Wifey sent me these. Am sure many of you will agree, these are more painful than funny. One week in & am feeling the stress everytime me gauge plunges towards the 'E' zone. Fook, how much does the govt expect us take? . . . sigh . . .
ps: Fer all those who said me (& me ilk) were a bunch of fooking of ungrateful whingers, you're more than welcome to whinge with us since we're all in the same fooking boat sailing up shit stream . . .
44 comments:
I'm already 1/2 way down THAT route mate. Gonna sell my soul to the devil to pay for fuel soon enough.
How many litres you think yer soul is worth, JonC?
ps: Did you download Finntroll?
i'll have to ask the devil himself. on my estimate, still not enough to cover my usage. hehehehe
me no metal kaki. when it gets too heavy i'll get headaches. hehehehe
AD,
Bicycle for u? Haha!!!!!!
I go makan "cap fan", increase 70 cents, buy karipap for breakfast, increase 10sen! Wat d fook? At this rate, July 12 meeting at mamaklah!!
Aisay LLT, Fei Lou Hai his Aunty punya, so should be able to arrange special discount. Likewise if we go to Muru's. BTW, the fat fook that is AD can't balance on a bike-da, maybe a 4 wheeled Flintstone-like contraption.
JonC: you have just proclaimed your weakness to the Devil. So in return for petrol money, you'll be condemned to an eternity of having to endure metal turned up at full blast. Very much like what the fooking Yanks did at Guantanamo Bay...
LLT: Don't worry, am proposing that the bill fer 12 July get together be sponsored by our celebrity blogger . . . TUAN KERP! he he , dah famous what he, so can belanja us mere mortals la.
So how Tuan Kerp? Bangsar? Sri Hartamas?
bernard: sadly (fer us) me aunty believes in equality fer all. ie sama harga fer all. . .
Bugger...your Aunty a communist in capitalist clothing?
Bangsar? Sri Hartamas? Pavilion more like...
Tuan Kerp d best! Tuan Kerp d Man!
Free makan for every man, and woman!
Jon-c, no nd sell soul lah, can accompany the fat bugger AD on d Flinstone bike! Haha.....
Bernard, I think the fooker AD getting commission from his aunty, dat's y no discountlah! AD, make sure get bigger crabs!
hehehe...yea got this before i hopped in over here.
and someone sent this via sms this morning-
My wife complains that I never take her to expensive places ... so last night I took her to a petrol station!
Chili's for everyone!!
teh tarik for eveyone can lar...but i know there'll be pints and pints of heineken included in the bill.
be considerate.. i m salivating thinking of mamak...... haiiiizzzz..
flinstone-style.... L O L
JonC: his Aunty will chase us all out with a broom-la!
LLT : & the crabs full of yummy creamy roe...
kerp: Don't worry la, in view that you are footing the bill, we'll go fer simple, normal tiger or calrsberg la, not expensive stuff like heineken, ok? Thanks ya, dude.
bernard: Me aunt has visited the "Motherland" at least five times. So you make up yer own mind on her Communist leanings he he!
LLT: Bigger crabs? What diff to you, yer alergic rite?
JonC: Heavy Metal dude. Its the way to go. Stress Reliever Number One! Go on, give Finntroll a try.
senorita: Shame yer not around to join us. Anyways, we'll make sure will organise a session when you come home & YOU can belanja us! Ha ha!
Yah! Good idea AD. And senorita dun forget to tapau back some fresh lamb shanks, cod fish and salmons from NZ. Muahahahaha!
I thought this paragraph from one of the many emails i received was cool. Thought i would share it with all.
Misleading concept of Subsidy:
The word "subsidy" has been brandished by the BN government as if it has so generously helped the rakyat and in doing so incurred losses. This simple example will help to explain the fallacy:
Example:
Ahmad is a fisherman. He sells a fish to you at $10 which is below the market value of $15. Let's assume that he caught the fish from the abundance of the sea at little or no cost. Ahmad claims that since the market value of the fish is $15 and he sold you the fish for $10, he had subsidised you $5 and therefore made a loss of $5.
Question : Did Ahmad actually make a profit of $10 or loss of $5 which he claimed is the subsidy?
Answer:
Ahmad makes a profit of $10 which is the difference of the selling price ($10) minus the cost price ($0 since the fish was caught from the abundance of the sea). There is no subsidy as claimed by Ahmad.
The BN government claims that it is a subsidy because the oil is kept and treated as somebody else's property (you know who). By right, the oil belongs to all citizens of the country and the government is a trustee for the citizens. So as in the above simple example, the BN government cannot claim that it has subsidised the citizen!
i will not tell when i am coming home...
