Thursday, June 5, 2008

Repent & ye shall be forgiven!

Some say: "The petrol hike was inevitable. Just look at the worldwide market."

Fer Fook's Sake says: "Fook off. Look at the price comparison provided by Life's Like That (http://www.rhyme-n-slime.blogspot.com/) on the price per litre in other petroluem-producing countries. We are getting screwed over!"

Some say: "Prices will fall or at least stabilise in the near future allowing everyone to adjust."

Fer Fook's Sake says: "Fook off. When was the last time the price per barrel (of petrol, not beer . . . actually come to think of it same fooking thing la) came down? Think back again & was the last time yer wage increase commensurate with the fooking inflation rate?"

Some say: "BN is blameless in this. They would not do this as it would affect their popularity & make snap elections unlikely."

Fer Fook's Sake says: "Fook off!!!!! We are being fooking punished fer daring to vote opposition in last elections. Now they are saying, ok, now we show you suffering. They are saying 'repent & we may make things a little more bearble fer you.' Comprende?"

Some say: "Petrol subsidies eat into a third of the national budget. How la?"

Fer Fook's Sake says: "Fooking Barisan Najis lost power in five of the richest states. They need to fill their coffers some other way; so let the rakyat tanggung la."

ps: One last thing, to all those who thought that the space tourism programme was a milestone in Malaysian achievement & was well worth the money, what the fook do you think now? (Yes, me actually knows some people who thought it was a gemilang moment fer our nation) . . .

pps: Same people also thought what a geat honour it was fer our soldiers to be part of the change of guard at fooking Buckingham Palace . . .

ppps: Also same people who think buying old submarines fer several billion each is a good idea & that our cost of living is still CHEAP!!!

27 comments:

Afif said...

True dat, I totally feel you bro. Serves those people who voted for Barang Naik right. You @#$%&*!ers

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

reading all the feedbacks from the rakyat today, there were some who forwarded solutions that could have been taken instead of making such hasty decision. pakdol proves yesterday the rakyat was right all along, that he's not a capable leader.

i know i'll face the rap from you and few others for what i'm about to say now. but here goes anyway...

if only the Grand Old Man was still in the office he would be able to pull us out of this deep shit and minimise the impact that's hitting us hard now. he did that once before, way back in 1997.

ok i'll come back once you got a new entry posted...hehehehehe

Tinesh said...

I agree with Kerp la. As much as i dislike the Old Dude, he's smarter than Badawi.

Motherfucking hell! Im not allowed to take the car out for shits anymore, it's like Im grounded and it's not my fault. Pukimak sial

Anba said...

Balaji...
if the Gomen thinks this is punishment fer voting the Opposition...me thinks its not wise coz the ppls frustration will increase evenmore...
Fer one..no one is being transparent on how come the oil price is increasing like this...i fer one would like to know the economics behind this...
Remember bck in 2003 when US invaded iraq thas when the oil price began to increase...then they blamed on consumption frm China and India and when hurricane Katrina hit the gulf of mexico they said that also contributed to the oil increase..
But to fully put the blame on Badawi's Gomen its not fair...
Abt Dr M i dunno...
but they said that they want to leave the oil price to market value...
thats even worse...
rite...
After so many abuses frm family members and frens...
meself just bout a second hand car abt 2 weeks ago...it had already bleed me dry... and now just me luck petrol naik sudah...gua skrg mcm kena tendang kat testikel gua...Manyak Sakit..

anfield devotee said...

afif: But ALL are made to pay!
Yo dude, we are organising an informal get-together of bloggers (pls see previous posting); care to join us bro? Talk cock bout Rafa's tactics etc.

kerp: But can you think of anyone more moronic than Bodohwi? Haiyo, anyone will look like Einstein next to this so-called leader.

anba: I hear you. Not all blame can be laid at BN's door. But the fact remains, the sudden steep increase could have been handled so much better.
The way things are going, a crime wave is almost inevitable as some resort to more desperate solutions.
Fact remains, it is almost impossible to stomach the fact that as a oil producing nation; we are paying so much. Where is all the money going?

But me main bone of contention is this; why are we having to foot the bill fer all the vanity projects - eg space tourism? Even National Servioce is designed to make some BN fookers rich.

Meanwhile we pay higher tolls just to make soem BN cronies rich.

When is it going to all stop? When we have the balls to finally kick dem BN bastards out opf office!!!!!

ps: Anba, what car did you buy la? Me is also a sucker fer old cars. Currently own two Minis & also bought an 17-year old MX5 last year. Tell me bout the burning hole in pocket & family bising bit!

Achilles said...

AD: What you said is so true. This is just fooking bullshit when money which could have been well spent is spent on cock like eating kuih raya in space...WTF. How has all that helped us one bit?

As fer BN trying to punish us... i dunno bro... i think bodohwi knows (as the rest of fooking country also knows) his days are numbered and he is desperately trying to milk the cash cow as much as he can before he gets booted out. With reduced subsidy he has more money to waste on other usless junk (maybe bulding a kuih raya factory in space) where he or his family members will get a cut.

