Thursday, July 31, 2008

Caption Contest PtII



Most regular FFS readers will recognise me colleague & regular pix contributor Miss Szu Pau (above). However, me regrets to inform you lot that tomorrow is her last day as she ventures in search of greener pastures in the wild, wild world of client servicing.

As a farewell pressie from her to all her "fans" at FFS, Miss Pau has kindly donated this parting photo fer us to caption. So people, fire away &, ahem, please do try to keep yer captions on the respectable & decent side (even if Miss Pau's decadent behaviour tempts you to write something nasty) . . .

ps: From me, thanx a gazillion fer being such a supportive colleague. But more importantly, thank you from the very bottom of me fooking heart fer the countless gems you have supplied to FFS. From the "hot" pix to the unforgettable "what's a cunt" quip, you definitely have given this humble blog plenty of memorable, laugh-out-loud moments. TQ!

42 comments:

premo said...

Sorry. Am unable to contribute any sort of witty caption or cliched sexual comment here. The blood supply to my brain has been redirected to me nether regions thus making me soft in the head and erm.. hard in other places.

This pic would've been more at home in a Girls Gone Wild section on the UK version of FHM but hey I'm not complaining!

anfield devotee said...

premo: What did me say about keeping things decent? Did we really need to know the state of hardness/softness of yer various anatomy?

"SEX, DRUGS & SZU PAU!" - that's me (first) contibution . . .

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Grab 'em good before its too late!

hey, all the best to miss szu pau on her quest for a greater things ahead. how about a flash for an encore? kihkihh...

anfield devotee said...

Kerp: very persuasive la you . . . such a smooth talker . . .

Achilles said...

AD: Is that your hand trying to grab the siew pau's? hahahahaha

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

thats nothing man. wait till anyone of them hook up with me on yahoo.

ehem...any takers? miss szu pau? karen? anita akka?

kahkahh...

shit now i feel like a real loser lah.

anfield devotee said...

achilles: Am sure the lady whose hand is in the photo will be well pleased to read that her dainty limb has been mistakenly identified as a man's . . .

No caption? Anba not here yet, so yer free to do the "milk" caption . . . he he!

anfield devotee said...

No kerp, not loser . . . the word yer looking fer starts with 'p' & ends with a 't'. . . hee hee.

Leona said...

Now delete the Coffee, Tea or Me line and replace it with...I just want FRESH PAW PAW!!!!

Hey Princess...Keep flashing those yummy PAW PAW and best wishes in the new opening of your plantation in KL!!!

loving those paw paw. ENCORE SZU PAU!!!

Mervin said...

Hey Szu Pau...Haha...What an interesting picture of you flashing your boobies all..Hmm, must be one helluva night la.

If you are planning to plant papaya's here in KL, we'll then be calling you Mama-San

Anyways, good luck in your new job & welcome to the world of cool & happening people (Advertising World).

Keep in touch & take care..Mama-San

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

tit(s) for (pan)tat?

muahahahhaaaaa....

Zafrul Y said...

Ehem..... facial expression is all you need and let your imagination do the rest.

Aileen said...

Kerp is so jahatfied!

anfield devotee said...

leona: Miss Pau is . . . er . . . enjoying the fruits of her labour?

mervin: Hmmmm . . . self-proclaimed 'cool' eh? Sorry you have to deal with us dull fooks in corp comm . . .

zaf: Care to use this pix as a visual fer an ad campaign? Sure laris punya . . .

kerp: Jahat betul la you. Word me was thinking was 'pervert' la . . .

senorita.. said...

hahaha... premo is so honest.

this is a hard one... erm.... i'll leave the caption to the creative minds here..

wish Ms Szu Pau all the best in her future undertakings..

Kerp,on yahoo? what exactly do u do there? lol

Life's Like That said...

All kinds of thots running thru head....all kinds of thots running thru head.....Not proper....not proper....

By the way, who won the best caption award for the previous photo caption contest?

Szu, gd luck to u. Been in the ad world b4 so u get ready for some pretty long hours and fantastic parties!

Oca said...

...and therefore more of the caption contest pictures!!!!! haha!!

Mohan said...

'You May Go But The Pau's Are Staying'
M.
p/s: Good Luck

premo said...

AD: I did not specifically state which part of my lower body anatomy was in a state of 'hardness' so therefore its still considered decent cos I left it up to the readers' imagination. I could have been referring yo my toes yes? Dirty fella you hehehe....

Kerp: Hahaha... wicked puns man

Mervin and LLT: Yes indeed advertising seems like a lotta wild fun, parties and shagging but really thats just on the outside looking in. For most of the part its long hours, stressful deadlines and clients from hell. All for a pretty measly paycheck if you look at it in totality (unless of course your well connected, good at office politics, from a wealthy or powerful family background, et. al). So...

...Ms Szu Pau: Don't mean to scare you but know what you're getting into. This industry is hard on people so hope you have the passion and drive to succeed. Being bloody-minded and ballsy does help alot too :)

All the best!

S.Ian said...

"Fresh Pau Anyone?"

Having a blast i see miz SZU PAU, :) i think that nickname will stick with you for a really long time.

Anyway Good luck in what ever your doing ya. Keep in touch.

Cheers

PS: Guys keep the Captions Coming!! YEAH!

akuani said...

hook up on YM with you Kerp? we've yet to do the Mr. Bala lunch ... food before side servings haahahhah

Also PG-18 M tells me I need to go out and get laid ... somehow hooking up on YM just doesn't make the cut Kerp ...

