Wednesday, November 14, 2007

The Naked Truth

Spotted in today's paper was this somewhat amusing report:

Sydney: Australian Prime Minister John Howard expressed surprise yesterday after a magazine poll showed around one in six of its readers want to see him naked. The survey of 1,200 people for Zoo magazine showed 16% wanted to see him with nothing on, although he trailed opposition leader Kevin Rudd, who had 34% wanting a full frontal glimpse.
"I'm amazed it wasn't zero,"Howard told national television. Zoo editor Paul Merill said: "No one wants a prime minister who doesn't look good naked."

Hmmmmm . . . can you just fer a second imagine applying the Zoo editor's logic to our local scenario? A stark naked Badawi? . . . Najib? . . . Rafidah?!? . . . (I can just hear the anguished screams & feel the cringes out here in cyberspace)

Which public figure would you like to see do the full monty? Please leave yer comments here!

PS: Am just helping to spread the word - am told that there will be an interesting reportage on Al Jazeera (Astro ch 513) at 1030 pm Thurs (15 Nov) regarding the recent Bersih march. Do tune in.

19 comments:

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

definitely none of the politicians. too gross to stomach for me. but if i were stuck in a desert island with only one choice, and for weird reason only politicians left on the list, i'd go for that puteri chief chick. just need to keep her mouth shut and the island would be paradise.

anfield devotee said...

he he Kerp, been following the General Assembly just a little too closely eh . . .

senorita.. said...

i wanna see Dato' Bernard Chandran naked...... =P

senorita.. said...

and oh,u shud write smth abt the 'penyapu' award... farking stupid i me think...

ISA said...

I need to see our politicians in full monty like i need a bullet thru my head...

As for the penyapu award...i can think of something more humiliating than that...the fookers deserve more!!!

Cynnister said...
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Cynnister said...

I thot we talking about politicians here???

I have a very long list of politicians whom I would rather not see, whether naked or otherwise.

Can you imagine Rafidah or Sammy nekid?? Eeeeeeeee..... puke puke!!

anfield devotee said...

cynnister: precisely, like is said Rafidah etc. Eeeeurgh!

Senorita: The penyapu award is just like everything else here - fooking lip service. Just like how govt wants to reduce police corruption - by making em wear buttons & use car stickers - say no to rasuah!!! Fooooook OOOOFF!

@dam said...

All are likely to be gross but I go for Dato' Khir Toyo!!!

Just wondering if any other parts of him is FAKE!!!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

AD,

no, i didnt follow the GA at all. it was something i picked from my usual late night blog-hopping. thats the least sick thing i can come out with as far as politician goes. try a different category, say, female artists for example, then all of us can have a field day! oh, i've got 7 in my head already...

*adam, no offense bro but yes, thats simply too sick man...hahaha..

anfield devotee said...

@dam: Haiyo, what la u, make spit out me morning tea with yer utterly gross suggestion.

But I see yer point bout Mr Nip/Tuck.

I meself fooking hate the bastard with a vengenace when he unilaterally declared that all liqour licences were to be revoked pending S'gor's move to rid the state of vice!!!

Me family restaurant was witout licence fer six months but the karaoke joints all had theirs . . .

What can I say?

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

AD brother,

i'm the type who goes around jalan2 cari makan. tell me where about your family restaurant's situated and perhaps i have more options to where to dine.

@dam said...

Can't be as gross as the AP Queen can he?!!

I mean....OH Never Mind!!!

I feel sick!!!

anfield devotee said...

@dam: Its a tie between khir & Rafidah, both equally fooking gross!

kerp: Sold it late last year, sorry dude. It was a Liverpool stronghold called Broadwalk Bistro. However, me other family restaurant is Fatty Crab in Tmn Megah - not halal certified but "halal" anyways with plenty of Muslim patrons coming fer a taste of me aunt's chili crabs. Be prepared to queue though. . .

theALBERTUS said...

Datuk Shahrizat would be damn sexay! I would vote for that! She and her impish voice....oooh i like!

anfield devotee said...

albertus: you dirty dawg u . . .

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

AD brother,

ok i'm not going to ruin your family business by spreading the uncertified halal word to my family members but try and get it la, simply bcos my mom's a regular patron there! haha...

anfield devotee said...

Kerp: No prob. When I say that non-certifieed, most Muslim patrons know Fatty Crab is strictly seafood restaurant, so no worries bout other non-halal ingredients. It also does not have any altars in the kitchen which is prohibited by the religious authorities.

Me aunt just doesn't see the need to pay XXXX amount of money fer a piece of paper when her Muslim patrons already know the place meets their own satisfaction regarding the halal standards.

Plus she sells beer which is a no-no when it comes to getting the certification, me thinks.

Hope to see you there one day!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

AD,

thanks for the clarification. to me, no pork means halal already..haha.. and sure hope to see ya there too one day. fatty crab and my house is only 5 minutes drive btw.