Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Union of the Snake

It was reported yesterday in the Malaysian Nanban (or some such shitty publication) that the Union of Malaysian Snakes had filed a police report against assemblycoont, Hamidah Osman. Why? Fer daring to insinuate that there should even be any question as to which should a person whack first.

"Of course the Indian lah," they hissed, "Many of us are endangered you know, unlike Indians who are just dangerous . . . "
Meanwhile, Hamidah has clarified her remarks by saying she wanted to emphasise how pro-environment BN had become. "Snakes are wonderful creatures which are vital to our eco-system. Indians do nothing fer the environment as their todi breath is causing a huge hole in the ozone."


ps: To those who continuously say they are fed up with Pakatan Rakyat, well, they aren't even allowed to ask questions in the respective Dewans but fooking coonts like Hamidah can make such wonderful remarks bout their fellow countrymen.

pps: To those who say the Opposition have no experience in running the country, please justify Hamidah's role in nation-building.
ppps: How come shit like this never gets published as part of BN's "report card"?

43 comments:

Mohan said...

chill dude,
What! Hamidah in the nude and a python wrapped around her!.. Quite Sexy dude! Xenophobics are eveywhere but that's still not gonna stop me from knowing that I'm a brother-in-law to a Malay, a godson to a Malay, an ex-boyfriend to a chinese, a neighbour to a sikh and more importantly an alien to my ex. cat! Don't let the bastards grind you down!
RESPECT, M.
p/s: Maybe the next time the HINDRAF dudes go out they might want to be having playcards ... that say SAVE THE SNAKES!!!

anfield devotee said...

mohan: Yeah, will NEVER give in to the xenophobic coonts.

But me is merely highligting the "quality" people BN populate in our Dewans.

Pakatan Rakyat make one small mistake . . . people fed up la . . . disappointed . . . bla bla bla . . .

ps: More music on the way. Glad to see you digging Probot!

akuani said...

(maybe i'm masochistic here I dunno)

The caliber of most of our politicians do leave quite a bit to be desired. Govt. or Opposition.

I think in this last election, the Opposition had a good array of educated enlightened individuals (although some of them still leave me wondering) BN on the other hand kept to the same formula - hence the lack thereof gray matter between 2 ears.

But if I might share a personal view. Ever since the HINDRAF issue, in most instances when you are dealing with the majority of the demographic breakdown of this country, you find there's an undeniable 'hatred' for the lack of a better word.

I think the issue here is all these 50 years, they've always viewed the the financially stronger Orientals as the threat to their arrogance.

Not your average labour class macha/'machi' lost in their oblivion of samsu, disinterested in educating themselves, drowning in their apathy as to their rights as people of this nation. The Indians and largely the Tamils (due to the very interesting segregate divide and rule policy of the Brits) are almost a lost race.

Given many have also risen above their peers, but percentage wise these numbers are insignificant compared to the majority.

Comes HINDRAF, the average macha raising his voice asking for recognition of his contribution in building this country and equality in the sharing of the spoils ... WTF and this was seen by the Malays as treason to an extent.

Therefore the equation to the snake ... pro environment my fat toosh!

But genocide claim was a bit far fetched even for me man.

*somehow I can feel I am going to get beaten up again on this comments* - I am a masochist it seems ... then again I am Indian, fer fook sakes we were conditioned thus!

As for THAT woman, she's just a wonderful example of arrogance and a sorry excuse for a representative. If it were a choice between her and the snake - I'd save the snake ... and beat her up!

Bernard said...

The answer of who to whack is easily solved if the person with the stick is a Chinaman. Contrary to popular belief, the Chinaman is not racist at all as surely the Ah Pek will whack the snake. Why-ah? Can make soup with the snake-mah, then share-share with his Matcha friend over some todi-loh. Bloody "heaty" though...

akuani said...

hahahaa Bernard that's a good one :))

I had one Chinaman friend from Pahang who used to tell me "we Chinaman eat anything the back faces the sun" - I made sure I never had the sun on my back!!! *Ouch!*

Jon-C said...

