news portal - 'Playboy looking for new CEO'. Now that's what ye call a fooking dream job, eh fellas?

Sigh . . . one can always dream.

ps: Given the disappointment of the last few days over the Perak fiasco, thought me lighten the mood with a bit of smut.

pps: you can read article about the vacancy at: http://m.themalaysianinsider.com/articles.php?id=26250-now-hiring-playboy-ceo


20 comments:

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

hell yeah man...hell yeaaahhhh...muahahaha...

i cant imagine what the perks are like. but i'm pretty sure the Bunnies are very much part of the deal.

nonetheless, its indeed a dream job. in fact, i dont even mind being Hef's coffeeboy, working/living in the legendary Mansion.

ahh...you are so true la boss...one can always dream...

Anba said...

Lagi sedih i baca posting ini...suidah lah tream kalah...
now lagi i hate my job...

anfield devotee said...

kerp: Perhaps you'd like to be Malaysia's own Hugh Hefner. Start la yer own website, then invite potential models over to yer lair . . .

Anba: Well, if you clicked on the link, you'll see that the new CEO would have to turn around a company in tailspin. Huge drop in ad revenue & unable to compete with other online media. Don't forget, Playboy was once a big playa in this segment with few competitors. Now any dude with a camera / video cam can set up his/her own site. Though am sure the perks of this job would make the stress a lot more palatable . . .

.ani said...

Can a lady apply for the position? I wonder ... hmmm eheheheheh

Achilles said...

AD: No need such a top role-lah. Let me be the talent scout also enough-lah. that's where most of the perks are without all the stress. hehehehe

Jon-C said...

Kerp, you should take the place of Larry Flynt lah. Wahahahahaha.

anfield devotee said...

ani: FYI, me thinks Hugh Hefner's daughter once occupied this position. So to answer yer question, yes . . .

achilles: Me dunno lar. Me thinks the perks are concentrated near the top of the pyramid.

JonC: Me thinks our Kerp puts Old Man Flynt to shame in the perv stakes . . .

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

yea la...its not impossible isnt it? a crippled guy helming Malaysia's first ever adult mag. thanks to Mr Flynt la ofcos, strengthens the belief that OKU also boleh! hehehe...

so there will be no discrimination. with that said, a certain Hee-She for maiden centrefold bunny anyone?

kihkihhh...

Achilles said...

AD: Maybe, but me is just a simple guy with simple requests. hehehehee

BTW, no comments on the "Breast Firming up techniques" on me blog?

anfield devotee said...

kerp: Yup, rightly or wrongly, Flynt is a role model fer OKUs with his nothing is impossible attitude . . .

achilles: Simple tastes? Riiiiite . . .
ps: thought best to refrain commenting on a problem me faces meself . . .

weiyin69 said...

hah, sounds like the perfect job for you! maybe you can start sending in your cv. create a few porn stories to boost your chance.

Anba said...

it's sometimes really ironic when i troll around the web to find interesting things to read...
for the past week didnt have time to read the papers...been busy a bit..and heart broken ever since we got thrashed 4-1 by the blues... felt the blues fer the whole week now...

the Pulau ketam dog incident seems like a biggie thing now...the story is that 300 dogs were turning to cannabalism that prompted Animal activist to do search n rescue...
but what is even more ironic not even paper carrying any first page news regarding the tamils north of sri lanka being trapped in between the Tamil tigers abd The SLA...
BBC has published reports that the SLA has indeed shelled the safe zone... proof in satellite pics

i got pics thru email showing the massacre committed yet not even one papers have carried the any pics..showing the massacres and atrocities committed...
i clearly remembere all the dailies carried gruesome pics that even put to shame any Album Cover by carcass...during the Israeli bombardment in Gazza..why the double standard..no campaigns no awareness of this issue..its like the whole thing is being dismissed..
The SLA are bent on decimating the Tigers with a ruthless single mindedness... so the logic goes screw the ppl... just like how the IDF tried to decimate hamaz...

Guess Dogs are even more valuable than those ppl in Sri lanka..
a death metal world indeed...

Tinesh said...

Aiyo CEO jobs need experience la. Unless they count the number of porn movies as experience. and even then Kerp will confirm beat me to it. haiz

thnx for the Kardashian cover. im gonna drool for abit :P

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

mozz is that you ah? mozz?

oh, my apology Anba, thought it was moz...hehehe...

chill la brother. the moment the final whistle blows i already got over the heart-wrecking defeat. i mean, if there was anything much bigger than the possible 3rd spot at stake, i'd be blowing my top off at the way the officials running the show. just like chelsea's previous home defeat to Barca, it was just not our day.

lets look forward to August bro. i'm quite positive good stuff will duly be heading our way next season.

Anba said...

Kerp...
Even though it's superstitious but i always think that if it's a good year for arsenal it's a good year for us...
hmmm... dunno y but the idea that it might be a very good year for Man U doesn't sit that well in my head..
but bro...losing 3-1 and 4-1 home... really made me blow my top...
no excuses... i dont how these players can be playing for arsenal...
better commit sepukku...

bro we lost to Man U once in 2000/2001 6-1 thats the worse...
but at least it didnt happen in home...
yes bro i agree... we must look forward ...thats correct...
but this season...was bad...

senorita.. said...

i want!



phew, the dough... and the buns.

anfield devotee said...

weiyin69: hmmmm . . . advice on porn from a person who has the numbers '6' & '9' in her online moniker.

anba: Macha, yer bloody team lah is the reason scum menang league. Wasting time with the two draws against us . . .

Tinesh: Am quite unsire what the fuss is all about this aunty, but hey, each to their own . . .

kerp: Optimistic? Me thinks scum & chelsea will be the main contenders next season Scum simply because they'll outspend everyone & chelsea's old stars will benefit from the man who knows how to get the best out of old codgers - Carlo Ancelotti.

Senorita: pls join queue . . .

Anba said...

Balaji:-
oink! oink!...
not our fault...
It's liverpool fault too for not playing better like chelsea n Man u hehehehe
by the way thnx for the read...
Funny and informative ...and me like to add...
only a sucka will call it Soccer...

Anba said...

well balaji..i guess it's our fault also now that Man u won the EPL hehehe...

anfield devotee said...

anba: yes, it is . . . yer fault.