Thursday, October 9, 2008

Smoking Hot Advert



This was forwarded to me by Madam O and is another fooking great example of how to grab a viewer's (eg Kerp's) attention. Do take the time to check this out & let me know what you think of the advert.

If only all adverts like this, people would pay more attention . . . shit, come to think of it,the ads would probably be more popular than the show!!!

Enjoy!

ps: If you have seen similar ads, do share the links with us.

pps: No, Madam O is NOT a dirty lesbo . . . she's happily married with two kids.

41 comments:

cedrol said...

Definitely the best way to roll a Cigar. I don't know about smokin' it afterwards. But no kidding It's usually women working in hand rolled cigar factories. I guess we know why now ;)
Ced - Your froggie friend.

anfield devotee said...

Hey hey, Cedric, welcome finally to FFS. Good to hear from you!

And what do you mean "don't know bout smoking it afterwards"!!???!!

Flavour . . . aroma . . .

Bernard said...

Rubbish! Absolute rubbish! Independence cigars are machine rolled and not hand nor body rolled as implied by the ad. I know that ad men usually take some liberties in producing an ad but this is absolute bollocks....

FYI Independence cigars taste like dirt....

anfield devotee said...

ah ha ha ha Bernard. Was waiting fer yer expert opinion on this.

Ok then, shite cigars, great ad . . .

akuani said...

Damn ... me deleted a whole loads of such adverts from me PC ... OOps ... I didn't know there would be an audience for it here :))

No doubt advertising hogwash .. but sure gets the viewers all worked up either which way :))

Kopite78 said...

What an ad!!! No news from Kerp yet? He must really be watching this ad over and over.... hahahaha!!!!!!!

anfield devotee said...

akuani: Haiyo aunty . . .

kopite78: Kerp is probably the director.

kevo said...

Nice. Seen this one. What a way to sell a concept for rolled cigars - however its actually done. These bloody ad fookers all one kind of siau eh! But just makes you wanna have one, fresh from the rub-a-dub-dub don't it? Enjoyed watchin it again. Glad Bernard there declared the true filth of its contents.

akuani said...

AD: No worries, I might still have a stash somewhere :)) and will let you have them wokay??

Some people I know keep forgetting me female and keep sending me stuff that would have Kerp forever glued to his monitor (where is that boy la...???)

anfield devotee said...

akuani: me sent this to you so we can have a cross section of comments; not just from perv-kerps types la . . .

kevo: The power of advertising eh . . . makes you wanna go suck on an Independence stodgie . . .

Anba said...

Are you sure this is an advert...?
hmmmmmmmmm
Erectus Maximus would be a more appropriate brand name...

akuani said...

if you ask me AD, and if I let the feminist in me take over you know I will be spewing fire on how as usual women are portrayed in such sexual tones for the sake of selling something as stupid as a cigar ... I mean really did we need to boobs and butts to buy the damn thing?

But having long ago come to terms that this form of 'exploitation' is a 2 sided sword from the perspective of the exploitee and the exploiter ... I've given up bothering to get flustered.

I have a look at these ad, if there's anything, I admire the creative aspect and the ingenuity of the pun from the actions ... and then forget about.

You don't see me running out to buy any of these ... there's one on beers ... video clips with women almost humping bottles - apparently that sells beers to men - beats me I'm not a man :)))))))

anfield devotee said...

akuani: if putting a naked penis on a car would help sell it to women, be sure it would have been done.
Instead, you all need to know if the damn thing can park itself! (*hee hee . . . sexist remark fer the day. Can see akuani glowing with rage*)

anba: Me thinks this is targetted at the adult cable channels which have . . . ahem . . . a sizeable following.

akuani said...

penis on a car bonnet and selling it to women??? hmmmmm somehow I just don't see that happening ... but perhaps there's a niche market - not me!

as for the penis knowing how to park itself ... I've my theories on this ahahhaha let's not even go there right about now :))

and you're right if long distance glowering could kill you'd be missing very vital bits of you that usually found between your legs ... but in sympathy to your sweet wife ... me just burnt your pony tail off :))))))))))))))))))

senorita.. said...

what Kerp, even i will be watching the ad over n over again... man, HOT!

Jon-C said...

Wow nearly made me wanna take up smoking cigars! Wahahahaha.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

whooaa...you wouldnt believe me but i'll be joining some of the neighbours for a cigar (and sme thani ofcos) session later tonight at one of the clubs in PJ. sure to remind me of this ad.

But, real pundek la, why la everytime the subject of porn comes up, it must without fail, be associated with moi? i'm telling you folks la, nowadays been enjoying more soft-core that i've even ditched stuff with Janine in it, eating another one of her kind.

senorita.. said...

lol.. Kerp, u r famous like that. :P

Achilles said...

