Wednesday, April 16, 2008

A joke at Arsenal's expense


Sorry, am not trying to be an unsporting chump trying to rub salt into Gooner wounds but me came across this is one in the Independent's sports pages. Me thought it was fooking hilarious.
Apologies to Kerp, Anba & other Gooners. You should know me was equally gutted by yer loss to the scum & am a admirer of the wonderful footie you guys play. But this piss take was too good to go unprinted.
ps: Sorry fer the small print. Hope its large enough to elicit a guffaw or two from you.

17 comments:

Anba said...

My personal Fav Cabernet Empty 2008...
All imported..yup...
Ha Ha Ha ...very good one..indeed..
I enjoyed it to the Max...

anfield devotee said...

anba: sorry, didn't mean to be an unsporting piece of shite. Just thought this was too funny to NOT share. Ha ha!

Anba said...

No offence taken balaji,
..like u said the only complaint is that the print is too small...heheheh

ISA said...

nice one...cabernet empty 2008..fooking hilarious..please dont finish the bottle yet...we might have to drink from it too...

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

cibai la bala... but ok, since my sense of humor is pretty much intact i do find it rather laughable...hehehe...but still, the wound has yet to heal la weiiii...aiyahhh...

mozisgod said...

whoa..i'm aghasttttt
the slutty mind couldn't help thinketh; somewhere, someplace in a parallel continuum of time, there's a stinkinginkin', sleazy ..slinky .ballteaserof a smithslovin spurs fellabugger (orbuggerfella ..dependent on what yu make of it) behind the initiation of this utter quandary of sorts..and to think, the bleeding guile of this buggerfella to send it deep into the annals (anal? no that would be describing meself) of el'independiente..he's probably hidin under a table somewhere,deep in the musty recessess of an office in kuantan or somewhere,as we speak, bent into 2, with his knees his to chin and his balls in his mouth, fer fear of getting bitchslapped & arsedogged silly by all gunners in-line.. but the one he fears the most, is a noir-like one..goes by an unyielding moniker..the kerp.

hell hath no fury, when the kerp wields the hellhammer....

the nerve.

anfield devotee said...

kerp: Sorry la. Like me said, not trying to be a cheeky (artic?) monkey but the menu was just too funny to go unpublished on FFS. Glad you saw the funny side of it.

moz: Eh, since when did the mortal enemies of north london join forces la he he?

Speaking of Hellhammer, there's box set celebratingtheir entire discography + rarities. Looking forward to that!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

bala,

i notice one thing la. mozz will only make his appearance when he's drunk....hehehhehe...

nothing to fear about my man. when i'm frustrated or pissed i'd stay furthest i could from the internet. but only after i'd saved pages of erotic literature...hehehheheheh...

Lim said...

Haha! Funny menu and even funnier comments!

Moz : Wonderful use of words! Were you really drunk while writing this? Haha again!

Azer Mantessa said...

you are so mean ... ahaks

no, not the joke, the print is too small. i'm an old man ... hahahahaha

managed to read the menu tho and hope it's not ours

*biting nail*

arsenal however did play a good game. that run from walcott (hope i spell it correctly) reminds me of owen during his days. have not seen that move in futball for yers.

i guess, winners dun have to pley beautifully but kick asses

:-)

anfield devotee said...

Lim: Fooker is probably shit faced. Well, me hopes anyways, it would be scary if moz was like that when sober!

Azer: Sorry dude. Please click on the Independent link on me page & look fer the arsenal stories, you'll find the menu. Well worth the trouble, damn funny.

Tinesh said...

Like I said in Kerp's, Moz reminds me of Jack Sparrow hahaha...And the reason I haven't posted my 5 debuts is because I have been juggling studyin (finals next week), and practising for the gig..So really no time to sit and find the 5 albums la..

Will definitely do it after 2nd May..Sorry boss!

anfield devotee said...

Tinesh: Ok, good luck fer yer exams.

Good to see you've learnt not to gloat . . .

Anba said...

Hi Balaji..
I'm looking forward to buy Hellhammer's Box set.. 2..just waiting fer the money to come ...by the way bro Tom Fischer just exited Celtic Frost...

anfield devotee said...

anba: me knows. Me read Tom G Warrior's blog - link on me blog roll.

Have you seen the Hellhammer box set anywhere?

Anba said...

Balaji...
I am presently in the midway between kota bahru...anf Gopeng Jungle..the onle thing i see is jungle jungle...and more jungle..lama takda turun Kay HeLL
when i do see it will let you know ASAP...

mozisgod said...

BURRRPPPPPPPPPP..

ah elga..
i meant
lega.

p.s.ing &$%^##&*@&tevez^#$^#&@@*tevezz&$^#@#&*@#@*shortarse^&$#*@#@(argiebargie&#$#^#*@(