Jon-C said...

in the wise word of axel rose of G&R - "welcome to the jungle"

damn it i need to really lock myself in the house in the weekends to cut down my petrol expences but fook lar other stuff price also go up like mad.

thanks for fooking everyone inside out pak "tidur" lah

Bernard said...

All the more reason now for me to hassle the mechanic to complete the transformation of my Mini, more bang for the buck-mah, compared to the Naza. Have been toying seriously for the past 2 months of getting a bike (the pedal kind) to get myself into shape. Looks like there is another reason now to take up cycling.

anfield devotee said...

bernard: Ya lah, long live the original green car - the Mighty Mini! Did you know that the Mini was designed by Sir Alec Issigonnis in response to the Suez Canal Crisis that threthened to blow the price of petrol out of the stratosphere in the 50s.

Achilles: You may be right there, dungu might be thinking swindle as much as he can before fooking off to retirement in Switzerland.

JonC: Me has already stocked up on beer at home. Cut cost. No choice.

senorita.. said...

my first thought when heard about the fuel price was "fuck! i'm in the marketing line"

and double fuck for shitty public transport...

Jon-C said...

My first visit to a petrol station after the price hike resulted in 75 bucks for not even 30l of fuel!!!

My pathetic kenari's petrol tank capacity is about 40l, meaning to pump it full will cost me 108 bucks. Whathafook!

It's gonna be painful! And some more damn big "G" got the balls to say "ubah cara hidup" but do they know how to answer this - "SAMPAI BILA?"

anfield devotee said...

JonC: sampai mati la . . .

Anba said...

Balaji:-
Me just bought an 18 year old Proton Saga 1.5i Mega Valve...hidup Malaysia...it's a frens car... me just bought it to get use to driving back..after 10 yrs of getting my Driving license... and let it lying idle..i'm finally putting it 2 use...
hehehe!!!
The only saving grace it's the sound sytem...nuthin to shout abt but its ok fer me...

muststopthis said...

Bernard, looks like its a race to get fit! Me oso thinking bout it...cycling 6 km to work!

Bala....stocking up on beer are we? You back to the amber fluid oredi?
tsk tsk tsk...can walk ah?

anfield devotee said...

tony: Not really but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do . . .

anba: There me was thinking here's a classic car buff la. . .

premo said...

"Change lifestyle. Change spending habits. Change attitudes."

While Government and kuncu kuncu get to Change car, change wife, change salary and ultimately change country la once they bleeed this one dry with us in it as well.

Time to change the government. Or else they wont be a nation left to manage...

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

bala,

the carnival walk planned will be held on the 12th of july. anyone of the FFS lads be joining the rally you think?

*pundek la this mozzz...where the hell is he la??

Azer Mantessa said...

have a nice weekend :-)

done waxing my bike ... hehehe

Bernard said...

Link to an article in the Malay Mail on Tuan Kerp's blogsite.

http://www.mmail.com.my/Current_News/mm/
Friday/Blogspot/20080606100112/Article
/index_html

Special mention made of FFS. Now why didn't they print the name in full. Waheeyyyyyy...famous person in the house!!

anfield devotee said...

Kerp: Read the Malay Mail article. Waaah, somebody famous lah. And well done fer taking a couple of left jabs at the current administartion.

Everyone else: Pls note Tuan Kerp was kind enough to give a shout out to all the FFS lads. Thanx dude!

To read the article, pls go to link: http://www.mmail.com.my/Current_News/mm/
Friday/Blogspot/20080606100112/Article
/index_html

ps: Kerp, me thinks we just stick to original plan of 12 July as Bernard said. Venue: Fatty Crab or Mr Muru's TBC.

premo: Can you please contact Moz bout gathering?

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

chief/bernard,

hey thanks guys. its not really a big deal i can swear my wheels are still firmly on the ground. and i'll definitely email to you guys once i got the interview in soft copy.

anfield devotee said...

kerp: sure or not? sekarang dah famous, we'll probably see less of you in these less fashionable parts . . .

j or ji said...

MULTINATIONAL CORPORATION GENOCIDE OF THE STARVING NATION....
MULTINATIONAL CORPORATION GENOCIDE OF THE STARVING NATION....
MULTINATIONAL CORPORATION GENOCIDE OF THE STARVING NATION....

protes to survive!

anfield devotee said...

j or ji: Yup, Napalm Death says it all . . . SCUM!

ps: You taking notes Mr Fuddy Duddy Life's Like That?

nanda666 said...

just my oil & gas 2 cents worth....I oversee 10 offshore installations that produce on average 50,000 bbls per day. That's 500,000 bbls per day that translates to 1.825 million bbls per year. Thats USD 24.65 Billion. That's doesn't include our pipelines going to Kerteh, Sabah and Sarawak offshore terminals, etc. The total (P&C pls) daily production is in the range of 3 million bbls per day....you do the math.

anfield devotee said...

nanda: There you have it people, straight from the horses mouth. But joe, don't la go post things on a blog & then say its 'P&C'. Wha Tha Fook? hee hee

nanda666 said...

P & C for bloggers la....hahaha!!!