Monday, April 7, 2008

Maths is sexy?

Am sure some of you logged in this morning expecting to continue the war of words on the subject of Tun Salleh Abbas & royalty. But then me was sent a link to this video & certainly thought it worthy of yer attention.

This may be old news to some of you but me was quite oblivious having actively boycotted local mainstream media fer some time now. But just in case some of you are also fooking oblivious like moi, the pretty young thing in the vid is a lass of Malaysian descent (her mum's side). Living in the UK, she was a child prodigy & was the youngest ever Math student accepted in the revered halls of Oxford University at 13.

However, an overbearing father & a broken marriage led to a few screws coming undone & was recently exposed by the News Of The World as a hooker plying her trade in the less than salubrious surroundings of Salford, Manchester.

Tragic tale but most will have to admit, nice pix Cik Sufiah Yusof! Malaysia Boleh?

Am sure the News Of The World paid her handsomely fer troubles & this being the UK, she can now look forward to a career as a minor celebrity doing the chat show & reality TV curcuit. . . Unless of course, she takes up the local offers to "save" Cik Yusof. Wonder what they had in mind - new president fer Puteri UMNO? Well, she's certainly got the brains! In fact, she'd be the most qualified person in the party next to that other whore KJ!!!

20 comments:

Bernard said...

Alo! FYI, Shilpa Lee (as she is known in her escort ads), is a high class escort in every sense of the word. Smart, pretty & classy. As for KJ, that one is lower than a half blind, wrinkly, old, toothless, diseased & legless transvestite hooker from Lrg Haji Taib 5. Not that I've ever met one, but you get the pix. So don't compare her with that "special" one.

And who the fook gave those Govt wankers the brilliant idea that she wants to be "saved"??? She went into it with her eyes open and she is an adult after all. Yes sorry about the troubled childhood & all but its a choice that she made & she ought to be respected for it.

The buggers presently can't even save their own fooking hides & they want to use taxpayers money to fund some illthought rescue mission. Just fooking typical of the Bodohwi Administration. Not like she's being held against her will & forced to endure Max Mosley style sexcapades innit?? And BTW, she's a UK citizen and not Malaysian, so again its none of their fooking business to tell a Brit how she ought to live her life. And what they gonna do with her if she is "rescued"? Parade her around like they did with the other fooking waste of money, ie. the space monyet.

Maybe what really happened was that when the fooker saw Sufiah's pix, his Barang Naik, the handful of brain cells starts to move, albeit with much effort, and next thing we know - Hey Presto!! Harebrain idea #205,655,721 (Patent Pending) aka "Save Sufiah Programme".

krystyna said...

She is beautiful and sexy.

Her life is not my business.

All the best to you!

Mr D said...

The funny thing about that was the message at the end "Warning prostitution is bad for your health" or words tothat effect.

But I guess this is the case with growing up to quickly.

Yes it is good tht she is smart and she got into uni at 13, but how is someone that young supposed to interact with people 5,6,7 years older? She was also home schooled so would never have developed the necessary social skills.

She had to rebel (as most teenagers do at some stage) and this is what happens.

Good luckto her making some coin and we look forward ot her skin flick debut.

Anba said...

A gooner that got a boner in the mornin...thnx a lot bro...
Balaji..why don't ya put a link to page 3 sun hehehe
Sure will brighten our day..
Oddly the first song that came to my mind lookin at the picture...was black Flag's
Gimme Gimme Gimme.
" Sittin here like a loaded gun waiting to go off..
I've got nuthin to do but shoot my...ahem off
Gimme Gimme Gimme...Gimme Summore..
Gimme Gimme don't ask what for...."

anfield devotee said...

bernard: Korreck, korreck, korreck . . . she being a Brit means our govt has no rite to fooking intefere with her lifestyle choices.

mr d: Yup, the public health warning was quite hilarious!

Anba: Yes, before a socially- & politically conscious Henry Rollins sought to write "proper" lyrics! Ha ha! Glad this post put you on a good mood!

Lim said...

Another classic from the(quoting bernard) "Bodohwi Admin". Saving her??? She could probably save them as her IQ is prob higher than the combined total IQ of the whole cabinet!!! I agree too that comparing her to that scum KJ is an insult to her!

But it is a real pity to see someone so smart choose this path in her life even tho she has the right to do so. I feel that she could have done so much more w her life. Well, to each his/her own.

And the health notice - Hilarious!!!

senorita.. said...

it's just like having great and romantic nights out with different guys that eventually end in great sex for her. she makes it sound like so much fun...

and she having Malay blood and speaks with that kinda accent,i'm sure she blew many guys away.. (apart from her very nice bosom that is)

anfield devotee said...

senorita: "blew many guys away" . . . Am sure she did figuratively & literally ha ha!

Lim said...

AD, u dirty bugger!!!

premo said...

Damn! Didnt think she was THAT hot until I saw the video. Lethal combo of beauty and brains too. Dunno what our local politicians were thinkin 'bout savin her and stuff - she's looks like she's havin the time of her life! Kudos to that!!

They were probably, as usual, busy thinkin with their other 'heads'. Is it natural instinct for the supposedly religiously inclined/educationally stumped male ego to save a damsel in 'distress' from sin, sorrow and shame? Me thinks it's got more to with enslaving than saving...

anfield devotee said...

lim: who? moi?

premo: Bet UMNO wished they had her campaigning fer em in the last elections! Ha ha! Maybe then they would have stood a chance . . .

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

130quid for an hour. quite a smut way to earn a living.

just when i was drooling exploring at them boobs you had to mention KJ.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

oh, and i think she's hot and all that shit but not good enough to be my island chic.

anfield devotee said...

kerp: You fussy fooker!

j or ji said...

for the first time in my life...i love maths!

Jon-C said...

Read sumwhere them *ahem* boobs are D cuppers. ;0)

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titoki said...

Maybe the govt will send a rombongan of laki-laki UMNO untuk melawat sambil mengajar in UK soon. Just to help her out. ;)

To me, she's another mental case like that Annabel Chong from SG making a record shagging 300+ guys for edu-tainment purposes. Except Shilpa Lee is smarter. She is not doing it for free.

anfield devotee said...

titoki: wonder if the gal will return to oxford? As fer annabel, well, needless to say we M'sians do it with more charm & class. Singaporeans are just sooooo crass . . . he he

weiyin69 said...

wow, she is HOT! and BRAINY. Didn't look much when she was a kid but darn sexy now. well, personally, i do think it's a waste of God's gift but it's her life. i'll cut a limb in exchange of her Maths brain!

But if she is happy with her current profession, so be it. it's her choice. no one is forcing her. and i bet she has more brains than others to have thought that through!