Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Missing In Action

Just like Chuck Norris, I'll be MIA fer a few days as I have to check into hospital to sort out the long standing problem of me fooking gout. Yup, as Ozzy Osbourne once said, "play now, pay later . . ."!

The years of guzzling & keeping a barfly's existence (as illustrated below) has forced me to seek treatment fer this debilitating condition. But hey, no pain, no fooking gain rite (I think?) . . .

By the way, I'll be at the SJMC, so if anyone wants to smuggle me a six pack, please give me a call . . . he he

PS: Anyone out there goin "tsk, tsk" & using me as an example of why you should not indulge in alcohol can fook off! Pain is pretty fooking bad but can you imagine going thru life without a drink?!?

11 comments:

nick m said...

go easy on the painkillers! but seriously, get well soon.

Jonathan said...

Yep, get well soon mate. Time to go easy on the red meat and protein as well. Me dad had it, not a pretty sight seeing ya ankle or knee swell up to the size of a ball.

Mark said...

Take care dude. No, I cannot going through life without a drink.

kevo said...

hell yeah, can't live without booze either man. ghout out of it and git well soon bro.

premo said...

"What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for." - Irish Proverb

Moderation is the key. But then again, who am I kidding right? Take it easy bro.

senorita.. said...

get well soon!

weiyin69 said...

well, hopefully none of us would have to listen to painful gout stories from you anymore! and who knows, maybe you'll get a cute nurse???

Bernard said...

weiyin: went to see the Fat Boy yesterday morning & believe me, the nurses weren't anywhere close to being cute. I'd say more "dino" like...

Our friend has got high BP also & I told him to eat more salads etc, but he said might as well eat crap. Can't help him la like dat

theALBERTUS said...

Cheers to you mate! May you get well soon and get up and about as soonest possible!

YNWA

Jonathan said...

Self-control and moderation is the word to best describe the control to fight gout. Yup agree with bernard, if he don't take charge of his eating habits, no one can help.

anfield devotee said...

TQ you all fer the well wishes. As you all know I am not one fer half measures (ie moderation), so it looks like fooking cold turkey fer me. . . sob