Tagged by senorita
senorita's Q: you have been speeding when the Patrol car pull you over to give you a speeding ticket. you know that you cannot have another ticket under your name or your merit points will be 0 and you can never drive again. what will you say/do to convince the officer to not give you a ticket? (no corruption allowed and pls be creative).
the instruction: I'll tag you a question which you'll answer on your blog, and then you create your own question and tag it on to someone else.
My A: Happened to me once, not speeding but was fooking pissed drunk & I nearly swerved into a patrol car behind me! Of course, was stopped & threatened with arrest. Told em I was entertaining police officers at me pub & they could call said officer to confirm. Thank goodness I had a cop friend who duly backed up me story. Phew . . .
If it was speeding as per original question; I'd just give em me licence & put me hands up & say, "yup, I was wrong, I deserve a summons". This usually leads to a warning rather than an actual ticket.
Me Q fer anyone interested in answering: How much abuse will you tolerate from yer boss before telling that him/her to fooking fook off; or will you just swallow it to keep yer job?