Monday, July 21, 2008

Go Away Monday Blues!

Me knows a lot of you will be down & depressed on this bleak as fook Monday morning. Not least due to the news reports of PAS donning its best hooker get-up & engaging in some kerbside action with UMNO (more on this later).

So me dear colleague, the infamous Szu Pau, has kindly "donated" this pix of her in a similarly compromising position with her mate, Madam Scarfei. Me believes this will cheer you guys up as you are cordially invited to caption the above photo.

ps: Let's try to keep it respectable, ok?

pps: Winner of this caption competition will win a framed copy of the pix signed by the models themselves.

33 comments:

Jon-C said...

Ummmmmmm........ pau!

How about that? Kekekeke.

*JonC grabs his laptop and cabutz*

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

ooh-la-la!

but since we have to be discreet with our comment, i chose not to forward my views on that matter totally.

got tons of shit to do la boss.

re: Nirvana- i was struggling with me own life when Kurt decided to take his. i was on my deathbed when someone whispered to me a rock legend had passed away. i was in a traumatic state and got a little confused back then- did he say axl rose or kurt cobain. even prayed to God to let it be the former. cobain left almost exactly 2 months after i lost my walking ability.

oh! sorry boss didnt mean to get all emotional and shit. cant help it, blame the monday blues.

even the lesbian action only got me half-excited.

*can i save the picture for later use?

kihkihhhhhhh...

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

ok since jonc started the ball rolling, i might as well have a go at it and who knows might get the fucking blues away.

mmmmmm...ningku pau!!!

hehehehehe...

ok, me gotta cabut as well.

anfield devotee said...

JonC: Ha ha . . . good one.

Kerp: Me takes it you concur that Nirvana's Unplugged is a fooking work of art? As fer being emotional, dude, yer a far stronger (& fatter) character than Kurt la.

As fer yer caption, me is quite shocked that you kept it so mild. So unlike the Kerp we know.

As fer you getting only half-excited, will tell Miss Szu Pau she is "losing it" . . . hee hee.

Anba said...

Mmmm....More Milk For my Chinese Tea Please...TQ...

anfield devotee said...

Fooker Anba! HA HA! Great one!

my caption?
Szu Pau's Camwhore Moments Pt XXVII . . .

premo said...

Anba: Dammit bro you stole my thunder! That was gonna be my caption!! Duh... what I can say la great minds think alike hahaha :P

Jon-C said...

Oh gawd what have i started? Muahahaha freaking good imaginations the whole lot of us FFS kaki.

anfield devotee said...

Oh yes, you are entitled to put more than one entry fer this comp; so fire away people . . .

jpwombat said...

Behind the Scene

The Photographer: "DON'T YOU DARE BITING ON IT!

for a split second...

*something squirts*

The Photographer: "BUY ME ANOTHER GAP SHIRT!!!!"

anfield devotee said...

jp: finally, welcome to Fer Fook's Sake comments box!

Care to further enlighten us on the sound effects?

jpwombat said...

Mister B, I'm risking my life responding to your words, you know that?

Therefore, no further comment/SFX can be offered.

I'm too young to die. I haven't had enough beers.

kthxbye

Devilish Princess said...

JP: Ahem.... u need a gap shirt... ok, I need a plastic surgery for my face.

anfield devotee said...

jp: miss pau is making the sound effects here in the office but like you live in fear of Scarfei & dare not publish it here.

So Scarfei, if you are reading this, miss pau said the sound wasn't so much as squeek but rather that of floodgates bursting open! Fwwwwooooossshhh!

Ha ha ha . . . this is yer friend la. ha ha (*poke fire*)

Jon-C said...

Fuiyoh! Sfx also got.

Entry no. 2: "pau"saurus - ROAR! Feed me pau or i'll bite!

Achilles said...

AD: Mmm.... keeping it decent going to be hard-lah. i am just like premo... the first thing that popped into my mind was "Got Milk?"

but since anba beat us to it and he added that chinese tea bit, i personally think anba got the best line so far-lah. So if we could vote for our favourite answers, i would vote anba...

anfield devotee said...

JonC: Ha ha . . . on a roll ah today.

Achilles: So decent means you cannot put a caption? Haiyo . . . Try la. You are a copywriter after all.

Anba said...

I actually wanted to introduce FFS blog to my future wifey...but after goin thru my post.... i guess better not...heheheh...

Jon-C said...

Lazy to work lah. So let my imagination run free / wild in blog land lah. Kekekeke!

Achilles said...

AD: Can think of caption-lah, but it won't be funny-lah.

But like me said earlier, if i had to and me was before anba, my caption would be "got milk?"

mozisgod said...

fuhhyyoh. hari nie gua rajin giler masuk blog..heheheheh.

captions:-
1. "exsqueeeze me"; &
2. "please insert coin - 1P or 2P".

not gonna explain, as jon-c said. let yer mind go wild.:))

anba, nice one.

tuan kerPIC: mwahhaha. thought of savin one myself.

ms.szupau: er..yes, will shut up now. by an chance we do come face to face - DO NOT glass me. :)

HAVE A GOOD WEEK AHEAD FELLAS

anfield devotee said...

anba: He he, you intorduce yer wifey here at yer own risk. Like ye said, yer earlier posts will raise plenty of question marks!

moz: exsqueezeme! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Life's Like That said...

"Mommy, mommy! Pau-pau hungwy!"

Achilles said...

Anba: Do what i do... i only show my wifey all the non risky stuff like all the metal and political discusssions. all other's safer to buat tak tahu.

and if worse case scenario you get caught... just blame AD only-lah... say "you know-lah that bala is dirty minded... what to do" hahahahahahahaa

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

hey come on, szu pau's still a great turn on. i'm just trying to be decent for this whole week. after all Anba plans to introduce his future wifey to this blog, so it'd do you great favor that i shut the hell up...hehehehe...

senorita.. said...

szu pau:my precious.......... my precious double D bak chang... *drool*

-of course, Miss Szu Pau was famished when the pix was taken-

ps:hope models are cool with this caption.

=P

Tinesh said...

Ka pow!pow!

Kopite78 said...

Come to mama!!!!!

Kopite78 said...

BTW...just updated me blog...after almost 3 months.....you guys would be interested to read my new post...I must say I am utterly sickened by this

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

bala,

ok la boss, i know you'd be restless till i spewed something on this...here goes.

Local Bite: Delicious God-made Muffins!

Mark said...

The table mat thingy says it all really.

scarfei said...

*Cough*
ScarFei is just a letter away from ScaryFei.

and now...

You guys are DEAD!

I *FFWWWWWOOOOOSSSSHHHHH* !!!!!!!!

anfield devotee said...

(*splutter*) (*cough*) (*gasping*)

he he . . . aunty, good to see you could see the funny side of this posting. In fact, there's no other side besides the funny side.

So you & szu pau have to decide which one caption will win the exclusive framed & signed photograph!

We await yer judgement . . .