Being a Perakian, that champion of an ADUN really eats the cake as the most "brilliant" piece of Barang Naik work.

Fooking ignorant! Fooking arrogant! Fooking stoooopid! She had all the hallmarks of a great BN "snake!" Pun intended.

theALBERTUS said...

Oh well stupidiy at its best. This is why we have professional political consultants, to avoid our politicians from saying stupid things.

Anyone up to set up a political consulting ala lobbying firm ala washington dc style. Can make some money from stupidity!!

I mean we've all heard these stupid comments before but for someone to say in public is another matter. *sigh* when will people learn that racism doesn't work.

akuani said...

but wait ... just a thought here

would you rather 'hear' racism within the limits of your own cliques and circles than to hear it publicly?

you see this is the problem with the 'Tolerance' we practice - remember I tolerate you really means I dislike you but I put up with you because I choose to..

I rant yet once again its Appreciation of Diversity, not Tolerance of it ...

Total morons we have in public positions ... and let me say it again, I ain't racist, I just hate everybody equally - at least I admit it!

Achilles said...

Question: if you come across a fooking pandi and a politican who should you kill?
Answer:Kill the damn politican, mince him up and then feed the pandi. Sorry to say, but as you know. pigs will eat anything, even rotten garbage, so why not politicians.

Bernard said...

Then with a nice fattened up pandi, slaughter the bugger make bak kut teh, BBQ ribs, curry etc from the various parts...

Life's Like That said...

Ani : A chinaman fren once told me, "I eat anything that breathes". I said, "what abt human meat"? If it is tender enuf, I will too! Where's the stick? I think we need to whack this bugger first!

AD : Hamidah is the epitome of stupidity. To utter those words at this time is just irresponsible. But as usual, nothing is gonna come out of it, just like the infamous "Bocor" slur!

akuani said...

You see you understand the predicament of knowing a Chinaman now :)) - huge hockey stick in my booth - will that help some :))

Achilles: This self declared 'oinskter' (circa model 1971) takes offense to that derogatory comment on my fellow oinks! We be such adorable critters and all edible mind you!

only the pigs in 3 world countries eat garbage, they live quite happy lives as pets in Kiwi land and the likes till slaughter time ...

Achilles said...

Akuani: me is a big pandi fan as well... that's why i had to say sorry in me comments when i made it. hehehehee

Bernard: my stomach already rumbling thinking of the various delicacies we can make from the all purpose pandi.

But like i always say... the only good politician is a dead one. this phrase is starting to make more and more sense everyday as the drama of our political scene unfolds. sigh...

anfield devotee said...

akuani: The pro environment jibe was me being ironic la.

achilles: Only good politician is a dead one? Plenty of merit to that argument but alas, they are an necessary evil fer a democracy to function. HEnce its up to US to make sure PIGS like the Hamidah are booted out of public office.

Albertus: Look forward to yer consultancy being set up. But that would also mean you'll be working fer mainly BN pricks as they are the stupid ones.

LLT: Unlike other Chinaman, you apa apa pun tak makan . . . lamb, chicken skin, etc etc.

JonC: Food fer thought - Is it possible she is merely reflecting the current mood of certain groups who view Indian demands via Hindraf as an insult to""Ketuanan Melayu"?

Bernard: You left out siew yok . . .

akuani said...

AD: don't take everything I say so literally please hehehe

I was being sarcastic in my usual twisted way - not to you ... but about that female (was reading the newspaper yesterday and nearly puked at her retraction)

anfield devotee said...

akuani: as you would say "soooweee"! Hee hee.

A friend of mine (Anand The Silent Observer) has this theory - that she is actually longing fer some Indian snake . . . just came out all wrong in the dewan . . . hmmmm.

premo said...

The only good politician is a dead one. 'Nuff said.

anfield devotee said...

premo: Sorry, did you see me retort to Achilles?

Besides, its a dirty job & someone's gotta to do it . . .

akuani said...

