Wednesday, October 3, 2007

tagged . . .

Tagged by senorita

senorita's Q: you have been speeding when the Patrol car pull you over to give you a speeding ticket. you know that you cannot have another ticket under your name or your merit points will be 0 and you can never drive again. what will you say/do to convince the officer to not give you a ticket? (no corruption allowed and pls be creative).

the instruction: I'll tag you a question which you'll answer on your blog, and then you create your own question and tag it on to someone else.

My A: Happened to me once, not speeding but was fooking pissed drunk & I nearly swerved into a patrol car behind me! Of course, was stopped & threatened with arrest. Told em I was entertaining police officers at me pub & they could call said officer to confirm. Thank goodness I had a cop friend who duly backed up me story. Phew . . .

If it was speeding as per original question; I'd just give em me licence & put me hands up & say, "yup, I was wrong, I deserve a summons". This usually leads to a warning rather than an actual ticket.

Me Q fer anyone interested in answering: How much abuse will you tolerate from yer boss before telling that him/her to fooking fook off; or will you just swallow it to keep yer job?

13 comments:

senorita.. said...

u abused yr friendship with yr cop fren... lol

just to randomly ans yr Q: i think i will tell him to fuck off if he attempts to ask me of any sexual favors or any other form of sexual harassments.. =)

anfield devotee said...

Haiyo, aunty senorita, me arse was on the line, me cop friend was very understanding & helped me out . . . lucky escape!

Eh? Do I detect a faint whiff of scandal here. Don't tell me some of yer lecturers have tried to make a pass ta you?!?

nick m said...

don't tell me you're already having problems with your boss.

anfield devotee said...

nick: no la, don't worry, so far so good. probably the calm before the storm as most media events are scheduled for Nov, so they have not fully utilised me talents yet. just been walking around campus, ahem, enjoying the "view" . . .

Jonathan said...

Mate time to convert them to LFC supporters! ;0)

senorita.. said...

no laaaa... don't think the lecturers in my uni have the balls..

is the "view" nice?

Bernard said...

I had a friend who lectured in a particular college sometime ago & got involved with one of his students, ended up marrying her. Fast forward a few years & he was in a very messy & expensive divorce. So I'd say even if they had the balls, it wouldn't be the right thing to do unless they want to end up like my friend.

Bernard said...

anfield devotee: Walking around? Hobble around you mean? I believe the campus is kinda big so take it easy. If they have gym facilities, try & make use of it someday. Nothing too strenous, maybe treadmill & some very light exercises. Will do you a lot of good.

Bernard said...

& to answer your question which is a hypothetical question to me since I only ever had 1 boss & he was more interested in knowing where's a good makan & minum place than anything else: I think I can tolerate quite a lot but where you draw the line would really depend on the situation or how long the abuse has been going on.

senorita.. said...

"So I'd say even if they had the balls, it wouldn't be the right thing to do unless they want to end up like my friend."

or.....they just wanna have fun,no strings attached(got too much money dunno where to spend) aka sugar daddies

anfield devotee said...

Bernard: yes, have enquired bout the gym. Will check it out soon or even take up golf!?!

Jon C: Yes, definitely. Gimme some tome la. Have proposed to college to set up a community blog (& MyRawk can start leaving messages & misc RED propaganda there!).

Senorita: Waaah . . . jahat ah lu, cari sugar daddy. Go la fer some rich Dato, lecturers don't usually earn very much . . . tsk tsk.
By the way, one of me Muslim friends has commented that he finds yer pix "mencabar gua punya puasa la" ! ha ha . . . perhaps u should change the pix to help our Muslim brethen maintain their piousness during ramadan?

Jonathan said...

I'm on my limit to how much crap i can take from my boss as we speak. Lousy man-management skills and no sense of direction at all in the decision making process. All the staff loosing respect to the boss, low morale and no motivation to work. Keep loosing $$$ that can be used to increase my measly salary and me year-end bonus to pay for me trip to Anfield. ;0)

senorita.. said...

aiyo... prolly u shud advise ur Muslim fren to only read my blog after Ramadan...

and btw,i dun go look for sugar daddy la.... shud read my previous post on the subject.