=X
Hmmmm....I just got a pay hike..$$$$...guess it's good to work for a PETRONAS subsidiary now!!! hehehe!!
hey guys, who knows right, karen may just make her surprise appearance at Anba's bachelor bash...springing right out of the cake...kihkih...
achilles: very good example. But like you said, the govy treats the oil as if it is own.
nanda: BASTARD! At least offer to sponsor the 12july bash la, pundek!
senorita: Eh, we will find out anyways la. Best be prepared!
kerp: Yer imagination never ceases to amaze me . . .
kerp is such an optimist...
anyway, please suggest what to dl from dark factory.. and it always says expired or smtg from rapid share? they have limited amt of downloads available per album or smtg? got username n password for premium user or smtg?
be quick to answer me..! am in the library! and please dun suggest stuffs which are toooo heavy
and oh, kerp, did u imagine me springing out of the cake in my bday suit..? please kill that thought.. if u did and still do
Life insurance & medical card: RM500/month
Car loan repayment: RM624/month
Toll per month: RM150/month
Fuel: RM70 per tank x 4 = RM280/month
Easily add up to RM1500/month, not including food, accommodation, and other amenities.
I had my first tank of RM2.70/liter petrol yesterday and my heart was like kena stabbed liddat. Damn painful wei.
I can't wait for the Pakatan Rakyat to take over the helm soon!!!
senorita: Yes. Some of the links have expired & if you are downloading fer free on rapidshare, you are limited to a certain number of downloads per day. Not on media fire though.
Recommended: Children of Bodom - Hatebreed. Awesome. Very melodic.
Happy headbanging!
Will also post me recommendations on me blog at least once a week.
Titoki: Sama sama la all fooking suffering. Still yer RM70 full tank not so bad. Imagne those who have to drive large diesel engine vehicles fer work/business purposes. Fooking kaput la wei.
i clicked randomly on stuffs that i can download.. am downloading exposition 2 - collection d arnell andrea or smtg....
k will check out hatebreed
hey, trust me, make sure you are fully clothed. some of the guys will sure to bring their spouses along....
* i think i'm the lamest of all the metalheads here but who cares right? try this, Hypnotize by System Of a Down. this kira metal la jugak.
i've got the Exposition downloaded.... loving it... exactly what i needed to study, plus it's easy to listen to
Kerp, it's hypothetical.. i am still in NZ...... and even if it's not..... i will not do that... i'm still sane (thanks God)
thank God i mean
titoki, I am projecting that i'll be flat broke for the rest of my life. My measly 2k+ pay barely enough for me to survive and now i'm gonna need an overdraft and more credit card(s).
Fooking hell, i'll be working for the banks for life wei!!!
Senorite:-
do check out Paradise Lost...might be what you'r looking for...
I love it fer sure...
Kerp:- You just brighten my day... i dun mind the jumping out of the cake part..as long as no one captures it on their HP or other gadget and post it on youtube... then im done..
dun worry bro kerp...abt the Supplies
there's always the Minah Indon can get em from factories near Sungai Way i believe...Pinoy Chix / Ladies from any of the Mat Salleh frequented Bars...
and since the LOcal government might be increasing their raids on the rumah urut...we can employ out of their job Massage Parlour chix
take ur Pick Thailand...china...
Or if we got the money...
all the posh Discotech dancers...
table top dancers..any one
like hmmmm
Zouk Dancers...or any of the club...
Everything is money Mah...
cannot Pay in cash...
give them a 5 yrs free minyak Refill at Shell...give them Shell V power...good offer rite...
Now i know why i wasn't born in a rich family...
or become Hugh Hefner's/Bob Guccione/Larry FLint 's son....
i think i tried downloading that and couldnt get it... owh well, i am enjoying exposition right now, so not hurry..
erm,what's wrong with ppl capturing it and post on youtube?
Fook it laa go for the July 12th march! If our machas in Pakistan can march for freedom then why not us! Oh ya its good to be back laying downth the el terroristas comments.
Governement should fear the people not the people should fear the government. Short of sedition, I would say that I would dare our pak menteris to drive around in normal cars rather than gas guzzlers. Potong gaji lu laaa bising sangat!!
I put this dare to KJ the bugger whose Audi A8 gaz guzzler can be seen at Damansara Heights Chef and Brew....i know.....i know, i saw!