Indian Snake??? *falls over laughing* - aiya what is this country coming too???

premo said...

AD: Then maybe democracy isn't the way to equality and freedom anymore. Maybe its worth revisiting the tenets of socialism and Karl Marx?

nanda666 said...

don't know la.....I have been dealing with loads of India Indians all through my career and sorry to say....I used that same line on them too...why???? becos they "belit-belit" kow kow la!!!! I really would have killed them over the snakes anytime!!! But hey....simple fact is....STEREOTYPING IS WRONG!! Saying all Indian are drunkards, all chinese are crooks,all Malays are lazy, all BN politician are bad, etc, etc is just wrong. Period.
And doing it publically......BODOH LAAAA

Mohan said...

premo: Salam! Like Engels said: 'the philosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways, the point however is to change it!'
You stating your comments here freely certainly is democarcy at work! Would't want to go back to the cold war era where everyone was getting buggered by Saiful!

Mohan said...

haha.. Keling mabuk!..reaching for that doubleScotch now!
hahahaha. Wondering where i can get toddy here!...hmmmm
M.

Bernard said...

Nanda : I take offence at being called a crook. I'm not that low class. I'm better & more professional than a crook...I'm a lawyer. Drunkard summore, & showing lazy traits now by commenting on this blog at 3.43pm instead of working. So, with all of those traits...I qualify to be called a true Malaysian or not????

~Angry Chinaman who's wishing he's in a pub now~

anfield devotee said...

premo: Even in a democarcy we've got the BN fookers behaving like facists & treating the country like their personal fiefdom.

What more when we adopt a system which allows fer absolute power?

Me too was once in thrall of the marxist ideal. But dude, Communism can never work fer one simple reason . . . humans are inherently greedy.

Only way to utopia is perhaps to be like a simple, religious state headed by a wise guru ala Dalai Lama. Oh, me forgets, they got screwed by the commies . . .

Nanda: Bugger, this fella now thinks he is Irish or what . . .? Hee hee

Mohan: What you mean there's no Lil Brickfields/Banting in yer part of town?

Akuani: Indian Snake twirling in me pants!!! Ha ha!

Anba said...

Black Snake Moan,or Moaning fer a Black Snake Hamidah?

anfield devotee said...

mohan / akuani: Seen Anaconda, the porno version - pronounced Annehkonda? Available from a quality smut dealer near you or . . . Kerp!

Hee hee . . .

Bernard: You boss what? So shut down & go to the pub & behave like a typical macha la. Drunk before 5pm!

nanda666 said...

hey...the examples given was for what not to say la....haiyo...and for the record....Not ALL Irish are dumb...(AD...if you though of saying," only the one that married the indian guy...STUFF IT!!! :P)

Bernard said...

Ah...in fact I'm going to do that right now. I'm off to Mid Valley, wife wants to do some shopping & I'll be at Finnegans doing Happy Hour! Who's free? Come now & we'll take this discussion about Matcha, Cina & Melayu snakes further...

Ciao!

Pint of Strongbow please.

anfield devotee said...

Nanda: Eh, it was Bernard who took offence to yer stereotypes la woi!
The Irish jibe was coz of yer wanting to beat yer Inidan workers with a stick . . .

As fer the stupid Irish bit . . . Ha ha ha! Me wouldn't say that coz yer the third (yes, 3rd!) macha me knows who are now hitched to Irish lasses!
Seriously, me thinks there's a secret project to try breed the ultimate terrorist by fusing Irish & Tamil Tiger genes!

nanda666 said...

Hey...me also have an Iranian and southern Thai neighbour!!

nick m said...

now to bring the discussion back to the topic of today's post. what this woman deserves is a steel-capped boot to the head. end of story.

anfield devotee said...

nick: Yer too kind . . . honestly, how very saintly of you . . .

Me preference, throw her in a pit of venomous snakes with Indian holding on to rope ladder . . .

ps: (off topic) am downloading Death Angel's latest album. Remember them?!!?

k_saegaran said...

