Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Good statistics

January is a busy time at me workplace. Its fresh intake of students at the College & I meself have been busy checking out the talent. Helping pretty young things is a invigorating reason to come to work every day.

The nursing dept is one of the bigger faculties at the College & have noticed a few guys in the white uniforms spoiling me vista. Call me old fashioned but as far as I is concerned, nurses should always be sweet young things in flimsy uniforms! Not blokes! What would possess guys to take up nursing? Let's face it, guys are not disposed to a maternal instinct & are usually an uncaring lot.

Then it hit me - eureka! The stats are abso-fooking-lutely staggering - 120 gals to 5 guys? Fooking hell, there is NO FOOKING WAY these fookers NOT get laid!!! Shit, with those numbers even Quasimodo (or Luke Chadwick) would be a playah lah.

So, if your a young, pimply male ubërnerd with no sex life - JOIN A NURSING SCHOOL!

21 comments:

JonC said...

Unker thanks for the tip! ;0) But i doubt white would flatter my damn beer belly or my ego. Then again the rewards might make me think twice. Muahahahahahaha!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

call me old-fashined too but no way i'm letting them male nurses come near me. i'm a homophob prick, so fooking what?

*after spending some time in the hospital, i found out that janine lindermulder-like nurses are mere mythical creature. darn it man!

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senorita.. said...

nurse dude... uggghhh...!!

BUT.. i'll always make exception for cute ones... =)

senorita.. said...

and seriously... are there a lot of hot female nurses? the place u go to work...

Kopite78 said...

The problem is that nurses uniforms in this country are so boring. Gone are the days when they used to wear a one piece dress that buttoned down the front...and with those whist stockings..hamana hamana hamana...

I remember about 12-13 years ago when Bala had his accident in his VW beetle and had to be hospitalised at Assunta where the nurses wore extremely wonderful uniforms. There was this one nurse in a uniform that was one size too small that was tending to him. Needless to say we visited Bala everyday. What kind concern friends we were.

Senorita, I would love to see you in a nurses uniform....*wink* *wink*.

"Nurse, nurse, I have this pain here...."

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

yo kopite78,

for fuck's sake, wanted to say that. you're spot-on brother. nowadays nurses uniforms are no longer upskirtable. so much for our hi-tech camera phones...hehehehhhehe.

anfield devotee said...

kopite 78 & Kerp: Fooking pervs!

By the way, kopite 78, the nurse's name was Geraldine Priscilla Rosario!!! Hottie or what! She used to wear pretty laced underwear & bend over when taking me BP. Then she'd say, "Mr Bala, yer BP very high la, why ah . . .?"
Fooking hell, Prisc, why d'ya think!?!

senorita: I apologose fer me friend's untoward comments. And yes, there are some pretty hot nurses here even with the new boring uniform, they still look good!

Kopite78 said...

Hahahahah!!!! There is nothing wrong in appreciating God's wonderful creations.

Jon-C said...

Those were the good old days. ;0) Does bring back good memories from my teenage years when i visited me father and family members in hospital. Hated the smell in the wards but liked the "view." Hehehehehe!

lester said...

i present,... doctor les..is more.

premo said...

This is one forum I'm at odds to comment about. See, my mom was a nurse you pervs! Now I understand why she almost always came home from work in a foul mood - hence the constant nagging, cold dinners and Dallas! Damn you Bala and your porno-bretheren!! Damn youuuuuuuu!!!

anfield devotee said...

premo: Ha ha! Fooking classic. Yer commen ts had me colleagues & meslef rolling around in tears . . .

Achilles said...

Premo.. i will stand up by you dude... my mom was a nurse as well.

but honestly i think male nurses are just wrong as well... how do you go out in public and tell everyone what you do for a living? imagine going to a party and somone asks you... "so what do you do-lah macha?"
Oh i am a male nurse... what about yourself? Doesn't that just sound wrong.

and imagine if he had a son... his son would be beaten up in school everyday once all the other kids know what his dad does for a living.

anfield devotee said...

achilles: That's me point, dude, people will stop laughing once they hear the stats & know that this male nurses are getting "some" every single day!!!

Like JonC said, some sacrifices may well be worth it! Ha ha!

Anba said...

In my 29 yrs of existence nvr once have i encountered any cute nurses in any of the hospitalsi've been was it b'coz it was Gomen hospital ? Short Skirts...was already an extinct fashion species... Tudung Clans were ruling everywhere..Evil Nurses like the one in One Flew over the cuckoo Nest ..what i've encountered was something that my memories have successfully suppressed that i'm not able to recall anymore...and the last thing i want to remember is a Male Nurse ...wearing a short skirt...with hairy legs

anfield devotee said...

ha ha, fooking hell, anba, why the fook do you think private hospitals charge so much?!? When I was in fer a simple surgery at assunat the bill came up to quite a fair bit but I wasn't complaining coz of Miss Geraldine Priscilla Rosario.

However, when I was in hospital recently & the standard sudah turun, I made a big fuss bout the Bill!!!

senorita.. said...

kopite78..... sexy nurse's uniforms being sold at retail outlets are expensive...

just wait and see,might get one for halloween this year..

just wait and see... =P

senorita.. said...
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senorita.. said...

ps:earlier post deleted due to typo

guys and their uniform fetish....

how about policewoman? =P

btw,where do you work Mr Bala?

anfield devotee said...

what's this with the "Mr"? What happened to Unker? he he!

Am working in a private tertairy institute where there's a fine selection of International Pretty Young Things to feast me eyes on!