Friday, September 21, 2007

Aiyo Samy!

Keeping with the Indian theme of the last couple of postings, Fer Fook's Sake has decided to share this fooking hilarious compilation of anecdotes concerning the wonderful comedian - Dato Seri Samy Vellu. (Thanx Kevo fer sending me this, good one!)

1) Samy Velu on pos laju "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI"!
2) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said: "Kemaluan saya besar"!!
3) On drugs, "Jangan hisap dada"!?!
4) Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini"; one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious replied,"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"
5) Samy's favorite quote on national television "Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"
6) During the water shortage crisis : "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"
7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput: "..marilah kita semua menderma dara.."
8) During the opening speech of various function: "...selamat datang saudara-mara semua . . . (actually is "saudara-saudari")
9) At an opening ceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain"
10)Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"
11) And lastly u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire is named PLUS. PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy

PS: At least he is funny, will give him that much . . .

6 comments:

senorita... said...

hahaha

wonder how besar is his kemaluan... sigh... he shud have a personal BM tutor.. heck i think my BM is much much better than him

Bernard said...

No lack of comedians in the community then eh?

Jonathan said...

He is one of the main characters in the comedy show calleh "Bolehland".

premo said...

Ah yes! Mr Samy, along with all the other fat, balding, (no offence anfield devotee) greedy dinosaurs that are the Indian VIP's and Datuks. Dressed in their loud batik shirts and talkin equally loud into their latest palm sized hi-tech mobiles, they ARE funny! Ha ha!! For about 5 seconds at least, until you realize that these walking caricatures are one of the most corrupt and ruthless species of invertebrae found within the Indian community. They'd eat their young and kick their own moms to get the top that heap in ol' crab basket. (Racist joke within intended and yes I am half Indian, at least according to anfield devotee hehe)

weiyin69 said...

oh dear. so kemaluann only listening to him talk ...

anfield devotee said...

Am surprised Comedy Central or Saturday Nite Live have not called him fer some stand up comedy . . . I'd pay to watch that!

PS: Samy, we are laughing AT, not with, you . . .