Macha, you're blog never shies away from pandi curry. When will i have the honour to sample some of that famous dish? And the lady's comment again highlights BN's stupidity.

nick m said...

i thought a steel-capped boot would be quite appropriate. a kerbing would be the ultimate though.

sure i remember them. gila babi heavy!

anfield devotee said...

segar: Yup, yet people still vote fer em.

Pandi curry? When everton win the champions league? ha ha ha ha . . . ok sorry la, just couldn't resist that peluang la. Soon bro.

nick: Kerbing . . . hmmmm, she's ugly enough as it is. In fact a kerbing might even improve her lookd & she might just snare herself a Indian snake!

ps: Will let you know what the new DA album sounds like. If any good, me will post link here. Filipina rocks!

Mohan said...

AD: here's one for you!..something of a rendition i wrote about 10 years ago(and can't remember too being much too smashed!).
---------
MALAYSIA1971

si apek duduk bercangkung tepi longkang;
menanti anugerah malaikat sengsara;
menilik susu kat kedai runcitnya;
meludah ke langit...
akhirnya jatuh ke mukanya kembali!

si Raju terbaring di tepi longkang;
mabuk dalam puaka ketandusan;
muntah ke langit....
akhirnya jatuh ke mukanya kembali!

si Ahmad duduk ditepi longkang,
bermain gitar, menanti ongkos biasiswa yang digelap Pak Menteri;
mendengus ke langit.....
akhirnya jatuh ke mukanya kembali.
---------------
Point is no one should tell me who my friends are, and how i should live life based on racial biasness!(think BN fucks who're running around like chickens trying to confuse ppl. to survive). FUCK them for ever bringing race in to the equation!!! I'm proud to be a Malaysian, the only languages I know are Malay and English, and I used to sit around Hang Tuah's grave(at Pantai Kundor) all the time..my best place in the world!
M.
I'm a Malaysian and nothing less.. hope things work out well there!

Mohan said...

p/s: I'm a Malaysian, definitely not a Malaysian Indian.(perhaps a Malaysian pisshead though!)

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

sorry guys, been having difficulty logging in. streamyx in me area been totally totaly fucked up la today. so anyway, nothing much else can be said of this sow except i really feel sorry for her instead of all my macha friends. she's a real disgrace to her own race, country and religion. the MSM fuckers, tv3 and rtm esp should blow this one up but no, she's lucky her stupidity has been blacked out. imagine the wrath if this was uttered by some adun across the floor. he'll be condemned and ostracised and may even get the kick out of the dewan. this is whats been happening to our country lately. assholes are being protected for their evil deeds. the truth however are being shunned. what the hell man?

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

sorry guys, been having difficulty logging in. streamyx in me area been totally totaly fucked up la today. so anyway, nothing much else can be said of this sow except i really feel sorry for her instead of all my macha friends. she's a real disgrace to her own race, country and religion. the MSM fuckers, tv3 and rtm esp should blow this one up but no, she's lucky her stupidity has been blacked out. imagine the wrath if this was uttered by some adun across the floor. he'll be condemned and ostracised and may even get the kick out of the dewan. this is whats been happening to our country lately. assholes are being protected for their evil deeds. the truth however are being shunned. what the hell man?

Mohan said...

p/s: AD! stop taunting us far away with pandi kari..damn! Get it to LLT and maybe he could Fed-Ex it to me!....am already salivating!

anfield devotee said...

Kerp: Yup, the arseholes get away with murder (literally) . . .

Mohan: Just fer yer info, have "treated" Gav to me pandi curry. He wasn't too impressed to say the least . . .

ps: You guys checked out Death Angel yet?

Bernard said...

Nanda : A bit of self-deprecating humor only-lah, no real offence.

AD : U give pandi kari to a Chinaman (LLT), of course he won't be impressed. So when you gonna let Nick & me try? We'll do a review...too bad there's no scratch & sniff on the internet.