AD: Firstly, Wow....its damn fooking hot. I wish i could be the Cigar. hehehehehee

Secondly, i got to share this with you guys...I could watch it in me opis which i did...and forgot to turn down the damn volume. FOOK. Everyone in opis looked at me funny and had to say some fooker sent me some email and by just clicking it this happen.

anfield devotee said...

achilles: Ah ha ha ha ha! U bloody fool! Always have a pair of heradphones plugged in la. Nasib baik it wasn't the full blown moan & groan fest that usually accompanies this sort of vids!

Kerp: Yer reputation preceeds you. hee hee . . .

Akuani: Gua sudah potong gua punya rambut la . . . now very goodie two shoes. As fer the ads, sex sells la, simple. At least there was some humour involved (like the Guiness ad me posted earlier).

JonC: So why don't you? Or better yet, just kebas one from bernard cigar case the next time you see him at MyRawk gathering.

senorita: Put's Pink Floyd's 'Have A Cigar' (track 2 on Wish You Were Here) in a different perspective, don't it . . .

senorita.. said...

AD,u chopped off ur pony tail? why?

and yeah, diff. perspective. a sexy one.. heheheh

anfield devotee said...

senorita: Pony Tail? Split Enz la, growing again.

ps: How did you find the Seasick Steve album? Am listening to his new one at the moment. Quite good me must say.

Achilles said...

AD: Lesson learnt... from now on its headphones... sigh.

You cut your hair? this me gotta see to believe. So is there anything else left now? hahahahahahaa. Sorry bro.. just couldn't resist-lah. hehehee

anfield devotee said...

achilles: Its the Jack Nicholson look bro . . .

Bernard said...

Fark you la Jack Nicholson konon...more like a rounder version of Danny De Vito.

anfield devotee said...

yes, bernard, the words 'pot', 'kettle' & 'black' come to mind right now . . .

akuani said...

Bernard: you hit the nail man kih kih kih ....

anfield devotee said...

akuani: Oooooh . . . so you want me to start talking about weight issues eh, aunty . . .

akuani said...

AD: ala ... i have given birth to 2 kids, and so I'm round like an oil barrel - do you see me in denial here my friend??? NOPE ... so take your best shot AD ... I'm a self proclaimed beached whale with walrus tusks ... how much worse can you get??

senorita.. said...

lol... so farnee.

Jack Nicholson? LOL

anfield devotee said...

akuani: Hee hee . . . neither is me la, you should know better. Me is no shallow & vain pot la (unlike one of yer siblings - remember the "body of Adonis" declaration?) After all, me has put in a lot of hours to get into the shape that me is now. . . happy hours!

senorita: Old Jack is the model senior citizen! Fer still being able to pull women a third his age! (oh . . . & Hugh Hefner too)

Tinesh said...

owh owh...question for Bernard.. What do 30 year old cigars taste like? Cuz my friend has a box his dad bought 30 years ago and I might wana have some. So opinion needed. :D

AD: Ponytail tarak? What happend to the metal meister la? :P

senorita.. said...

AD...... moolah! it's moolah!!

Bernard said...

AD : Its true that I don't have six pack abs but to describe me as rotund would be stretching the imagination (and waistline) wayyyy tooo far ANDDDD I'm not botak.

Tinesh : 30 year old cigars? I can tell you that the taste would be between 2 extremes...excellent (smooth, nice draw & full of flavors like coffee, chocolate & cream) or just plain horrible (like dry dirt). It will depend on whether the cigars were properly kept over the years as given our weather & humidity, it may be prone to drying out, fungus & tobacco weevils. Hopefully they were properly & lovingly kept in a humidor & you should have a good time.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

no more ponytails ah? age is catching up la what else.

Tinesh said...

OK thnx bernard. I think it was just left in the box in a room la. Not sure if it was kept properly.

mozisgod said...

AD: heee hehhee nice one, like the might achilles i left my heel open again read: i left my "sound" buttion on...in the office...mwahhahhaa..and i went to toilet while waiting for it to buffer....wmahahhahahhaha
laghi teruk siottt..

oh yeah, one more thing bala, with regards to old cocks scoring chicks 1/3rd their age - don't forget lemmy dude...mwahhahahhah

cheers. have a grand week ahead.

Achilles said...

AD: jack nicholson eh? hehehehehe. But bernard's rounded version of Danny Devito sounds so funny. in fact that has placed an image in my head which i cannot shake off now. hahahahaha

Moz: hahahaha... that is much worse than mine. hope you didn't get in to much trouble bro.

Marsha M said...

you mean this advert actually made it on air or something? or is an indie advert company or something??? *faints*

Marsha M said...

i just read archilles' comment and had to add....I was also caught a little off-guard with the sound. din close the door...luckily kids outside watching pokemon, volume very loud, dey din hear anything. :-)

anfield devotee said...

marsha m: Hey, long time no see, what gives?

Yes, me thinks this ad along with the Guiness one (posted earlier) were designed fer European adult cable channels. After all these channels have substantial viwership, so makes sense you tailor the ads to suit the taste of the viewer.

Sex sells? Fook yeah . . .