Just like Chuck Norris, I'll be MIA fer a few days as I have to check into hospital to sort out the long standing problem of me fooking gout. Yup, as Ozzy Osbourne once said, "play now, pay later . . ."!
The years of guzzling & keeping a barfly's existence (as illustrated below) has forced me to seek treatment fer this debilitating condition. But hey, no pain, no fooking gain rite (I think?) . . .
By the way, I'll be at the SJMC, so if anyone wants to smuggle me a six pack, please give me a call . . . he he
PS: Anyone out there goin "tsk, tsk" & using me as an example of why you should not indulge in alcohol can fook off! Pain is pretty fooking bad but can you imagine going thru life without a drink?!?