Friday, January 25, 2008

Money talks, bullshit walks . . .


"My home is my castle. Being the king of my castle, I can do & say whatever I want."

"I get high after after two glasses of wine. I tend to talk rubbish."

"Sorry to say, I was just bragging and bullshitting. In my house I can claim to talk to Pres Bush if I want to."

- the venerated Datuk VK Lingam explains his tele "conversation"

Fer Fook's Sake says: Why didn't you say so earlier, Datuk? Could have avoided the proverbial shit hitting the fan scenario if only you spoke up earlier. Of course, yer answers to the commission answers everything. Case closed!

10 comments:

Jon-C said...

I can smell a fooking rat thousands of miles away. This guy gets my vote for the stand up comedian of the year.

mozisgod said...

dear balaov & jon-c,

all i got to say to both your excellent comments is...
correctcorrectcorrectkorekkorekcorrectcorrectkorrektcorrectcorrectkorekcorrectcorrectcorrectcorrect

:)

p.s. balaov...old trafford awaits :(((...still on a 'high' mate mwhahahhaa...dun want it come down...but it would be sweet innit? just this once...to wrack havoc at OT....*sighhh*...better than winning any cup I TELL YA..ANY FARKIN CUP.

anfield devotee said...

moz: Please call me Balakov if you must insist on using Bulgarian-stylie names (remeber the guy with the beard, mullet & hangover look from 94 World Cup?).

As soon as the draw was made, I told me other spurs-supporting friends that man utd as good as thru to the 5th round . . .

Anba said...

What i really don't get is that why this hassle and waste of time for something that we already know...jus like the Mongolian
Out of this Dunia Case is gonna be ..
The Hand over Ibraham case..
and so..on...everything is said and done...just like what hetfield says in ... and justice for all (1988) 20 yrs ago
"..justice is lost... justice is served and justice is done ..seeking no truth, winning is all..
find it so grim so true so real.."

Anba said...

Kantoi lirik pun dah salah banngang nye aku...

Anba said...

People....the full lyrics
And justice for all

Halls of Justice Painted Green
Money Talking
Power Wolves Beset Your Door
Hear Them Stalking
Soon You'll Please Their Appetite
They Devour
Hammer of Justice Crushes You
Overpower

The Ultimate in Vanity
Exploiting Their Supremacy
I Can't Believe the Things You Say
I Can't Believe
I Can't Believe the Price You Pay
Nothing Can Save You

Justice Is Lost
Justice Is Raped
Justice Is Gone
Pulling Your Strings
Justice Is Done
Seeking No Truth
Winning Is All
Find it So Grim
So True
So Real

Apathy Their Stepping Stone
So Unfeeling
Hidden Deep Animosity
So Deceiving
Through Your Eyes Their Light Burns
Hoping to Find
Inquisition Sinking You
With Prying Minds

The Ultimate in Vanity
Exploiting Their Supremacy
I Can't Believe the Things You Say
I Can't Believe
I Can't Believe the Price You Pay
Nothing Can Save You

Justice Is Lost
Justice Is Raped
Justice Is Gone
Pulling Your Strings
Justice Is Done
Seeking No Truth
Winning Is All
Find it So Grim
So True
So Real

Lady Justice Has Been Raped
Truth Assassin
Rolls of Red Tape Seal Your Lips
Now You're Done in
Their Money Tips Her Scales Again
Make Your Deal
Just What Is Truth? I Cannot Tell
Cannot Feel

The Ultimate in Vanity
Exploiting Their Supremacy
I Can't Believe the Things You Say
I Can't Believe
I Can't Believe the Price We Pay
Nothing Can Save Us

Justice Is Lost
Justice Is Raped
Justice Is Gone
Pulling Your Strings
Justice Is Done
Seeking No Truth
Winning Is All
Find it So Grim
So True
So Real

Seeking No Truth
Winning Is All
Find it So Grim
So True
So Real

Bernard said...

A few glasses of wine & he can talk like dat. First time I hear a Macha who can't hold his drink. TSK! TSK!

Tinesh said...

Haiz kesian Lingam..I think I can outdrink him any freaking day..2 glasses of wine and he talks rubbish?? Embarrasing Indian fler..

anfield devotee said...

only thing is our dear Dato VK failed to specify how fooking large his wine glass was. Probably using a fooking pint glass to drink his plonk!!!

weiyin69 said...

How stupid does Datuk think we are? Couldn't he come up with something that sounds more logical. Then again, there probably isn't such a thing.