Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Ladyboy v Bung - who would you vote fer?

This was spotted in today's edition of The Sun:

Bankok: A Thai transvestite with an excellent record for community service has been appointed district chief of a village in Samut Prakan province despite his cross-dressing tendencies.

Choochat Dulayapraphatsorn, 46, defeated three other more traditionally male candidates in a local election for district chief of Tai Ban mai village in Samut Prakan, 30kn north of Bangkok.

Although a self-confesses cross-dresser who goes by the name of "Jae Kob" or "Sister Kob" when in drag, Choochat said he won the election because of his long record of community service, including crime prevention, catching pythons that have slipped into people's houses and vaccinating pet dogs against rabies. (!!!)

"I'm confident that every one here loves and accepts me," Choochat told the Bangkok Post.

Dear FFS regulars, compare the above with our own elected rep - Bung Mokthar. Our MP from Kinabatangan is only useful in making the wrong headlines & not much else (in case you haven't heard, Mr Bung was caught on TV showing opposition MPs a rude gesture). The Thai rep fooking wrestles with pythons la, fer fook's sake!

ps: Pix is not Choochat but me has a strange feeling that dear old Choochat has similarly "striking", ahem, features, which would go a long way towards explaining the electoral success, python wrestling notwithstanding . . .

33 comments:

j or ji said...

serius gua syok ingat itu gambar real punya MP..ceh!

nway..Bung Kinabatangan is and idiot from hell.

Bernard said...

http://www.bangkokpost.com/080708_
News/08Jul2008_news10.php

Follow link for news with pix of Sister Kob who truly have been elected for being able to serve the community unlike the many reps we have in Parliament. Cakap aje terror..

Bernard said...

j or ji : Ladyboys your thing then??

Jon-C said...

My MP can be a donkey for all i care as long as she/he takes care of the constituents and help them.

anfield devotee said...

j or ji: Ha ha! As you can see Bernard has kindly provided us with link to real pix.
BTW, have you downloaded the Death Angel album? Any comments? How bout the Satyricon LPs?

Bernatd: Cheers. And yes, have you checked out Satyricon as well? Me thinks you will like.

JonC: Unfortunately, too many donkeys in our Dewans . . .

Bernard said...

AD : Re Satyricon - the video was a right laugh...but that's about it. Just not my cuppa.

titoki said...

anfieddevotee, sorry couldn't make it to the dinner this weekend. You guys enjoy yourself. Need to help out my bro at the Bon Odori Festival in Shah Alam. Need to be there before 6PM.

senorita.. said...

erm, d pix u posted is originally a girl or...?

anfield devotee said...

titoki: No worries. Next time.

senorita: yes, its a or . . .

Bernard: Ya, agreed the video was fooking crap but me thought the tunes were killer! Nevermind.

Jon-C said...

Donkeys that carry the their weight is okay. But those in the parliment do nothing but make "eeeee ooooorrr eeee oooor" noise.

senorita.. said...

oi AD, u into those 'or ...' ar?

off topic, i watched Pulp Fiction. fucking gross me out when that mob boss got raped..

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

dude, put a monkey as kinabatangan candidate the next GE and my vote sure to go for this primate.

anfield devotee said...

senorita: To answer yer question, a resounding, 'No'. However, me knows plenty of women who are irked by a MAN's ability to have a waist size of 20 & able to fit into that tiny black dress!

As fer Pulp Fiction . . . FINALLY! And can you imagine how disturbed us guys were by that scene? You gotta admit it, the film fully deserves the Palm D'Or it won at Cannes. Fooking genius!

Kerp: Bung thinks he fooking gansta. Maybe someone should stuff a pool ball in his mouth & arse fook him like in Pulp Fiction to teach this mf a lesson he'll never forget . . .

senorita.. said...

i know this is a lil' slow on my part.. but i find it funny how this Thai transvestite got a place in the Gov. by doing all that s/he has done.. it's great n the people of Thailand can see it and thus voted for her.. au contraire, those desperately holding on to their titles/jobs in our country ride in Beemers,stay in luxurious big houses and have god knows how many butlers/servants to order ard... i doubt they even know what to do when (hopefully soon..) faced with a snake during one of the 'friendly rounds' in the local village...

'do not underestimate the power of stupid ppl in a large grp'-it can very well cripple a country

just my 2cents

Mark said...

It's a real joke that a cunt like Bung Mokthar is a Menteri. He is an ignorant classless git. Read the papers yesterday? He tried to justify his rude gesture by claiming all he did was put one hand on top of the other.

anfield devotee said...

becky: Yup, read it. Typical. But he ain't the only one. BN fookers all don't have any sense of accountability. Do whatever the fook they want & then give some flimsy excuse. Case closed.

All this shit fer decades, Malaysians say nothing at all. All of a sudden, tons of people suddenly find Anwar's rhethoric tiresome & they are suspicious. Me is wondering where were all the sceptics during the 22-years of Mahathirism which has led us down this road?