*kih kih kih* and in a odd frame of mind today ...

anfield devotee said...

(* sound effect* pee buuut peeee buuut) & (*adopts whiny voice thru megaphone*) "Kaaaayaaaa Paaaau . . . Taaaaussaaah Paaau . . . Taaaaaaaai Paaaau . . . char Szu Pau . . . ." (Pee but pee but)

Premo: toes, whatever, still too much detail . . .

LLT: Miss Pau liked mark/becky's caption the best the last time out.

BTW, to all, Miss Pau is reading yer comments in her cubicle behind me & is sniggering away. So don't be shy, Miss Pau certainly isn't!

muststopthis said...

A.D..
Judging from her reaction (assuming that chick in spaghetti straps is she)...I am more interested to know where the other hand went!

Anba said...

FFS new line of Bra...

"Behold The FFS Magnetic Bra...
Guaranteed to Magnetize, Attract and Pull the onlookers Hand,Lips,Eyes.. towards your Bra......"...

Please contact his Holiness Sri Balaji fer further information..tq

anfield devotee said...

muststopthis: Will ask Miss Pau but am quite certain yer query will be met with a terse 'no comment'.

Anba: Another gem from the eteacher who's a lecher! Good one la bro! magnetic bra ha ha!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

hey guys,

it was all uncle bala's idea. since i'm not one, how would i know he actually meant pervert.

and to all the ladies who have been dying to add me on her yahoo, go ahead, we'll have a lovely chat. a little abra cada bra(less), you'll learn this kerp guy is actually a very charming and lovable person...and the greatest man to ever (figuratively) set his foot on earth.

Achilles said...

AD: Actually that was kinda my caption...let me rephrase it a bit..."Is that AD's hand trying grab some siew paus?" Too far out?

Other Captions... errr... Hot siew pau for sale... no squeezing allowed....once "squeezed", considered sold.

another one...

SQUEEZE if you love boobs. (you know.. from the bumper stickers "honk if you love....")

Premo: Advertising world no action? Sure or not? hehehehe... i thought that's how you got your nickname the playah. hehehehehee.

Yeah.. all the best to Ms. Szu Pau and her new career. Hope she will still find time to conitrbute photos like these in the future. what would FFS be without it??

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

anita,

thats it, i'm all psyched up. lets do lunch. desserts on you!

muahahaa...

FFS has really turned into a smut site la, whether or not you dig it, boss.

senorita.. said...

omg AD and the sound effect. LMAO

anfield devotee said...

kerp: Ya la, thanx to you, me humble blog has been transformed into a smut site! Perv!
"Greatest Man to Set Foot on Earth"? Ladies, you have been warned . . .

achilles: Ya man, Premo da playah talking rot. But looks like Anba has come up trumos again with another superb caption!

senorita: peeeee buuuuut!

Szu Pau: Ya lah, what would this site be without yer wonderful pix? Hee hee. Care to continue contributing?

akuani said...

Kerp: ahahahhaha don't get too excited la ... remember I am the veteran 'auntie' on this now 'smut' site!

Give me a holler any time, and we can do lunch :)) if I ain't down in Masjid Jamek wrestling my client :))

mitdoq said...

For all those late nites, having me forget to pick my son up and the abuse from my wife......I DEMAND FOR SOME OF THAT YUMMY SZU PAU NOW!!!!

If not I will shown this image to you mother...

Good luck at the new place!

TaiKo

Mervin said...

Nope. Not self proclaimed cool bro. Are you saying you guys in corp comm are dull..? Hmm...I think otherwise..

Life's Like That said...

Anba : U r absolutely rite! This magnetic bra even attracts bloggers! many new names i see!

Cynnister said...

Oh my god, Bala, you cannot post a pix like this and expect ppl to post decent and nice comments!!! It is like giving someone a brand new shiny sportscar and not letting them drive it. Truly a bloke's blog.

What does the wife have to say to all this?? ;-D

Anba said...

People pls in the name of the almighty dont mention wife please...

senorita.. said...

hahahaha....

'wife'.. tht scary huh?

lol

Mohan said...

AD Dude: You've created a riot here. You might want to do a S. PI or Saiful before the wifeys get you! wondering how many of the dudes are heading back with flowers today!
M.
p/s: thought the only PG18 site was that of Senoritas..hmmm

Mohan said...

p/s2: Miss Szu Pau...Client Servicing??...hmmmmm

Jon-C said...

Frak! The one day i have a blardee long meeting is the day we got such an interesting pic.

WTF! I missed all the fun.

senorita.. said...

M,now dun u spread the smutiness to my blog. =P

anfield devotee said...

JonC: Not to late fer you to throw in yer caption or three.

senorita: Kerp & you - SMUT CENTRAL! HA HA!

cynnister: Pls note its very much a case of supply & demand! Miss Pau supplies the pix & there is a HUGE demand fer these pix as you can see. He he.
Me merely asked fer some restraint with the commenst, otherwise . . .

Anba: Why la? Getting cold feet ah. Dude, just accept it la, getting married is you trading in yer freedom fer the privilege of having NAG at you 24/7. Good deal what? No?

Mohan: Unfortunately you missed the earlier Miss Pau postings/pix. Well, at least you caught the last one.