Monday, May 18, 2009

No sex please, we're Chinese . . .


China sex theme park comes to abrupt end

BEIJING, May 18 – China’s first sexually explicit theme park was torn down before it even started, after an outcry from officials, a Chinese newspaper reported on Monday.

Love Land, set to open in October in the southwestern city of Chongqing, featured exhibits on sexual history and how-to workshops, the China Daily newspaper reported last week.
A picture of the park entrance showed a signboard with the park’s name straddled by a giant pair of women’s legs topped by a red thong.

But the plans left Chongqing officials red-faced. They ordered the park torn down over the weekend, the China Daily reported.

Officials called the planned park “vulgar, ill-minded and misleading”, said the paper. Many Chinese citizens apparently agreed.

The park had drawn controversy on the Internet, with some calling it too much, even for fast-living Chongqing, while others praised it as a step forward for sexual candour. – Reuters


FFS says: Me is quite frankly speechless over this article.

What was the developer of this project thinking? Must have thought a greased palm or two would have allowed him to build this ill-advised theme park.

Me is no prude but even by Chinaman standards, this is crass beyond belief. Look at the red thongs in the pix la, fer fook's sake.

As fer the outcry, a country with over a billion pair of mata sepet needs no lessons in bonking me thinks.

ps: Always good to start the week with a hearty chuckle & look forward to reading yer comments.

21 comments:

.ani said...

they need no lessons I agree coz apparently they've also mastered the art of Karma Sutra and hence get all the Indian men too ahahahahahahhaaa

**sorry am in a fooking anti Chinese mood at the moment thanks to some freaking witches of that race**

But that aside, what was this clown thinking the Chinese govt. was going to do - let it happens?? Adoi!!!!

**decides to not stress anymore BP is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too high today**

anfield devotee said...

ani: Lucky the bugger not detained in China kamunting & then executed & his organs sold as spare parts . . .

.ani said...

waaaaaaaah true also ... is there a market for preserved Chinaman bits???

Anba said...

Hmmmm...Balaji r u angry because the Thong colour is red...hehehehe...
I was wondering what type of Attraction will they have...
hmmmmm
Their Merry go Around would have been certainly interesting...

anfield devotee said...

anba: Me is not angry. Far from it. Had a damn good laugh at the fooking MAD Chinaman fer daring to even consider this project. That dude must've lost his fooking marbles lar fer thinking he would get the green light fer this.

Bloody hilarious . . . & the thongs . . . oh well, Chinaman, also not know fer their great taste. Crass . . .

ani: Since Chinaman always gobbling penises of many exotic / extinct animals, am pretty sure Chinaman penis must be worth something on market.

.ani said...

it must esp if he's lost it ahahhahaha ... and someone else ACTUALLY wants it ...

EEEEEEEEeewwwweeeeeeeeeee

Les Malais said...

Hehe, I still remember, long time ago, my visit in the famous Sex Museum in Amsterdam.
Have a look to this example of item displayed in this Museum: http://img3.travelblog.org/Photos/36030/147240/t/1049434-Sex-Museum-2.jpg

Mohan said...

Salam again AD Dude(just ripped apart my laptop and got it repaired),
Wondering which is the most sexually active nation(besides Kerpland)!
M.
p/s: .ani dude...like i said this morning...frust tongeng!! Semalam complain pasal Melayu babes, hari in Cina pulak...hmmm...hahahaha!
p/s2: Crap...so close and yet too far....but the Kop will live on!!

.ani said...

**kicks Mohan in the head** .... mostly fed up with PhD Pure Math clowns ehehehehehehehehheheheehh

I hate Indian women with MatSalleh grandfather type men and traffic light nail polish, and super tight white shorts and big unruly hair - there all 3 covered - happy???

**heeheheheheheheh** sorry AD!

classyadele said...

this is not new in China. The first sex museum in China opened in 1999 in the center of Shanghai; in 2001 it moved to the outskirts of the city. It was variously called "Museum of Ancient Chinese Sex Culture" or "Dalin Cultural Exhibition" after its founder, sexologist Dr. Liu Dalin. In early 2004 it moved again, to Tong Li, and is now known as the China Sex Museum, with over three thousand erotic artifacts.

More here: http://www.thingsasian.com/stories-photos/2699

anfield devotee said...

Mohan: Hey hey, nice to see you again round these parts. Ada baik?
On second thoughts, don't answer that. Me is still feeling the pain & frustration of the season that just ended & am sure yer feeling the same.

ani: Aha ha ha, great description.

classyadele: thanx fer the clarification but somehow me don't think the giant pair of legs in red thong qualifies as "erotic artifacts" . . . (*snigger*)

Les Malais: Will check out link after work! Cheers!

Jon-C said...

Darn it! I bet Kerp will be the first inline to officiate the opening of the park. Wahahaha! Larry Flynt - wah caya sama lu!!!!!

Tinesh said...

i cant imagine the roller coaster! why? i wana imagine me riding the coaster!!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

fuck la guys. why must anything sexual be associated with me? why cant it be Karen, or even moz wei? i've repented la. even the so-called 'kerpland' has temporarily turned into...ehem...a food blog.

now if you'll excuse me, gonna check out the link provided by mr Les malais...

muahahahaaaaa...

Bernard said...

Cos its a Pavlovian response, ie. porno = Kerp.

Tinesh said...

yea Kerp, its like Bernard said, classical conditioning la. Whenever we hear about porn, we associate it with you :P

Mohan said...

Ad Dude:I share your cloud of dejection! It's been so fucking long...an aim for the PL!!....at least Benitez did one thing right..to keep Xabi...probably the best player overall this season!(who do you think was the best overall player anyway??...interested in knowing) We'll be back...you can bet on that!
Kerp Dude: Maaf ya...if you've reprented when are you sending me all your porn mags!!
Ani Dude: Adoi sakit kepala kena tendang....but thought you had a back problem...macam mana ni!...think you pilates are making you float.
hahaha.
You guys, do take care and kind regards from here!
M.

.ani said...

aiya Mohan, la you ni ... now people will think me invalid or on drugs ...

**kih kih kih** am neither just for the record!

theALBERTUS said...

What's wrong with having a sex park in China? I think its bout time me fellow chinamen started being a wee bit more liberal when it comes to sex. After we are a 100 million population and growing. Time to loosen up a bit.

Ever watched the movie, Chungking Express? Kind of apt innit considering that sex city china is in Chongqing.

anfield devotee said...

Tinesh: What about the tunnel of luuurve?

Bernard: Correcto Mundo!

Kerp: Yes, do check out Le Malais pix link. Would ye consider re-modelling yer wheels to look like that? hee hee.

ani: Violence will get ye nowhere la aunty . . .

mohan: Sedih betul la. Especially since all big 4 had so many slip ups throughout the season to allow us to finally end our drought.

Fooked up.

Best player? Agree with ye, Xabi, fer the simple fact he got six fookers sent off this season . . .

anfield devotee said...

albertus: Nothing wrong at all.

Just two things:
1) China is still a commie state & me was saying the fooker who tried to pull this off must have been slightly OPTIMISTIC to say the least . . .

2) Erm . . . bit crass la the legs akimbo in a badly painted red thong.