Monday, April 14, 2008

All Fooked Up!


Abso-fooking-lutley unbeliveable. We had just beaten Arsenal to a place in the last four of the European Cup in a breathless, fooking-heart-stopping, balls-in-yer-larynx game. We have tightened our grip on fourth place with a comfy win over Blackburn. The latter game also saw Stevie G & El Nino take their personal tallies to 20 & 30 respectively; first time in what seems like an eternity where we had two players striking decent goal tallies.

And what is the major news to come out of Anfield?
1) DIC has said the purchase of our club cannot happen in the current climate.

2) Hicks asks that CEO Parry resign in a very public/leaked letter.

3) Benitez is angered by to find out that Parry was present at meeting with Klinsy.

4) Hicks is apparently consulting with Klinsy on Benitez'z summer targets.

5) Both Hicks & Gillette now want sole control of our club.

What the fook? Fooking mind-boggling or what? Now, many of you will know me have reservations about Rafa's managerial skills but me will say this - no one should be made to work under these circumstances.

Hence, me feels that Rafa will definitely be gone in the summer either to Barca or Real (who knows, even his old stomping ground Valencia would be better than this shite). Me however remains unconvinced of his tactical nous & our fourth placing is testament to that. The mitigating factor fer him is that he has had to work under such fooking chaotic circumstances that he will be forgiven fer all the shortcomings of his team this season.

As fer the sacking of Rick Fooking Parry. He should have gone a loooong time ago. In this case, Hicks does actually have a point. Our revenues are far behind all the other big clubs. Amazingly, our club shop was closed the day after Istanbul!!! As some of you would have experienced (Les & Ezilan), yer online orders fer merchandise after the 2005 victory was nothing short of a farce. So LFC are still crap as a business enterprise. Parry's slo-motion movement in the transfer markets have seen us lose out on a number of occasions, most recently Malouda to CSKA London (much to Rafa's annoyance). Parry still runs LFC like a fooking cornershop & has absolutely no vision fer the future.

Ronnie Whelan mentioned recently on ESPN (& is backed by other former players) that LFC's current hierarchy are still unsure how to approach the Asian market!!?! Fooking hell!?! Almost two decades of Premiership branding & still in the dark. WTF!?! As Whelan commented, "LFC should be the biggest club in the world." So why isn't it, Rick?

So as fer as me is concerned, Parry should fook off. Fer the Klinsy affair, fer his shit transfer market skills, fer his outdated & outmoded way of marketing LFC, fer being an "arrogant" twat with no rapport with the fans & most importantly, fer getting us into this fooking mess in the first place . . .

ps: Please click on MyRawk link or the UK newspaper links on side fer more ugly details.

pps: Arsenal fans may be a disappointed lot today but they aren't having to face this kind of shite & at least they challenged fer the title whilst playing some fooking incredible footie.

ppps: As always, look forward to reading yer response on this ever-worsening crisis engulfing Anfield.

17 comments:

Anba said...

I dunno much about Parry's performance frankly...but Hicks should have picked a better time than now...to give adverse publicity when the team is gearing up for the Champions League Semi Final...
Bladdy Dungu...

@dam said...

what can i say man...

when we thought the worst is over...it just come right at your face and tell you we have worse news!

i dunno la how they gonna work it out...just impossible to get a conclusion and the media is enjoying hell lots of it...

on rafa, as you noted...it's a condition nobody should be working under...yet hey, Liverpool is just five points from Arsenal!

Really, the season should be measured at the end of it and who knows which team (aside from Man Utd) will be on the lips of everyone at the end of May?

At least a major point for Rafa this season is he worked out the away blues...but came the home blues...draw draw draw...if only half of the draws are wins...even if half of it are loses...

let's hope the sixth Big Ears will be won and forget about all these la...

YNWA!

nick m said...

i mean what is there to say? an ex-colleague used the words "cluster fuck" to describe situations similar to this.

Bernard said...

Its been downhill all the way since it surfaced that the bloody Yanks aren't as honest & forthright about their plans for the club & their financing as it first appeared. Unfortunately, we've not reached the bottom yet & expect things to get far worse...

The sooner we see the backs of Hicks, Gillette & Parry, the better.

anfield devotee said...

anba: Timing sucks. But that Hicks fooker is under fire; so he tembak balik la.

@dam: Sorry but canna see us beating CSKA London fer a third time in a rwo at the same fooking stage of this tourney

nick: That doesn't even begin to sum up the scenario . . . sigh

anfield devotee said...

bernard: Korreck, korreck, korreck!

@dam said...

ya having some doubts about the possibility of beating Chelsea 3 times in a row in the same stage of CL!!! Kinda...hard to imagine...

then again...Liverpool FC is not ordinary and I am sure a lot will agree here....fingers crossed...

deja vu or three is a charm for Chelsea...we will see...

Jon-C said...

Rick "Crusty the clown" Parry has lost his marbles a long time ago. I'd say most fans will be happy to see the back of him. But the way how the cowboys are doing the business is a fooking joke.

The whole lot of them better get the fook out by the summer.

anfield devotee said...

somehow I foresee the club being plunged into a big black hole which resembles someting that used to be called leeds utd fc . . .

Kopite78 said...

Rick "Toffee" Parry should **** off!!!! He has done jack shit for the club. Bloody Evertonian is trying to sabotage the club.

As for the yanks, what can you say? They are just being typical yanks. Poke their noses where they are not wanted and create a fookin mess just like Afghanistan and Iraq.

I don't trust DIC either.

Jon-C said...

JFT 96 and YNWA.... April 15th 1989, Hillsborough. Never Forget, Never Forgive.

anfield devotee said...

To ALL Kopites: As JonC said, we should all take a moment to reflect & remember those who lost their lives on that fateful day . . .

Afif said...

We should get Petronas to buy LFC, how's that? A few billion ringgit would be nothing for Petronas

Anybody wit me raise their arse!

anfield devotee said...

afif: Petronas buys LFC . . . habis la . . . All the typical M'sian traits will creep in: kroni-kroni get to be board members . . . academy will be filled with useless local talent (not the really good ones, just some anak/cucu dato) . . . Anfield pitch will resemble the wonderful turf of Bukit Jalil etc etc .

The scenario already cukup buruk la . . .

ps: Fook Heskey & Fooking Kirkland la !!!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

i dont know much either about this whole fracas but with champs league game looming, this issue should be put to rest for time being la. whoever stirred the shit up should be gagged from making anymore comments for the near future at least.

asusual boss, just my 2 sen je...

*yay! season's over for us...

Jon-C said...

AD, just got to know ya got a LFC supporting MP in Puchong representing you in Parliment.

anfield devotee said...

JonC: Sorry bro, me constituency is Dengkil la . . .