C'mon you MPs! Show us the way to save and live frugally and we shall follow. I know the PR is doing it, what about you fools!
hehehehhe good to be back. And what's this fuzz about heavy metal. Blues babe! That's music of the working class. Kenny Wanyne Sheppard, Stevie Ray Vaughn, BB King and Muddy Waters!
The poets of the working stiffs!
And if you want to know our own local blues band, check out Curtis Blues Review.
senorita: The band me recommended is Children of Bodom & the album title is Hatebreeder. Good stuff.
Haven't checked out Exposition yet? How? Ada bagus? Do a review on yer blog la.
Kerp: Nothing wrong with System of A Down. Good metal.
Anba: Wah, very knowledgable on these pick up joints ah . . . Hmmmm, sure you may kahwin ke?
JOnC: Relek la. All good things come to those who wait. As a Kopite, you should be used to that . . .
albertus: good to see you back. But sorry, we have inadvertently made plans fer the 12th July. You also said you joining us what.
No arguemnts bout the blues. Am a fan of Mr Muddy, Stevie Ray, BB , Robert Cray, Howling Wolf, Leadbelly, Lightning Hopkins et al.
But Kenny Wayne . . . hmmm. Curtis - s'pore lah dem fellas.
But you canna say metal is high brow rite! Tis music fer the people irregardless of fashion! And its bloody underground!
oooh... now i know why the posting of the vid on youtube is criminal.. sorry for my ignorance
review on blog? no thanks... i dunno whether u will like it.. i like it though... it is not metal i think.. belongs to the neoclassical category
albertus,terrorist and blues like tak kena la... lol
That dozy fellow we have as a PM goes around in a special edition Waja. Yes its not much of a guzzler, but then the fooker have 4 or 5 escort cars not to mention the outriders. Now the outriders are on motorbikes, not too bad but the fooking escort cars are made up of what? High capacity Mercs, Hilux, BMW etc.
If these talk a lot wankers wanna show leadership by example, lets see them take the fooking unreliable public transport system to work. Or at the very least, all of them "down grade" to a Proton without the plethora of hangers on and escort etc. Lets see them eat at the Mamak or "tai pai tong" instead of 5 star hotels, holiday at PD & take economy instead of business or 1st class...
Niiaaamah.....!!!!
Balaji:-
Itu Jin dalam badan buat gua mcm ni..hehehe
Kahwin lambat lagi...so the future still brite still...
Just harap my future wifey takda baca ini semua...nanti gua gali kubur sendiri...
Anba, we cant be relying on you to supply the chicken. maybe we'll get some other guys to do that for us. no need all the foreigners lar bro, we should go local....hehehhehhe...
hey dudes/dudettes, i'm telling you guys, watch the croatians go. Ballack was made to look like shukor adan!
Toxicity by SOAD is awesommmmmeee!!! Me is coming with Mandeep Kaur and still trying to convince my lil miss sunshine to come as well..
And my band is planning to fuck up our set during Fete de la Musique next friday (20th) at 4.15 pm..It's at HELP college main block, Pusat Bdr Dsara..Come watch us create some impromptu random shit with midi sounds and possibly without a bassist! haha
Tinesh: Wah, belum famous pun sudah Sex Pistols-type chaos ah (no bassist). Remember John Lydon's famous parting shot at their last US show in 79, "Ever felt you've been cheated?".
Anba: Would appear you are a regular at the haunts you mentioned. So, bila you gonna ask us along? :-)
RE: Paradise Lost - downloaded the live @ the Beeb album. Fooking Crap. This once great band descended into third-rate Metallica wannabes after the third LP. However, "Gothic" remains a collussus of an album.
Senorita: Do la review of Exposition. We await to see what yer musings on the album are. Don't be self-conscious, just do it!
kerp: Me agrees with you, Croatia look like they have the determination & fortitude to go all the way unilke perrenial chokers Belanda, Espanyol & Portugal.
I was laughing at how the german effi.... sory i meant stupidity screwd themselves up the arse. Why Lowe started Jansen and Gomez? Both are CRAP.
Crotia work their socks off chasing everything and pressuring them into submission. ;0) My kinda football!!!
Sorry ah! side track abit to footie. Kekekeke
Balaji:-
...Sebab Mulut Badan Binasa. The last thing i need now is to be on the most wanted list of your wifey and other FFS readers wifey ...
regarding:- I quite enjoyed the requiem album bro...better than Finntroll...more to my liking...i guess
anba: Sorry dude, me thinks you are already on their hit list. So you might as well take us fer some "jolly jolly". Hee hee.
Requiem v Finntroll - no worries, janji metal!
pls do look out fer more metal download postings as me intends to put at least one album a week fer you guys to enjoy.
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