Wednesday, May 6, 2009

To Blow or not to Blow . . .



Just in case any of you missed this gem of a "news" article from The Star yesterday, me has reproduced it fer yer reading pleasure:

Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis
A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car. (Tuesday May 5, 2009)

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.

The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.


OUCH! AND DOUBLE FOOKING OUCH!!!

ps: Sorry, the pix was the best me could find.

pps: Look forward to reading yer comments on this painful experience!

20 comments:

.ani said...

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ma blow blow all go into more discreet environment la chis!! Now what they use of bitten off penis to anyone???

oh contraception maximus perhaps???

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sorry la AD can't help laughing here!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

hehehe...yea, didnt miss this piece. real pity the guy. first he literally got the blow, then his car wrecked, and unfortunately so is his peter. thats like, triple the blow...hehehehheeeeeee...

anfield devotee said...

ANI: Yeah, blardi singaporean cheapskate, canna even fork out fer a room. Ini lah akibat ekonomi meleset . . .

kerp: Real slapstick la this story.

Life's Like That said...

Haha! I wonder if the woman's husband did anything more after this or did he just enjoy it!

Achilles said...

AD: Hahahahaha... if i had to write an essay on my worst day ever, this would be it. how can you possibly top this...hehehehehheee

What a way to get caught cheating.

Azer Mantessa said...

Ouch
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Tinesh said...

makes me cringe and laugh at the same time hahaha

nanda666 said...

hehehe!! Yup..saw this article in the Star online too...good photo dude!!!!

Sega Blues said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........pecah perut aku!!! They should've just gone to Geylang where hourly rate motels are plenty. Triple whammy for the boss and i wonder if the lady will ever blow again....trauma!!!!

Anba said...

hmmmm.... i wonder they the call it blow..when obviously its more of a vacuum cleaner punya action..in this case vacuum cleaner bertukar jadi potong rumput machine...

anfield devotee said...

Segar: Geylang ah? macam mana tau?

LLT: Wonder if it was him who was driving the van that backed into the offending vehicle?!!?

Achilles: Most painful day ever fer sure . . .

Nanda: Was a bit surprised this wonderful morsel didn't make the fooking front page!!! Ah ha ha!

Tinesh: Tragi-comedy . . .

Anba: hope yer fiance isn't reading yer comments . . .

Azer: Me thinks sampai JB pun boleh dengar the guy screaming!

Anba said...

Balaji:- no worries she knows this blog...and knows me well too....hehehehe...
Setan biasalaha...

Ridzzy said...

note to self :- No more bjs in car.

note to self #2 :- Getting bj in car = not good

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

ridzzy,

all bjs are good la dei.


and sega,

thanks for the tips, mate!

muahahhaha...

Tinesh said...

some dick with the id unit siber malaysia said I cant talk about "isu isu sensitif" like politics. Check my blog and let's go full force on writing "isu isu sensitif"

Amir Hamzah said...

ouch man.. like really.. ouch.. (I'm holding my crotch now!)

anfield devotee said...

tinesh: u serious? And me suppose "news" items like getting bjs at the back of cars as reported in the venerable Star is ok? The mind fooking boggles . . .

ridzzy: u cheapskate u . . .

amir: free circumsicion services!

kerp: Geylang here you come / cum? hee hee . . .

.ani said...

Boyz how come none of you seem to mention that prostitution in Singapore is now legalised and you can make your picks up all along Orchard Street - isn't that like prime shopping zone??

My sister had a shock of her life watching them pimp themselves on the main street and then "cangkung" in the backlanes with the mee soup flasks during breaks ... and this was just as recently as maybe 4 weeks back.

Apparently the legalisation of it all has brought in all choices from SEA on cheap flights on Friday afternoon full flight in Sunday evening full flight out ... money made, happy customers perhaps .... whaaaaaa so why these two ding dongs got into this mess one will never know!!

anfield devotee said...

ani: coz me don't know . . .? But yer rite, funny how these two made a fine mess out of being typically kiasu southern shitheads.

Les Malais said...

Poor girl.
Now she has a new nickname...
Dickhead !!! :))