BTW, you joining us fer makan or not at 5pm, sat?

senorita: see above. Bet you Choochat is a better administrator than the fooking pricks we have in govt . . .

Mark said...

Bumped into Premo at the gym the other day! Anyway I told him I'd meet with you guys since it's been awhile.

The quality of their excuses equal to the quality of their work isn't it? If you're going to screw up, at least put some effort into coming up with a good excuse but noooooo... "Engkau ingat rakyat bodoh ka?".

Seriously, I've been thinking of professions that i could be good at. While I don't have the required skill to flip burgers, I think most of us can excel in what these MPs do. After all I've been cooking excuses to get me out of trouble since I was a wee little lad.

anfield devotee said...

beckY: Yeah dude, am sure yer Cindy Crawford mole will look great on electoral posters. All the ladies sure vote fer you one la!

Becky fer MP!

Which party though? PAS?

Mohan said...

Ad, Senorita: Try Reservoir Dogs!!
M.

Life's Like That said...

Senorita : Yes, try Reservoir Dogs too!

All : I was working with the AFC in Bangkok last year for the Asian Cup football finals. A large number of volunteers happen to be ladyboys. They are accepted by Thais who treat them like they would anyone else. I was a little "Janggal" at the beginning dealing with them b'cos their pretty looks certainly deserves a more "Feminine" voice! But they are just as capable as anyone else. So I am not surprised that one of them has become an MP.

senorita.. said...

oh thx... hey peeps, if have any suggestion of nice movies, pls dun hesitate to suggest to me. i rent DVDs about once a week,usually have not much idea on what to watch

=)

so far i caught 'American Beauty'-US and 'Amerie'-french movie.. and i thought they're pretty good.. of course,Pride & Prejudice (i know, P&P is a chick flick)

Mohan said...

Senorita: American Beauty, a classic! You meant Amelie right?? One of the most mazing movies that kept me stoned happy for 2 days. You might want to try Natural Born Killers too!
M.

Anba said...

Senorita:-
Try these Movies

Romper Stomper
Maniac
Cannibal Holocaust
I spit on your Grave
Straw Dogs
Irreversible
Man bites Dog
Ichi the Killer
Salo : 120 days in sodom
Rambo 4:
Yamakasi
The Joy luck Club

2 Name a Few...

anfield devotee said...

Mohan: Reservoir Dogs - watched a zillion times as me bought all the early Tarantino flicks on LD (ouch!). Also read the screen plays & can see why dear old Quentin was pissed at Oliver Stone's take on Natural Born Killers.
BTW, did you see True Romance? Script was also penned by Quentin.

senorita: Old film recommendations, pls refer back to Top 5 movies posting. There were loads of suggestions there - Seven Samurai (Akiro Kurosaw), Godfather I & II (Francis Ford Coppola), Apocalypse Now (FF Coppola), Mean Streets (Martin Scorcese), Taxi Driver (Scorcese),Goodfellas (Scorcese), Gandhi (Richard Attenbourough), etc.

As fer something more up to date, check out War,Inc starring John Cusack - a biting satire on USA's warmongering. In the film, war will be privatised in the near future as it is the biggest commercial enterprise there is!!!

LLT: So you pinched a Ladyboy's arse & got fooking slapped izzit?

anfield devotee said...

anba: Rambo4?

Icchi the Killer rocks dude!

Mark said...

LA Confidential, Usual Suspects, Dogma, Mall Ratz, Chasing Amy... yup yup, Jay & Silent Bob fan here.

senorita.. said...

wah... ok ok... will always refer back to this page before i visit the shop.. thank u all

what abt 'Mean Machine'? footie show..?

senorita.. said...

M,yes yes Amelie.. =) typo.

pretty different huh that show. i like movies like this. it makes u think

Jon-C said...

Rambo 4 is nothing but a blood bath kekekekekee.

Why not you try some musicals? Hehehehe, and be happy and merry.

anfield devotee said...

Mean Machine. ori with Burt reynolds was quite good. Remake with Vinny Jones was utter crap !!!

Life's Like That said...

Caught a little of Rambo 4 while passing by a DVD shop in Summit shopping centre. They were killing ppl with anti-aircraft bullets! What a waste!

AD : Did not get near enuf to do anything to them.

Anba said...

Balaji:-
For this year after watching movies at the cinema..the only movie that made me feel really worth and puas watching was Rambo 4...if you manage to watch the DVD is even better...
For me its the movie fast,bloody and full with raining blood hehehhe...
The Final scene was nice also...rambo balik kampung...jumpa ayah...touching...
Me like it very much...
Horton hears a Who was nice also...

anfield devotee said...

anaba: ok ok . . . RamboIV kicks ass. got it.

So what did you think of Satyricon's debut LP? Bagus?