Sunday, March 9, 2008
We Fooking Did it!!!
No private jets to ferry them around the campaign trail. No stranglehold on the media. No bucketloads of cash. No Electoral Commission in the pocket. But the Opposition managed to deal the Barisan Fooking Nasional its worst showing in the polls . . . EVER!
I really didn't think it was possible fer us to deny them 2/3 majority even with news of early shock results (eg Penang). But as the night grew older, the impossible became reality beginning with Pompey's victory over the scum, followed by Barnsley's heroics over CSKA London. This elections has reaffirmed me faith in the Malaysian people. Apathy had long become our middle name but it is a sign of the times that the rakyat has had enough of the fooking BULLSHIT the Barisan Fooking Nasional were content to feed us.
Make no fooking mistake, this is a milestone in our history. Fer starters, the Indians showed the Barisan Fooking Nasional that, yes, they could, & did, make a difference. Samy & gang were fooking unceremoniously booted out. Fer five states to fall into opposition hands shows the level of discontent among all the races & strata of our society.
Which brings me to the sensitive issue of 13May. This will NOT & CANNOT happen again! Let's just get the facts straight, 13May was not a RACE RIOT. It was fooking thugs from the ruling party unhappy at losing their 2/3 majority to DAP (which happened to be predominantly Chinese). They have lost it again today but they CANNOT start trouble coz the whole world's watching. BBC, Al Jazeera, the Internet all make this sort of political mischief from Barisan Fooking Nasional (esp UMNO youth & its pukimak Scorpion gang) nigh on impossible without recriminations from the outside world.
Furthermore, Barisan Fooking Nasional lost its 2/3 majority because people of all races (including Malays) were unhappy with their shite. Plus to a whole generation of voters too young to remember or experience 13May, the threat had become increasingly meaningless.
Lastly, sorry fer the late posting. Attempted to post something at 5am this morning as the news broke but was too shitfaced (12 beers)! Me got the confirmation from the CEO of MalaysiaKini who buzzed me with the news & me was celebrating like it was Istanbul 2005 all over again! Woke the dogs, the neighbours & poor wifey with me screams of delight but what the fook eh, we made HISTORY today. This is what 'Malaysia Boleh' should be all about!
And fer all those who keep harping on bout how fooking wonderful our southern neighbours are, please note this could NEVER happen in S'pore (with their what . . . two opposition members? please la). Their version of democracy is a fooking JOKE! We also do NOT resolve our political disputes with a military coup like Man City up north.
To me fellow Malaysians who spoke thru the ballot boxes, well fooking done la! We have made a difference . . .
ps: Fer those of you who did not see fit to partake in the democratic process of our homeland, fooking shame on you! (You know who you are!). Think what could have been achieved if all of you had cast yer ballots!
pps: MalaysiaKini site blocked, please go to http://22.214.171.124/ fer more unbiased news.